Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 53 15.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 132 38.4%

  • Total voters
    344
He is serial cheater and was just too square to really be down for the yayo. After he fucked Kayla and she caught feelings it probably stopped being fun and just felt pathetic, which it certainly is for 40 year old nerds pretending to be back in college. He basically traded a newer used car for an older one and realized he had a lemon to begin with. Swinging ≠ Soul Mates, that makes me cringe just typing it. Wouldn’t surprise me if he was disgusted seeing his wife way too familiar with being a coke-whore.
It’s a shame Nick Cokeitamine’s favorite movie isn’t “Requiem for a Dream” then Nick and Aaron could’ve gone ‘Balldo to Balldo’ like a Dick Butt Oroboros.
We've only got Aarons word for it Kayla caught feelings for him anyway.
It felt to me like a lot of the shit he said about Kayla he was really rubbing it in and flat out making shit up because he hates Nick and he wanted to piss him off. I wouldn't be surprised if Nick put Our Wife up to it to keep Aaron occupied while Nick cucked him.

They were both cucking each other.
Its pathetic lol.
 
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They saw the writing on the wall and realized the Youtube gig was a short-term option at best. That and they realize they aren't getting prettier with age.

Slight PL but a Youtuber I know straight up told me a few weeks ago she wishes she could just get married, settle down and be a housewife now instead of trying to scrape by w/Youtube income. She does Doordash shit on the side to pay the bills. Woe be unto the poor bastard she ends up latching onto. Dude's gonna be swimming in a petri dish.
Imagine having a job, but your boss isn't a human. It's an AI that makes decisions that are completely automated, such as whether to honor third party complaints against you or not, whether to let your work be visible or not, whether or not to terminate you that day, or whether or not those crypto scammers that hacked and took over your account are really you or not.

Well, that sounds a lot like what YouTube is. That sounds far too stressful.
 

I genuinely didn't know of the extent of Nicholas Rekieta's fame.

I've watched much of the drama surroudning contemporary retarded shenanigans since, well, at least Gamer Gate back in 2014 (the earliest controversy surrounding popular media that I at the moment can remember being present for is the controvery surrounding Gamespot's review of the game "Kane & Lynch" back in 2007), and I've known of mr. Rekieta since long ago, but I actually didn't know that he made appearances in Netflix documenatries and such, and raked in the money by the boatload.

So I have known of his "relative" fame, but I didn't know how lucracitve it was, and how much status it actually garnered him. I figured he was yet another notable YouTuber; no more, no less.
It makes him pissing it all away for drugs and hookers are the more baffling.
 
It appears April is still with Nick. Only 50 seconds.

Eh maybe I guess. Or she just didn't change the address she gave them earlier. If that's his only ebidance I'm not sure I believe it. I'm more entertained by the fact that he is so surgically removed from his recent wife that he doesn't even know where she resides and is forced to assume things while dying to know with certainty.
 
Come on Nick, we're all ready for your first stream back. It totally won't be a massive disaster.

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We've only got Aarons word for it Kayla caught feelings for him anyway.
It felt to me like a lot of the shit he said about Kayla he was really rubbing it in and flat out making shit up because he hates Nick and he wanted to piss him off. I wouldn't be surprised if Nick out Our Wife up to it to keep Aaron occupied while Nick cucked him.

They were both cucking each other.
Its pathetic lol.
Nick probably stopped fucking Kayla after he had April and since Kayla is a histrionic pill-head Aaron probably spent a lot of time having those overly emotional conversations drug addicts typically have. Once Aaron left it probably became much more apparent to Kayla that she was the third wheel which then made her fight with Nick more, killing the “vibe”. I knew people that would take ecstasy back when it was still available in pill form with names like Lexus, Rolls Royce and Mitsubishi. They would pretend to be mad about something just to storm off so someone would follow them to “talk them down” but they really just wanted attention and to be alone so they could get laid. Everyone else would be rolling having these long conversations about how good they felt, dumping their purse spilling saccharine platitudes about how much they love everyone and everything. Nick and Kayla fit both of those profiles depending on the mood or the amount of attention they are getting. Just imagining being cornered by Kayla rambling like she did while telling that inane “Masseuse Story” almost sounds like a fate worse than being a cuck, but for Aaron it was both.
 
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Eh maybe I guess. Or she just didn't change the address she gave them earlier. If that's his only ebidance I'm not sure I believe it. I'm more entertained by the fact that he is so surgically removed from his recent wife that he doesn't even know where she resides and is forced to assume things while dying to know with certainty.
I wondered if she didn't change the address to send it. It just seems that she would change it considering she isn't working, separated from Aaron, and probably needing the money. Who knows!
 
Slight PL but a Youtuber I know straight up told me a few weeks ago she wishes she could just get married, settle down and be a housewife now instead of trying to scrape by w/Youtube income. She does Doordash shit on the side to pay the bills. Woe be unto the poor bastard she ends up latching onto. Dude's gonna be swimming in a petri dish.
Should get with Nick, he may well be single soon.
 
The eldest child can continue at the local Christian school, but it is small and everyone will know about the scandal. Being a teenager, this will be a source of significant humiliation.
I said over two years ago that exactly this was going to happen and I wasn't even anticipating the police involvement. Nick's degeneracy and increasingly publicly disgusting and repulsive behavior was eventually going to get back to the kids and they'd suffer for it.

People said I was crazy.

Nick didn't give a fuck and around that point also claimed people were saying he beat his kids, which nobody had, but I now suspect either he or Kayla in fact did.
 
His opening move was to use community college-level literary analysis to criticize a police charging report. "If the character's motivation is not clearly established you must acquit!"

I'm not even sure if juries look at charging documents, they should be irrelevant at that point.
They're generally inadmissable as they're hearsay by definition, which is any out of court statement. On top of that, they often actually contain hearsay within hearsay (like the mandatory reporter) and hearsay within hearsay within hearsay (the five anonymous reporters to the mandatory reporter).

You will sometimes see a lawyer ask a witness to consult something like a written report "to refresh your recollection" but it will rarely ever be actually admitted as evidence in its own right, and in the rare cases it is, the jury will be instructed to use it for only some limited purpose, not to establish guilt or innocence.
 
He certainly overpaid everytime, I doubt he got the going rate
disagree, i'd excpect the opposite.

a guy like nick who buys in bulk, on a regular basis, for a long period of time, and always pays cash upfront? that's every dealers favorite customer. more likely than not nick got bulk discount rates, maybe even occasional freebies.
a dealers customer base can be absolute hell to deal with, full of unbelievably annoying, erratic, unstable retards.
having a stable and reliable guy like nick who buys weight and never has money problems is the absolute best case scenario, it's like a dream come true. you'll do everything you can to keep that customer, not randomly fuck him over and alienate him.
 
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