Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[WelperHelper99]

He bought it from a scalper too.
Look at the general state of that room, I'm not even going to bitch about his cable management, at least have a vacuum cleaner handy to clean the floor. It looks gross.

It's horrible. Literally just vacuum once or twice a week and it would look (and smell) infinitely better.

 

[Fapcop]

He has a EVGA 3090. Look I get streaming is intensive, but a 3070 super is perfectly capable of streaming. What are you trying to run Nick, Crysis?

We were talking about Nick and money yesterday, and this is the kind of vapid spending I was talking about. He just wants the most expensive or best because it feeds his narcissism. Not even for bragging rights.

 

[Americunt]

someone found this old picture from Drexel of Rekieta's desk. Apparently what's behind his desk is a huge mystery.

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I'm not the most tidy or organized person, but even I think that looks like a fucking nightmare of shit to trip into or knock over. I get he's on his ass for most of his streams anyway, but that clutter would distract the hell out of me

Also, all those bottles lol.

 

[RussianParasite]

how much sweeping there will be.

“We're gonna need a bigger broom.” —Rekieta jannies

I don't dispute a lot of the superchats people sent him were cring

I still maintain that he has/had one of, if not the most, cringy fanbases ever. Hahaha!! Nick, say unbreaded again!!! Oh please toast my dad’s uncle’s dead cousin, it’s my birthday! Lol, Vic must have lost the case again! The lot of them need to Jonestown themselves.

one-time event that resulted in arrests after one singular night of partying.

Yah ahna, I could go threw 26g of coke in one night all by mahself. I bet it was YOOOUU who did coke wit his keeddzz in da house!

As others have said, Nick is FUCKED. I would be surprised if those kids are returned anytime soon.

I have this feeling they will be back with him relatively soon. Or at least with Kayla. There are worse junkies that have kept their kids, or had them returned, having done worse.

someone found this old picture from Drexel of Rekieta's desk. Apparently what's behind his desk is a huge mystery.

Lol what a fucking pigsty. Clean your room you lazy fuck. That’s your office even, you can’t tell me that that is the kids messing the room up.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

I really believe the coke only came involved because they drinking got so out of hand.

Coke probably started after kayla got her first plastic surgery and got hooked on pain pills.

 

[Americunt]

He has a EVGA 3090. Look I get streaming is intensive, but a 3070 super is perfectly capable of streaming. What are you trying to run Nick, Crysis?

You're forgetting about Nick's other substance addiction: Warhammer, clearly he needed a top-end PC to run the Total Warhammer games at 4k, 120 fps.

 

[WelperHelper99]

We were talking about Nick and money yesterday, and this is the kind of vapid spending I was talking about. He just wants the most expensive or best because it feeds his narcissism. Not even for bragging rights.

I mean yes. I'm just saying, that is a 2k card. That's the grand total I payed for my entire rig, and that's a high estimate on my part.

 

[Mousey0328]

Mr Rekieta seems "very confident" in his innocence and his remaining supporters are going with the 'It's a set up by the police/Aaron/the pastor/sister-in-law(?)/children' narrative.
Is there any possibility that it was really just a set up? Even if the police lied, why would they plant 'evidence' in their house while they have bodycams on?
Why would the police officers made up the cluttered house, dirty dishes, clothes, when it is not true according to Nick?
What if we finally see the bodycam footage and it will be not like what we expect?
Although all the evidence we know seems to suggest Nick and Kayla were a neglecting parents and they abused different kinds of drugs (besides of alcohol).
Is it common in the US that the police lie about in their report just to frame someone? Or plant fake evidence?

It doesn't matter how the drugs were there. Possession is everything in the eye of law. Plus, the evidence of his active using. He won't get out of this.

I think this whole line of reasoning is a little silly. Nevermind the fact that Nick could have done shots of ice tea. (Whether in whisky bottles or not.)

But as an audience member, it’s not an unreasonable expectation to have, to believe that the streamer is on top of things. As in: He doesn’t have to drive the kids anywhere 4 hours after the show, that there is a babysitter in place, etc.

I mean COME ON… The faggot sending 20$ for a toast for his cat, needs to consider the impact on Nicks kids?! Really?!

Do I have to consider the impact on fellow kiwis families, before I reply and initiate a long slap fight? Or make an April thirst post so hawt and salacious that my fellow farmers need to take a day off to fap?!

Okay, thanks for your opinion. Your opinion doesn't change how I feel about the situation.

Coke probably started after kayla got her first plastic surgery and got hooked on pain pills.

Doesn't pain pill addiction normally transfer to heroin vs coke?

 

[Chazzed Up]

Aaron, while not the brightest bulb in the shed, is/was right about this one. Polycules are a trendy [current year] progressive construct viewed by many on the Right as an attack on traditional family structure. I can think of no better way to utterly alienate the vast majority of residents in that small Minnesota community or--for that matter--his and Rekieta's respective conservative-leaning audiences. Introducing polyamory into the picture would've been social and financial suicide.

Well, okay, they've already done that--or at least the Rekietas did. Think of Kayla's polycule plan as a possible form of the disaster coming their way. It didn't take its final shape until the Rekieta kids started talking.

To be fair, sister wife situations have been around for a while in kooky religious communities. Where they raise each other's kids. That whole thing is nothing new. Wonder if that was part of the inspiration Kayla was pulling from. Oof.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Is there any possibility that it was really just a set up?

no if you are familiar with junkies like Nick you know the drugs rot their brains to the point that they actually believe their own bullshit.

Its like bossman and his many many rats. A lot of them that he perceives are not actually real but that good crackarooski has him seeing them everywhere.

 

[Getting Tard Comed Jr]

If the kids went with the grandparents or other family members does that mean they still have to go through a CPS investigation?

 

[Fapcop]

I have this feeling they will be back with him relatively soon. Or at least with Kayla.

It’s probably 50/50. Kayla still seems to have tied herself to this human lead balldo and will go down with him.

And for every conscientious case worker, there’s just as many fuckups and do-the-bare-minimum minority hires. Money also plays a role. The more money you have to spend on lawyers, the more likely they are to drop it unless there’s like serious violence or sexual abuse.

As for Nicks room, holy shit. That’s what an alcoholics pigsty looks like.

I can’t even joke about it. For all the money he has at the end of the day, like any boozer, he curls up in his filthy bottle infested alkie corner and drinks himself into oblivion.

Congrats Nick! You managed to invoke something in me I never saw coming: Pity.

Now go have a drink, you deserve it you bum.

 

[Mousey0328]

If the kids went with the grandparents or other family members does that mean they still have to go through a CPS investigation?

The kids are in CPS custody, but living with relatives.

 

[TexOffender]

Coke probably started after kayla got her first plastic surgery and got hooked on pain pills.

Nick can make the argument he inhaled cocaine constantly because he was hooked on provigil.

Ironically enough there's studies that say using provigil (Modafinil) for treatment for cocaine dependence is effective.

 

[polar bear]

 

[Captain Manning]

He has a EVGA 3090. Look I get streaming is intensive, but a 3070 super is perfectly capable of streaming. What are you trying to run Nick, Crysis?

This has come up before. He buys the most expensive shit he can under the belief that more expensive is always best.

I think he fucked up on the Mustang though. It's both impractical and not the most prestigious. If he wanted practical and somewhat upper crust, he should have gone for something like an Audi (AWD would be useful in winter). If he wanted utterly impractical and very expensive, he should have gone Corvette (the midlife crisis car). I presume import super cars are out of his price range (i.e. Ferrari).

 

[Harm]

Everyone that sent those Super chats for shots has the blood of the kids on their hands, in my opinion.

As someone who never gave Nick a dime, I uncritically adopt this take. I'd go so far as to say anyone who ever said any good thing about Nick at any point and in any context also starved those children and cucked Aaron Imholte.

Ugh, I love being on the right side of history from the start.

 

[Fapcop]

Mr Rekieta seems "very confident" in his innocence and his remaining supporters are going with the 'It's a set up by the police/Aaron/the pastor/sister-in-law(?)/children' narrative.
Is there any possibility that it was really just a set up? Even if the police lied, why would they plant 'evidence' in their house while they have bodycams on?
Why would the police officers made up the cluttered house, dirty dishes, clothes, when it is not true according to Nick?
What if we finally see the bodycam footage and it will be not like what we expect?
Although all the evidence we know seems to suggest Nick and Kayla were a neglecting parents and they abused different kinds of drugs (besides of alcohol).
Is it common in the US that the police lie about in their report just to frame someone? Or plant fake evidence?

It’s absolutely retarded, and only the lowest iq winemom would ever by it.

IF they wanted to set him up (fucking WHY?!) it sure as heck wouldn’t be with an ounce of coke, but with a small baggie that “fell out” during a traffic stop or something.

Cops keep inventory, and while they can sometimes take a baggie from one dealer and use it to plant somewhere else, they sure as fuck don’t drive around with that much dope.

It’s retarded, it won’t work, and it’ll only make it worse for him if he decides to fight it instead of copping a plea.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

someone found this old picture from Drexel of Rekieta's desk. Apparently what's behind his desk is a huge mystery.

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All of you people laugh at him licking the bottle but just look at what a few stray drops on the carpet can do.

 

[Mousey0328]

This has come up before. He buys the most expensive shit he can under the belief that more expensive is always best.

I think he fucked up on the Mustang though. It's both impractical and not the most prestigious. If he wanted practical and somewhat upper crust, he should have gone for something like an Audi (AWD would be useful in winter). If he wanted utterly impractical and very expensive, he should have gone Corvette. I presume import super cars are out of his price range (i.e. Ferrari).

A man with 5 kids only needs one kind of vehicle. A vehicle that can hold all 7 family members. An SUV/van is only vehicle that should have ever been bought, until kids were grown.

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