Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Someones cranky.
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You.
Are.
Not.
Running.

And her drink undid all of the caloric burn she experienced with her 'quick' and energetic walking.

The old adage of 100 calories per 1 mile is nowhere near accurate. It's all based on how quickly and what heart rate is reached during the mile effort. For example, if a relatively fit woman a few years older than Anna runs at a relatively cozy speed of 6.2 mph (10 kph) in her 1/2 marathon effort, she may in fact burn approximately 75 calories per mile run. If this same relatively fit woman were to walk that shit at 4.0 mph (6.4 kph) while singing along with terrible music on the radio, she may in fact burn 45 calories per mile walked. If this same relatively fit woman were to go balls to the fucking wall and try to get sub 6-minutes for a mile (and fail by 23 seconds, fucking damn it) at just shy of 10 mph (16 kph), then she may in fact burn 130 calories for that mile.

I'll give Anna the same burn of that relatively fit woman murdering herself on her treadmill and hating life after that fucking stupid mile effort. 130 calories.

That drink, if she got ONLY 16 oz (that looks like the next size up to my eyeballs, though) has 160 calories.

ETA: And I think the flagging is coming from the AI being confused as to whether or not her tits are exposed, given that it's not capable of differentiating fat rolls from mammary glands.
 
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GenociderSyo said:
Someones cranky.
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I don’t think she actually got that drink and is just promoting it because it’s their summer drink. She must not have felt like having it or something.

Reason being is that A) the drink is blue so it’s something you would want to show off in photos/ vids bit shes using the opaque cup (for the first time?) B) the drink comes with raspberry boba things and is served with a wide straw and she has a normal sized straw.
 
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thejackal2 said:
She's really leaning into this idea she's 500lbs of chronic illness and permanent fat.


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Candidly, and not to make anyone feel less than, but Anna has never been great at writing copy. This caption, however, fully reads as a complete bugman AI composition.

If she really wants to show up for herself and honor her connection with her body, Anna can start by trying to understand that she *is* her body. And that she became, and maintains, her size through food and drink. Even if she did have lipidema, it still wouldn't be to blame for all of ...that. If she leans into this cope, it will literally kill her.
 
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pink cigarettes said:
If she really wants to show up for herself and honor her connection with her body, Anna can start by trying to understand that she *is* her body
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I remember my mom telling me a story: a cousin of hers had an osteosarcoma (I think) when she was a very young kid. They spent years trying to save her leg, to the point it was useless. Her cousin went from calling it “my leg” to eventually calling it “the leg.” She’d completely disassociated from it. (They eventually amputated, and she was much happier.)

I think Anna (and other fats) do the same thing. Not for the same reasons, of course, there is a huge difference between having a leg attacked by cancer, and eating yourself into immobility, but their brains behave the same way. I guess for some it’s hard to accept that their body is causing pain and so distance themselves. Kind of like a murderer saying “she got stabbed” rather than “I stabbed her.”
 
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OttoWest said:
June is bustin’ out all over:
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Does she have a double camel toe? You're that fat that your stomach (?) forms one... jesus.. I can't even tell where her legs/hips start. Just looks like a massive blob, like when a kid throws some purple paint against a piece of paper.
 
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A 39 year old woman who has no real responsibilities still hasn't filed her taxes, despite having a financial planner or accountant, because she's too busy going on vacation, playing dress up, and filming tiktok videos.

Then needs to whine about sitting at the repair shop waiting for her car. Something normal people do everyday, if they're fortunate enough to have a car, able to pay repair bills, AND have the time to take it in. Candidly, she's a stupid cunt.

Her thumb is ravaged. You can always tell when her anxiety is spiked because her face sores are angry, red and oozing, and her cuticles look like they have been gnawed on by rats. But the freshly dried blood is just so gross, unsanitary and negates having pretty coral nail polish.

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lonelygorl15 said:
Her thumb is ravaged. You can always tell when her anxiety is spiked because her face sores are angry, red and oozing, and her cuticles look like they have been gnawed on by rats. But the freshly dried blood is just so gross, unsanitary and negates having pretty coral nail polish.
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Considering how for years shes shown that her hands shake and she definitely has neuropathy that can't be good for her health. Do you think she even feels it as she gnaws away at her own fingers like the hamhocks they are?
 
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