Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Burn It All Down]

Good to see the Praetorian Noseguard is out in full force.

 

[JackoVerde]

I don't like the way Nick is grinning at me in that picture.
It's making me wonder what he spiked that drink he's offering with.

If you drink that shot, you’ll wake with with the balldo in your ass.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Kiwifarms wants to take my precious away, buts theys cannot haves it. It is mine.

NOOOOOOO MY PRECIOUS!!!!!

 

[AN/ALR56]

This is 100% the guy who pretends he is gay to lure you into a false sense of security around him (which Nick admitted he did), or thinks up the idea of imposing an ‘underwear only’ rule on boys and the girls!! in his dorm so he can get some mental images for the spank bank for later (again, another one of Nick’s FUNNY & WEIRD tales).

View attachment 6052956
This should be told as a cautionary tale of what happens when a total loser dork gets attention for this first time in his life at mid-life crisis point.

There's a reason 2000s fashion didn't come back like the 70s or 80s lmao.

 

[TheButcherknight]

Man Nick was batting way out of his league with Kayla. He looks like a gangly 12 year old Otaku in his 20s.

Even he has stated this in several livestreams before his collapse (anus)

 

[ThriceBakedPotato]

gotdamit. why did they choose to implode this. they don't look like a jock + head cheerleader couple, but they looked Good. Like a plain But stable, happy, and secure life was waiting ahead.

(don't do drugs + alcohol + swinging + balldos..)

But on the plus side their church and their homeschooling co-op now has a very effective "Don't drugs or you'll be like this guy we knew" campaign

 

[Can of Spam]

Nick has already hit rock bottom, now he's digging all the way down to hell.

He clearly hasn't hit rock bottom yet, that's what makes this so fun to watch.

At least there wasn't a fringe on their flag.

 

[Male Idiot]

When a real rock star goes out with a bang, it goes supernova.

Nickie lawboy went kilonova instead.

This cow is a nonstop firehose of milk.

Did April Imahoe the human fleshlight really give him a dicksuck? Or did she give him a proper bj? Deepthroating the balldo!

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Kayla was cute the drugs look to have stolen her soul.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

This is 100% the guy who pretends he is gay to lure you into a false sense of security around him (which Nick admitted he did), or thinks up the idea of imposing an ‘underwear only’ rule on boys and the girls!! in his dorm so he can get some mental images for the spank bank for later (again, another one of Nick’s FUNNY & WEIRD tales).

View attachment 6052956
This should be told as a cautionary tale of what happens when a total loser dork gets attention for this first time in his life at mid-life crisis point.

Jesus fucking Christ, can we confirm if Nick is indeed a Wendigo or has he always been a junkie? Just skin and bone.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Kiwifarms wants to take my precious away, buts theys cannot haves it. It is mine.

NOOOOOOO MY PRECIOUS!!!!!
View attachment 6053186

Pink balldo makes it gayer fyi

 

[AN/ALR56]

He clearly hasn't hit rock bottom yet, that's what makes this so fun to watch

Hes like the titanic sub, 9000 feet below, approaching crush depth, his ego is the ballast that is dragging him towards a massive implosion,but he can't let go, he's just like that retarded tech bro who thought James Cameron and 60+ yeqrs of naval submersible engineering were wrong and he was right, and just like him, he will drag innocent people along.
At least he's using a balldo instead of a logitech xbox controller this time.

 

[Harm]

This is 100% the guy who pretends he is gay to lure you into a false sense of security around him (which Nick admitted he did), or thinks up the idea of imposing an ‘underwear only’ rule on boys and the girls!! in his dorm so he can get some mental images for the spank bank for later (again, another one of Nick’s FUNNY & WEIRD tales).

View attachment 6052956
This should be told as a cautionary tale of what happens when a total loser dork gets attention for this first time in his life at mid-life crisis point.

Holy fuck, is that our Nick Rekieta? He looks like Russell Greer without the facial paralysis.

Him being a massively dysgenic ugly loser contextualizes his psychotic ascent into a sociopathic cokehead. It makes a ton more sense now. He was never supposed to have this lot in life and lucked/manipulated his way into this position.

You can't turn a pauper into a prince without the power going to his head.

 

[JamusActimus]

I was wondering why the 16 year old looked that weak but seeing that young Nick Pic, it's obvious Nick passed his beta genes to his kid.

Very weak frame

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Kind curious, if Nick hadn’t done his coke stream the search warrant would have been nonexistent right?

Yes. The stream shows that it's literally happening right now.

Otherwise it would just be a CPS referral.

 

[iniuit basketball pro 420]

Kind curious, if Nick hadn’t done his coke stream the search warrant would have been nonexistent right?

If you read the warrant affadavit the streams are just one brick in the wall. It's possible that they played a very big part in it, but the cokestream by itself was not likely the straw that broke the camel's back.

 

[AnOminous]

(Example: “If Nick drives drunk, why hasn’t he been CHARGED with it?! Did they test him during the arrest? Why not? VERY SUSPICIOUS!”)

"If Nick's balls are so tiny they can't even be contained in a Balldo, then why does he have one? If the Balldo doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

 

[ThriceBakedPotato]

I was wondering why the 16 year old looked that weak but seeing that young Nick Pic, it's obvious Nick passed his beta genes to his kid.

Very weak frame

0/10 frame.
Needs more tendies.

 

[Can of Spam]

At least he's using a balldo instead of a logitech xbox controller this time.

Why not both?

 

[BeetleBug242]

I joined this thread the day of the arrest and have been furiously reading to try to keep up and get an understanding of the story. All the while, all anyone had to do is post this picture…

View attachment 6053084

It all makes sense now.

Yeah, yeah it does!