"One of our absolute best friends Izaak loaned us the money for the hotel room and even got us a car in his name, because I couldn't get the car in my name... 40 years old and I can't even get a car in my name."
Yeah Pissa, that's because your credit is absolute shit, you've been in so many accidents that you had to get high-risk car insurance AND THEY CANCELLED IT ON YOU, and you don't have a credit card nor a debit card with enough money in your account to cover the rental and deposit.
Not only that, but what the fuck would your "absolute best friend Izaak" have done if you got in an accident while driving the car that was rented in his name?
This fucking retarded ass bitch...
(She also makes some noise about having to fight the "hotel industry" when they got to Florida, which I assume means they had problem related to the above - even when your hotel room is prepaid you still have to provide a credit card at check-in...and she doesn't have one. And some hotels take debit cards, but they put a hold on funds for a deposit...which again, Pissa doesn't have.)
FORTY YEARS OLD, but it's the government's fault that she's a feckless piece of shit.