Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[House Cat]

Sorry for the late post on this one but what in the cornbread fuck is up with his tooth? Is Nick is secretly legitimate white trash?! How long did he go missing a front tooth like this?

 

[Puff]

Nick cannot represent private clients. Curious,

Read that again. Unless I'm missing something, it says the opposite.

 

[TexOffender]

Sorry for the late post on this one but what in the cornbread fuck is up with his tooth? Is Nick is secretly legitimate white trash?! How long did he go missing a front tooth like this?
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He had a tooth knocked out when he was younger. He has a fake one in place.

 

[Ashburnipal]

You are correct. My bad.

Read that again. Unless I'm missing something, it says the opposite.you Ar*

 

[DumbDude43]

I feel like the logistics of schooling, caring for, and ferrying around a bunch of kids would be daunting even as a full-time homemaker. If I were in Kayla's position (and not retarded) I would have sealed him off into his room Cask of Amontillado style.

oh i'm not saying it would be easy, being a de facto single mother of five with the additional burden of tard wrangling a perpetual drunk sucks hard.
but if she had been on top of her game it would have been doable, especially with all the money they have and the family connections she has in the area. for example i'm sure her siblings or her parents would have occasionally helped with stuff like driving the kids around, and maybe if she hadn't become a total dope fiend together with nick the old nanny might have stuck around too.

but yeah it's all hypotheticals, we all know what actually happened instead

 

[NotADrunkLawyer]

The consequences for the kids are already becoming apparent. Here are a few immediate impacts that I have considered.

• It's unlikely the kids will return to that church. Nick will probably never engage in the Evangelical redemption arc. This church was a sanctuary for them, providing a core community at least twice a week, if not more.
• The younger four children attended a church-connected co-op. This may come to an end. While the co-op members might not cast out the kids, it’s hard to imagine Nick and Kayla allowing them to continue there if the children are returned to them.
• The eldest child can continue at the local Christian school, but it is small and everyone will know about the scandal. Being a teenager, this will be a source of significant humiliation.
• Kayla's family and extended family are all in the area. The fallout within the family must be unimaginable.

The community will almost certainly rally around the kids. The question is whether Nick and Kayla will allow the community to access them. We will never know the CPS details but it will be a very complex case for them. Nick and Kayla continue to have significant parental rights barring a court order.

Putting myself in Nick's shoes, I'd just load up a U-Haul and get the fuck out of Minnesota when this is over. The further, the better.

While a Google Search will always find his misdeeds, it won't be as bad as literally everyone in your tiny town immediately thinking about it every time the see you or your kids.

Of course, I'm not sure how the law works in regards to moving states if they end up on some sort of probation, which is likely.

 

[oh no im late for school]

It appears April is still with Nick. Only 50 seconds.

https://youtu.be/MfBaiFEpw7Q?si=ZoLRTZ1YJsxNJwWs

 

[anionfarflung]

I know most of you hate him, but I kinda like Cecil. He started out in YaBoi Zack's chat.

 

[Strix454]

Putting myself in Nick's shoes, I'd just load up a U-Haul and get the fuck out of Minnesota when this is over. The further, the better.

Of course, I'm not sure how the law works in regards to moving states if they end up on some sort of probation, which is likely.

There is a national system for people on state felony probation to move between states. There is a legal process and permission is necessary. But I don't think for a drug-related offense like Nicks that it would be a problem.

But anywhere he goes, his life is going to be shit. He is going to have to stay clean on probation for a long time and anywhere he moves, people are going to find out who he is and his drug issues.

 

[NotADrunkLawyer]

There is a national system for people on state felony probation to move between states. There is a legal process and permission is necessary. But I don't think for a drug-related offense like Nicks that it would be a problem.

But anywhere he goes, his life is going to be shit. He is going to have to stay clean on probation for a long time and anywhere he moves, people are going to find out who he is and his drug issues.

You’re right, but assuming he gives a shit at all about his kids, I think they’d be better off somewhere else at least.

Then again it’s likely they’d be even better off if Nick just gave up custody.

 

[LOGOS and Lolz]

Nina Infinity (lmao) is live noseguarding for anyone who can stand to watch this broad.

Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK5g9I7qK10

Just watched a snippet and she just agreed with EVS that the kids should have stepped up, so you can assume what kind of noseguarding this is.

It's sad if she said that as she's usually quite sensible from what I've seen. But I just clicked on the link and right now she's showing receipts of her DMing Nick telling him to get his shit together and that his addiction has caused the child neglect.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I know most of you hate him, but I kinda like Cecil. He started out in YaBoi Zack's chat.

I cannot think of a single good thing about him. Lol

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

It's sad if she said that as she's usually quite sensible from what I've seen. But I just clicked on the link and right now she's showing receipts of her DMing Nick telling him to get his shit together and that his addiction has caused the child neglect.

At the time I posted it she said something along the lines of "I agree philosophically with Ethan (EVS) about the kids".

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

someone found this old picture from Drexel of Rekieta's desk. Apparently what's behind his desk is a huge mystery.

If this was the level of pre-coke cleanliness, I really want to see the arrest tape.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Yikes, TSWG is pregnant

I hope she dies in childbirth.

Finally, for those concerned about Nick and Kayla’s pug, this was Bob Rekieta’s profile pic on January 2023, so maybe the grandparents adopted the dog a while back?

Small, crappy dogs are the Nick Rekieta's of the dog family. Loud and useless. If you don't have a big FUCK YOU dog you're NGMI.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

this is probably the most mad I’ve ever been at the dumbshits in a thread.
ESPECIALLY the Balldo apologists. How fucking sick in the head do you have to be to blame the children?
Nick and his polycule are going to literally be punished eternally for their sins.
I think Nick would actually be better off if he killed himself right now. Fuck that Jew nosed prick.

 

[Potatoherder]

I know most of you hate him, but I kinda like Cecil. He started out in YaBoi Zack's chat.

He used to be a slight voice of reason in CG until he was buck broken. Now he is just another EVS drone.

 

[Point and Laugh]

but if she had been on top of her game it would have been doable

It would not. An alcoholic, especially one who resents having a family at all, doesn’t just sit in a room all day minding his own business. They are miserable, unpredictable, and cause everyone to walk around on eggshells nonstop. It’s awful and you’re lucky to not know why it’s not “doable.”

 

[LOGOS and Lolz]

N

At the time I posted it she said something along the lines of "I agree philosophically with Ethan (EVS) about the kids".

Nevermind, she's gone insane. She's totally noseguarding and also defending EVS not just about what he said about the children (and saying it herself) but also about his comics. She was like "He made millions with Cyberfrog, who cares if a few of his comics are late?"

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

I would say this is another self-felt by Aaron, but April going back into the Rekieta household is telling.

The Corner Demon will be a reoccurring character when The Nose returns to streaming.