Has anyone eaten a little bit of poop to see what it's like?

[Trollish and Suspicious]

I had this hot hooker one time, blonde with big enhanced tits. I used to drink her piss and eat her cigarettes and have her spit all over my dumb face.

So one day I asked for poop sports. She used to do it but stopped because it was making her sick, and doesn't do it any more. But because she knows me well she agreed to do it with me. I didn't want shit all over so she took a dump in a cereal bowl I was willing to sacrifice in the name of science (I threw it out after). There was nothing sexy about it. It looked gross and smelled gross. I smelled it, touched it and she ordered me to break off a tiny piece and eat it. Worst thing I've ever tasted and extremely bitter. No, poop isn't chocolate no matter how similar they look.

So yeah, that's one thing I don't need to try again.

 

[Syzyg]

I hope the story is fake and gay. But yeah, whoop-dee-fucking-doo, shit tastes like shit. Whoda thunk it?

 

[generic sauce]

I hear it tastes like shit.

 

[E. E. Cummings]

why would you ever share that here?

 

[OrionBalls]

You could never afford the same hooker twice. That is how I know you lie.

 

[Trollish and Suspicious]

why would you ever share that here?

Reddit mods don't seem to appreciate this sort of thing.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

hi BBL

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

why would you ever share that here?

Why wouldn't you?

 

[Sean Shemmy]

You're disgusting.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

BBL, Is that you?

 

[vomitusdeux]

Don't get my hopes up that you're more than a bootleg BBL

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

According to information by esteemed researcher Marquis de Sade, no two poops taste exactly the same. He says the consistency is that of ripe olives.

I myself don't eat the poo-poo so I don't know. Sounds like a good way to get food borne illness.

 

[SentinentCloud]

i guess it depents on what you eat

if you eat a lot of chocolate maybe it will attse like very bitetr dark chocolare

 

[Trollish and Suspicious]

i guess it depents on what you eat

if you eat a lot of chocolate maybe it will attse like very bitetr dark chocolare

If you chew a piece of bitter high % cocoa chocolate long enough it actually becomes sweet.

Maybe it's the same as poop (which has an extremely bitter taste which takes a long time to go away), maybe if you chew poop long enough it will start to taste like candy?

 

[Hepativore]

Who knew that Nick Bate had impersonators?

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

Reddit mods don't seem to appreciate this sort of thing.

Are you kidding me? Reddit jannies would save it as wank material for later.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

hi BBL

BBL, Is that you?

I think he's just a spiteful fag who finds co-opting BBL's identity useful. BBL had a confirmed sock on KF for a while after he was banned, and this guy's posts sound nothing like him.

 

[DankSmoker]

So piss is still on the table? What exactly makes it preferable to poo, as I've had neither.

 

[Trollish and Suspicious]

You got me.

I'm actually Sodomite Saddam Hussein.

So piss is still on the table? What exactly makes it preferable to poo, as I've had neither.

Poo will stick to every inside part of your mouth, no amount of cleaning will get it out. Makes you gag, feel sick for ages. Risk of nasty infections. The feeling of what you've done post-orgasm can be traumatizing. There's a term for it I've forgotten, but subs who are degraded can actually feel depressed after an orgasm for a short while.

Piss by comparison is just yuck. Easier to get the taste out and to get over.

 

[DankSmoker]

Poo will stick to every inside part of your mouth, no amount of cleaning will get it out. Makes you gag, feel sick for ages. Risk of nasty infections. The feeling of what you've done post-orgasm can be traumatizing. There's a term for it I've forgotten, but subs who are degraded can actually feel depressed after an orgasm for a short while.

Piss by comparison is just yuck. Easier to get the taste out and to get over.

So eating poop is like shooting black tar heroin opposed to snorting it? Only with like, shame and guilt instead of the positives drugs would provide.