Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.7%

  • Total voters
    349
This has come up before. He buys the most expensive shit he can under the belief that more expensive is always best.

I think he fucked up on the Mustang though. It's both impractical and not the most prestigious. If he wanted practical and somewhat upper crust, he should have gone for something like an Audi (AWD would be useful in winter). If he wanted utterly impractical and very expensive, he should have gone Corvette. I presume import super cars are out of his price range (i.e. Ferrari).
Corvettes are classy. Mustangs are cool and American muscle, but there's also a good chance the owner went cheap and got the 6 cylinder. So it just becomes a really heavy car. It's also less discrete. A mustang is not how you avoid attention from police. A corvette is low to the ground and quieter. Again, classy.
 
Everyone that sent those Super chats for shots has the blood of the kids on their hands, in my opinion. I think those Super chats were the start of this tailspin.
eh I think that removes too much responsibility from nick. Nick at any point could have said "no more drinking for shekels". Much like how the kiwifarms did not force him to snort coke up his nose, even if making fun of him on this site was the start of his mental downturn, strangers on the internet didn't force nick to take those shots.
 
someone found this old picture from Drexel of Rekieta's desk. Apparently what's behind his desk is a huge mystery.

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Things being stored on the floor in the path of travel is a major hoarder warning sign.

This is worse than my office which is saying something. Most people de-grime and declutter before it gets like this.

I am more willing to believe that the police did in fact find the house in an awful state if this is a picture from before or at the start of the downward spiral.
 
Damn, man. I think that "Non-practicing lawyer" in the title should be changed to "Non-practicing father".

I found Kiwi Farms thanks to Nick during the Weeb Wars, coming across his channel via some related anti-woke stuff, when culture war was heating up as entertainment industry reached critical mass of SJW infestation.
I genuinely believed he had Vic's best interests at heart, trying to help however he could. At least for a while, Vic was in a better place than if he never contested what was being done to him, but the outcome wasn't what he deserved, not in the least thanks to Nick and his referral to Ty Beard. Having been betrayed by the people he thought were his friends, Vic is now having to face the fact that he befriended and confined in a literal demon, that guy's faith in humanity must be at an all time low at this point.

Either way, Nick seemed charismatic and sharp, I enjoyed his takes on many occasions, and what I thought to be insight into US law along with entertainment. Rittenhouse and Depp coverage was definitely the height of that exprerience, but I kinda stopped watching him after that for some reason. I'll peek in the thread periodically, seeing people allege some seemingly crazy at the time stuff. I was unaware that the real Nick was coming out as he apprently gave into utter debaucerhy, as we've come to know.

Needless to say, I was shocked to log in one day and see Nick's mugshot along with his meth-zombie-looking wife and human fleshlight. I knew he likely had problem with alcohol, but upon seeing how he escalated his addiction to include drugs, I realized how bad it got, and felt a bit sympathetic and hoped it would be a wake up call for him to start fixing his life. But that was before details about children came out, though in retrospect I should've realized the implication of doing drugs around children, which is simply irredeemable.
Worse still, he doesn't even seem to think that he did anything wrong, we don't have a full story, you see! I could maybe excuse doing drugs and all that sexual degeneracy between consenting adults... if it wasn't in the house full of kids. You're a parent, your responsibility is to your children first, you have no fucking right to put personal self-gratification above the wellbeing of your children, you aren't a goddamn teenager anymore.
Based on everything I've read, it's unlikely that Nick and Kayla will lose parental rights, other than in a worst case scenario, which I have full confidence Nick will do his damnedest to achieve. I think many would agree that it's optimal for children to grow up in the care of their parents, but not if said parents are selfish, neglectful junkies. Then responsible relatives would be the next best thing.
Fuck you, Nick. You'll never not be a piece of shit, but I'd prefer if you at least tried. Not to prove us incel prudes wrong, but for the sake of your children - you owe them that.

I'm still many pages behind, I'm reading basically everything (full 500 pages from the moment of arrest before I started using highlights in between). It's milk rich in nutrients, but it is bittersweet. I guess the real treasure was friends I made on Kiwi Farms along the way, as Nick is just another lolcow now.
 
someone found this old picture from Drexel of Rekieta's desk. Apparently what's behind his desk is a huge mystery.

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What a fucking slob. A slob with big, needless, expensive toys.

Those wires are irritating me beyond belief. But the empties on the floor are a nice touch.
As for Nicks room, holy shit. That’s what an alcoholics pigsty looks like.

I can’t even joke about it. For all the money he has at the end of the day, like any boozer, he curls up in his filthy bottle infested alkie corner and drinks himself into oblivion.
Sounds like the filthy corner took over the entire house. I can only imagine what adding a triplet of coke-manic people frantically looking for that one missing baggie that was just here I swear to God does to space like that.
It’s absolutely retarded, and only the lowest iq winemom would ever by it.

IF they wanted to set him up (fucking WHY?!) it sure as heck wouldn’t be with an ounce of coke, but with a small baggie that “fell out” during a traffic stop or something.

Cops keep inventory, and while they can sometimes take a baggie from one dealer and use it to plant somewhere else, they sure as fuck don’t drive around with that much dope.

It’s retarded, it won’t work, and it’ll only make it worse for him if he decides to fight it instead of copping a plea.
Its ludicrous. This is Spicer, Minnesota, not the Dirty Thirty. And lol at Nick being a target of a conspiracy that would involve 9 officers, a judge, the local pastor, a teacher, Kayla'd sister, and an entire congregation. Good God.
 
As someone who never gave Nick a dime, I uncritically adopt this take. I'd go so far as to say anyone who ever said any good thing about Nick at any point and in any context also starved those children and cucked Aaron Imholte.

Ugh, I love being on the right side of history from the start.
I never sent Nick a single superchat. In fact, I have never sent anybody a superchat (not even Null, who would be the most likely candidate if I ever did).

So, to be clear, I don't have a personal investment in "clearing" the toast superchatters. I also agree some of those superchats were pretty cringe.

I just don't believe they are responsible for Nick's alcoholism and subsequent drug abuse. To say "the blood of his children are on their hands" is ridiculous.

Maybe the amount of toast superchats got worse from 2021 onwards, but even if it did, Nick is ultimately responsible for controlling his alcohol consumption.
 
The deranged ramblings of a schizophrenic after a night of huffing paint thinner
In my humble opinion this blows barns cope right out of the water. I mean it's got everything. Crooked cops, bizarre explanations for Nick and Kaylas appearance, conspiracies, outright fiction of nick being a genius its perfect. My favorite part is the explanation for Kayla looking like a crack head.
Kayla looks bad in the booking photos because she didn’t get her prescription medicine at the jail.
She must have got those cursed pills from a magic shop. If she stops taking them she goes from kind of cute to crackhead.
 
someone found this old picture from Drexel of Rekieta's desk. Apparently what's behind his desk is a huge mystery.
I count what looks to be at least 8, maybe 9 bottles of hard liquor. It's possible it's 10. I guess we solved what the "bottle clanking" noises were. That is A LOT of booze. Either Nick is drinking that much, that quickly or he's terribly lazy.
 
To say "the blood of his children are on their hands" is ridiculous.
Lol, agreed. Maybe my sarcasm didn't fully come across (it's hard to imprint facetious tone into forum posts sometimes), but it's a silly statement. You might as well say anyone who donated to the Completionist's scam "charity" also committed charity fraud.

Damn, man. I think that "Non-practicing lawyer" in the title should be changed to "Non-practicing father".
Unrelated, but I really like this idea.
 
Sounds like the filthy corner took over the entire house. I can only imagine what adding a triplet of coke-manic people frantically looking for that one missing baggie that was just here I swear to God does to space like that.

Children in that kind of household usually react in one of two ways.

They either soak up the dysfunction and let their own rooms be filthy howels. Or they try to turn their own room into a little clean, neat sanctuary where they can take refuge on their iPads, while they try to drown out the noise from mom screaming about who stole the coke, and daddy grunting, roaring and rhythmically pounding April with the balldo.

Guess we will know which, when we see the body cam.
 
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