Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL DEBATE THREAD.

[Perfect Paz]

I don't necessarily believe that it would be the best thing for the country as a whole, but I think it would be funny as hell if they sent him to Rikers Island and he won anyway, just for the amount of butthurt it would create.

I dunno if it would be the maximum amount possible but I say fuck everything and go for the chaos ending.

Trump winning the election and then having to serve his second term from a literal jail cell is the most interesting but least likely outcome, unfortunately.

 

[profoundlyunfunnyshitpost]

At least Trump is on TikTok now, hoping for some schizo 3 am callout videos and meme worthy new best words.

Post them please

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

Post them please

Only one he has currently up, hoping for more unhinged next time, but it wouldn't surprise me if it's a PR only account and stays boring.

Spoiler: TrumpTok1

 

[Duke Nukem]

The State of the Union on some shitty prison phone at like $5/min.

If there's a guy who could afford it, he's the one.

Personally I think it would be funny if he got sentenced to community service, like removing trash and roadkill from the highways or something. Imagining him removing dead skunks and possums from the road with a pitchfork is a hilarious image and I refuse to believe otherwise.

That being said, celebrities like Harvey Weinstein are in Rikers Island as well.

Apparently criticizing Trump for anything other than

• supporting Israel
• funding the development of COVID vaccines
• pardoning a bunch of rappers

means you have TDS.

I'm changing the subtitle right now.

I find it ironic that he funded, pushed through, and signed off on the vax stuff and some of his supporters think it's some kind of Nazi death poison and refuse to take it due to some schizos on the internet. Political junkies are not known for their consistency but that one just baffles me for all eternity.

Trump winning the election and then having to serve his second term from a literal jail cell is the most interesting but least likely outcome, unfortunately.

At least make him do community service for OVER 9000 hours, I think it would be a good outcome. But yeah for a nonviolent crime I doubt he's going to see a day inside of a cell.

Watching him lose his shit over having to serve food to the poor or remove roadkill from the highway or something would be epic lulz even if you're a Don fan.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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Trump is a man not only with a very cow-like community but has so many cow moments that it'd be stupid not to ridicule him. I mean cmon, this is the man who got a bunch of people to wear fucking diapers in solidary with him. If not just for his sperging out on twitter, he's got a bunch of cows backing him too. You can ridicule him plenty without bringing your political beliefs into it, at least that's how I see it.

Gotta say most people who worship him are cows themselves. Lol there’s now a MAGA version of the crying liberal meme

 

[Prester John]

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But if Trump steals the Dark Brandon meme, Biden's social media people will have to astroturf a new meme to replace it!

 

[JustStopDude]

He reminds me of Pete Rose, where as soon as that guy agreed to his lifetime ban from baseball, he was immediately in the Home shopping network selling shit.

Is there any product you can't get with Trump's face on it?

 

[AnnLurker]

He reminds me of Pete Rose, where as soon as that guy agreed to his lifetime ban from baseball, he was immediately in the Home shopping network selling shit.

Is there any product you can't get with Trump's face on it?

Sanitary Napkins. But I'm sure if he put his face on them and "Grab her by the pussy" some deranged fucker would buy it.

 

[Mossy Trash Panda]

Brother I think you are too young for this site. And if you aren't like 14, I really don't know what to say, but there isn't an IRL "culture war" unless you live in a big city. You shouldn't let politics bother you so much, you gotta find your own happiness in life. Get a hobby or something, try to also convince your friends to stop caring about politics, it does nothing but separate people who otherwise could get along.

Dude, i'm 26. But you're right. Playing Bladestorm has kept me distracted enough that I don't feel as miffed about things as I used to when I made that post.

 

[CyrusHowler]

But if Trump steals the Dark Brandon meme

Trump was doing it long before Cadaver Joe.
Also, the tags on this thread are beyond retarded, they’re fucktarded.

 

[symantec]

The autism required to be a juror that qualifies to serve during a Trump trial must be enormous. I'm glad he got convicted, it'll make his 2024 win so much better than '16.

 

[Kraftwerk Autobahn]

I'm glad he got convicted, it'll make his 2024 win so much better than '16.

"I'm glad he got convicted for illegally reporting the money he used as hush money to a pornstar"? Don't get it.

 

[Odd Opossum]

ffs there is a Madonna, so get that shit out of here. I've seen a shit ton of threads on celebs. cherry picking now is just dumb and just shows you love elderly old men.

I have to agree with him, Trump is still the de-facto mainstream right-wing head until he either dies or loses this upcoming election, any discussion on him is inevitably going to get heated outside of Reddit-tier moderation. I feel like some on here are playing dumb about this.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

How was it a show trial. Serious question

They think that anything that paints their fascist cult leader in a bad light is a sham, therefore, it must be a show trial.

No, their cult leader can't possibly ever be lying or guilty of something. It's all everyone else's fault.

Sanitary Napkins. But I'm sure if he put his face on them and "Grab her by the pussy" some deranged fucker would buy it.

Thunderdomers would spend their whole tugboat on it

 

[profoundlyunfunnyshitpost]

Trump literally stole falling asleep and shitting himself from based Dark Biden!

 

[JaneThough]

The autism required to be a juror that qualifies to serve during a Trump trial must be enormous. I'm glad he got convicted, it'll make his 2024 win so much better than '16.

Maybe the GOP should consider not running a lolcow. They’ve got time to pivot.

 

[din365]

What i think is hilarious is that the establishment actually thinks their opponent being a convicted criminal is going to spoil his chances. Most Americans know politicians are fucking criminal scum. the only difference is that Trump is the only one who got convicted for it.

 

[Kureljaca]

What i think is hilarious is that the establishment actually thinks their opponent being a convicted criminal is going to spoil his chances. Most Americans know politicians are fucking criminal scum. the only difference is that Trump is the only one who got convicted for it.

In election where entire states are decided sometimes by less than a thousand votes, good luck. Establishment knew prosecuting Trump is not just justice but will also ensure he is the candidate. And he is the only one Biden could beat at this point. They manipulated magats since they’re low IQ and Biden will be re elected. Gonna be fun to watch

 

[Drip Torch]

If being a felon is disqualifying for entering military service, no fucking way I am voting for a convicted felon to be the Commander in Chief for the US military.

 

[FunPosting101]

All the Dems had to do was let Trump have another 4 years in office, and then pretend like they aren't tyrants after the fact. All they had to do was Let. Me. Go... But they didn't do that, didn't they?

Relax, this won't stop him from getting another four years.