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[Crab Latte]

Hurl world is upset she was mentioned in the thread as the one who introduced Anthony to NAL. Sorry I don't have time to explain every single point in the FTW timeline. It's mainly to illustrate the type of men she's attracted to and the treatment that she's willing to accept. Either way, whoever introduced FTW to NAL is of no consequence because once he was exposed, NO ONE liked him. Be it Hurl and Lux, or Jessica Messica and Ariel. I invite her to come detail her side in the thread so we can get the whole picture, or continue to sperg about it on Twitter so we can archive it here.


Messages dropped on twitter from that time, between Hurl and Anthony.



Also, Hurl, If you have those SS from when Anthony's ex reached out, come drop them in the thread!

Edited to add:
When I saw the FB update that Cobes phone was broken, I had to wonder if this had anything to do with NAL. After seeing these screenshots I feel like it did lol

 

[Nukalellel]

When I saw the FB update that Cobes phone was broken, I had to wonder if this had anything to do with NAL. After seeing these screenshots I feel like it did lol

That one lone gave it away looool, I wonder if NAL will sperg about Joshy for believing the trolls instead of her in the near future .

 

[lottalove]

Hurl world is upset she was mentioned in the thread as the one who introduced Anthony to NAL.

However ~falling in love~ in the realm of GW and Youtube livestreaming works or what it might be motivated by, NAL once credited Hurl for introducing her to FTW. In the beginning at least, when everything went according to plan.
NAL saying so was documented in a JM livestream on October 16th, 2023, right at the beginning of that stream, clip here:

Later on, after everything fell apart, she repeatedly blamed Luxicon for having put a lovespell on her, which made her fall in love with FTW. She never would have fallen in love with him, were it not for Lux. This was a prominent line in some of the December 2023 streams, when NAL started the next courting phase and was trying to latch onto Cobra. She even burnt a letter she got from Lux.

 

[3deadniggers]

I have now added a special spoiler for a Jessica Messica intro before she's discussed in depth, and a spoiler with a brief description of GorlWorld, rich with links to the threads of it's more prominent inhabitants.

Gorlworld stuff is good. It gives a rounded picture.

Would still like to know more about Messica. She seems like a cow in her own right if she is getting involved in all this drama, losing her kids and ending up in rehab. NAL is going to tell half truths about her so having a good account of Messica's history would be useful to contrast the truth against NAL's lies.

 

[Rotogravure]

Gorlworld stuff is good. It gives a rounded picture.

Would still like to know more about Messica. She seems like a cow in her own right if she is getting involved in all this drama, losing her kids and ending up in rehab. NAL is going to tell half truths about her so having a good account of Messica's history would be useful to contrast the truth against NAL's lies.

I'm not sure how much you know about her, but here's this from back when JM was still "new" (other things have been discovered since that post, but may not have been posted). I think JM (currently) is one of those quasi-cows, meaning she has cow behavior but not quite enough to justify a thread. Her presence right now consists of reactions to other cows, and I think the consensus is that wouldn't make a great thread (yet).

 

[3deadniggers]

I'm not sure how much you know about her, but here's this from back when JM was still "new" (other things have been discovered since that post, but may not have been posted). I think JM (currently) is one of those quasi-cows, meaning she has cow behavior but not quite enough to justify a thread. Her presence right now consists of reactions to other cows, and I think the consensus is that wouldn't make a great thread (yet).

Put a link to that when she's first mentioned. That's exactly what I was looking for. Any others you can do the same would be nice. Most people see NAL as Cobra's new girlfriend and she's got her own cast of clowns in the beauty parlor. If you can link their threads for people to catch up it stops NAL being able to talk so much shit.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

Does anybody have the one where she threatened Cobes with a machete?

 

[anliteralidiot]

Does anybody have the one where she threatened Cobes with a machete?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

"I'm not a fuckin demon!" -aNAL, to no one in particular

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Incredible OP, here's hoping she hags out and throws a tantrum over it.

 

[Troonos]

OH GOD, MY EYES. Truly one of the ugliest women ever to live. She is why the looks rating scale goes down to 1.

 

[Your Landlord]

"Die wanna wanga, Jawshie!"

 

[Crab Latte]

However ~falling in love~ in the realm of GW and Youtube livestreaming works or what it might be motivated by, NAL once credited Hurl for introducing her to FTW. In the beginning at least, when everything went according to plan.
NAL saying so was documented in a JM livestream on October 16th, 2023, right at the beginning of that stream, clip here:
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Later on, after everything fell apart, she repeatedly blamed Luxicon for having put a lovespell on her, which made her fall in love with FTW. She never would have fallen in love with him, were it not for Lux. This was a prominent line in some of the December 2023 streams, when NAL started the next courting phase and was trying to latch onto Cobra. She even burnt a letter she got from Lux.

Thank you! I KNEW I had heard that somewhere but had no idea when she said it.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

On one hand, NAL wriggling her way into the Cobraverse was what got me into the BOY. On the other hand, uncovering this sewer of a rabbithole is about as bad for my mental health as knowing about the chinese cat torture cabal.
Also, why is this in deathfats? Surely Jessica would be better placed in the Beauty Parlor proper?

 

[gish.]

I made an account on her cam whore site to look through her profile pictures, it's a shame to see what she looked like in a few of them versus now.

 

[ibeatmywife]

I made an account on her cam whore site to look through her profile pictures, it's a shame to see what she looked like in a few of them versus now.

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Her phenotype has always been Victorian Era streetwalker tbh

 

[Crab Latte]

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On one hand, NAL wriggling her way into the Cobraverse was what got me into the BOY. On the other hand, uncovering this sewer of a rabbithole is about as bad for my mental health as knowing about the chinese cat torture cabal.
Also, why is this in deathfats? Surely Jessica would be better placed in the Beauty Parlor proper?

Because, as the opening solar system illustration states, she was an orbiter of SJAM who was an orbiter of Chantal Foodie Beauty. All these people are from fat girl world, aka GorlWorld.

Also, holy shit she's gonna be pissed.

 

[Rotogravure]

I made an account on her cam whore site to look through her profile pictures, it's a shame to see what she looked like in a few of them versus now.

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Don't let it fool you. She just skinwalked better back then. She was still as batshit as she is now, she just hid it better.

 

[Your Landlord]

Her phenotype has always been Victorian Era streetwalker tbh

Oi guvnah, fancy a stroll to the swamp for a cheeky romp?

 

[ibeatmywife]

Don't let it fool you. She just skinwalked better back then. She was still as batshit as she is now, she just hid it better.

Yea and she wasnt that old in some of those journal entries where she was clearly already a bpd psychopath. I really think she must have been one of those kids who were never told no and could do no wrong I can't imagine her going through so much trauma it caused her to be like that but until someone comes forward who knew what her life was like growing up we may never know.