Kiwi Farms Reviews

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...but it doesn't? Kiwi Farms doesn't appear on the first page on google or bing if I just search for 'fuckcars' or 'r/fuckcars'
Google searches are personalized and favor things you've already searched for, so guess who is seething and Google searching the Farms all the time.
 
...but it doesn't? Kiwi Farms doesn't appear on the first page on google or bing if I just search for 'fuckcars' or 'r/fuckcars'
Google searches are personalized and favor things you've already searched for, so guess who is seething and Google searching the Farms all the time.
It showed up for me in incognito mode and for the archive bot:
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r/fuckcars can't believe we are on the first page of Google search results for r/fuckcars:

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This "communist" "philosopher" sat down and said "you know what would really help my movement to eliminate cars, and the progressive/left vanguard in general, more corporate policing and manipulation of the dominant modern path to information. What I wouldn't give for giant corporations to direct people to only information it and the capitalist state approves of."

But, yeah, I guess the Kiwi Farms making fun of you proves you're doing something right.
 
Fun fact. We have been investigated (in part) numerous times by both US and Russian authorities. Yet, here we remain.
What terrifies me is it looks like it's a matter of time before taking screenshots of what people posted and laughing about it becomes prohibited by law in at least one 1st world western society. Because that's pretty much what's going on around here and is exactly what makes people so mad at the farms. I wouldn't be surprised if in 10 years you need a loicense to archive shit on the internet.
 
What terrifies me is it looks like it's a matter of time before taking screenshots of what people posted and laughing about it becomes prohibited by law in at least one 1st world western society. Because that's pretty much what's going on around here and is exactly what makes people so mad at the farms. I wouldn't be surprised if in 10 years you need a loicense to archive shit on the internet.
I recall a Norwegian lolcow (Adnan Komadaric AKA Kirinorway) whose exploits were recorded on some Finnish webpage, solely containing screenshots of his own posts. He then moved to Sweden and (as an EU citizen) got that page taken down under the "right to be forgotten". I don't know how much the law itself played into this (vs threats of legal action), but this was years ago.

PS: Fuck you, Adnan, you commie faggot. Your father was a coward and a traitor to Bosnia and Stalin would have had you shot in the street, you incest-loving fatass.
 
I don't know how much the law itself played into this (vs threats of legal action), but this was years ago.
It was just threats of legal action, and they were very empty at that. The closest EU law that enforces the "right to be forgotten" is GDPR but that's only for dox (addresses, bank details, and so on) hosted by a "data controller" or "data processor", it does not mean you can't publish screenshots of somebody's public posts. That's also assuming EU law even applies in the jurisdiction the screenshots were hosted, which it very well may have not.
 
Fun fact. We have been investigated (in part) numerous times by both US and Russian authorities. Yet, here we remain.
Just proves how deep the Kiwi conspiracy goes. Even the rule of law is impotent against it. As Patrick S. Tomlinson has discovered repeatedly. Still, wait for the knock.
 
Daniel Micay whining about KF continues to generate more hilarious reviews:
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"literal*stochastic terrorists* like KF", "they literally want people dead", "either murdered-by-cop or suicide" :story:
This is the open source dev who is literally an insane paranoid schizophrenic who thinks every single person is after his crappy open source android project right?

Who actually still takes this guy seriously are these people who don't know him or does he actually have weird orbiters?

What the fuck is going on.
 
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BROS! Google News did some searching, and two weeks ago they uncovered a massive Marjorie Taylor Greene and transgender alliance to destroy the Kiwi Farms
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You might be saying, "Useful. Nobody has talked about Greene in about two years." That is correct. Google found an article from 2022 and reported it as new. Here's the original:
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Didn't she turn against us after @AltisticRight swatted her?
The article headline specifically says she's allied with the trannies
When the news told her that the hacker known as Kiwi Farms was responsible for swatting her, she got all huffy and said that the website should be shut down and it's Democrats' fault that such lawlessness is allowed to exist. She had no idea what the Farms even was and just ran her mouth, either because she was upset or because she was posturing.
 
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