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[AgendaPoster]

plapjak

Is plapjak the female or male soyjak?
They're both in a miserable status.
It's good the fats feel suicidal and ashamed though. Imagine having the audacity to be a fat woman and still issue demands about men, when you should not even be able to score a pity fuck in any sane society.
Deathfats of both sexes are gross. Exception made for those that actually understand that and work on themselves, always encourage and help. Those that persist and insist on fat normalization, bully, bully, bully, bully today, bully tomorrow, bully forever.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

you can't even see anything in plapjak, thank the obesity for censoring both genitals

is it NSFW? sure. is it porn? no

 

[DumbDude43]

Is plapjak the female or male soyjak?
They're both in a miserable status.
It's good the fats feel suicidal and ashamed though. Imagine having the audacity to be a fat woman and still issue demands about men, when you should not even be able to score a pity fuck in any sane society.
Deathfats of both sexes are gross. Exception made for those that actually understand that and work on themselves, always encourage and help. Those that persist and insist on fat normalization, bully, bully, bully, bully today, bully tomorrow, bully forever.

it's not a soyjak you ignoramus, it's just a wojak

this is the original wojak, also known as feels guy or >tfwnogf


this is soyjak, a derivative of wojak:


consider studying these educational documentaries in order to improve your understanding of soyjak history:

 

[AgendaPoster]

you can't even see anything in plapjak, thank the obesity for censoring both genitals

So it's the female. Got it.
PS: that saved me watching a 'jak documentary, thanks!

 

[Drip Torch]

Are you going to clean it up for free as your people are apt to do?

Someone has to sweep the vantablack coal dust that soyniggers leave on everything they touch.

 

[peachlover669]

the average bf for a w*man is 40%, so chances are most men will have to get with a fat chick.

you are not a man if you get with a fat girl im afraid to say, and if your girl gets fat you have failed as a man.
plapjak is funny tho and i get a hearty chuckle out of what it represents but if it represents you then i would rethink my self worth since it is clearly low.

 

[Great General Ri Shin]

Losing your virginity because society told you to or whatever is lame. Nobody makes dudes fuck fat greasy chicks except their own self esteem problems. I doubt that shit feels good enough to justify giving up your first time to a chick you don’t even find attractive. It’s like digging latrines for shit pay just to have something on your resumè, have some fucking respect man there oughta be a McDonalds or something hiring if you need to get your first job so bad.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

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Them foids are treating weight like height. 130? That's a teenager's weight!

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Them foids are treating weight like height. 130? That's a teenager's weight!

Depends on height of woman. Is she under 160 centimetres? It's perfectly fine. Higher? Maybe a few kilos would be fine. Anyone over 70 kilos should drop some

 

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[Sniperwoof]

Brb going to go post Plopjak in the Man Hate Thread, Wish me luck.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Losing your virginity because society told you to or whatever is lame. Nobody makes dudes fuck fat greasy chicks except their own self esteem problems. I doubt that shit feels good enough to justify giving up your first time to a chick you don’t even find attractive. It’s like digging latrines for shit pay just to have something on your resumè, have some fucking respect man there oughta be a McDonalds or something hiring if you need to get your first job so bad.

*Puts on cowboy hat*
Now hold on there partner, I understand that fat chicks ain't pretty. They ain't even worth marrying. But if any of y'all folks ever porked a cow, you'd know that sometimes those grease rolls work wonders. Sure, you could get the same feeling from sticking your willy in a loaf of bread dough, but you don't get the warmth, passion, or feeling of being drowned in a cow's fat rolls. That thrill of "Oh shit, if she rolls over, I'm a dead man!". Now look, I understand if most of y'all don't have the equipment necessary to handle a hog, but you need to consider some of us are more well endowed and the average woman who can only take up to half mast, just ain't doing it. Fellas, I urge y'all to reconsider. Fat women aren't gross or disgusting, they're like giant bean bags you can stick your penis into. You can do it anywhere, they don't know the difference. Look all I'm tryin' to say fellers is... don't knock till you try it. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying to treat them like people. No sir, they're more like entertainment. They're for practice. And practice only. Welp, looks like my work here is done.

(Sorry this is a lot of autism, but I couldn't resist.)

 

[Unyielding Stupidity]

Jesus Christ, the average woman's waist is 39 inches? Mine's 27, and I'm not even that small.
Are you Americans okay? Is this what high-fructose corn syrup does to the human form?

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Jesus Christ, the average woman's waist is 39 inches? Mine's 27, and I'm not even that small.
Are you Americans okay? Is this what high-fructose corn syrup does to the human form?

No, men take just as much high fructose corn syrup and they're mostly fine. Their bodies are due to:

• Horrible portion control
• Sedentary lifestyles
• Alcohol abuse
• Downing anti-psychotics and anti-depressants
• Downing Advil like tic tacs
• Hormonal birth control

The big thing is anti-depressants and psychotics. These tear your body to shreds and men generally don't take them unless they need to but women seem to down as much medication as possible.

 

[Sniperwoof]

A shocking percentage of women are on SSRIs and anti psychotics and that shit will make you bloat up fast.

 

[The Ugly One]

Women need the meds because their brains are screaming at them to become mothers. Being alone and barren at 30 is something women evolved to avoid.

Jesus Christ, the average woman's waist is 39 inches? Mine's 27, and I'm not even that small.
Are you Americans okay? Is this what high-fructose corn syrup does to the human form?

My waist was 32" when I weighed 155 lbs. Are you an elf?

 

[Ultrapenguin]

So I noticed that there's now an "incel hate thread" in the BP off topic, which I assume is another response to this thread.

The mods give the other thread preferential treatment, then this one gets shuffled off to Mass Debates in the obvious hope it'll get buried down in the trash, and apparently its presence is still traumatizing to some people. Which is sad, this is meant to be a place of compassion and understanding.

you are not a man if you get with a fat girl im afraid to say, and if your girl gets fat you have failed as a man.

Unfortunately if they start getting fat, outside of locking them in the basement and starving them there's a limit to what you can do besides breaking up with them.

There's at least one guy I know whose life would've gone down an immeasurably worse path if he hadn't cut it off with his girlfriend at the time when she started packing on weight and blew him off when he tried to talk to her about it.
It can seem a little harsh, but it's often the right move. Don't be tricked into dealing with fat chicks out of guilt or fear you won't find someone else.

No, men take just as much high fructose corn syrup and they're mostly fine. Their bodies are due to:

• Horrible portion control
• Sedentary lifestyles
• Alcohol abuse
• Downing anti-psychotics and anti-depressants
• Downing Advil like tic tacs
• Hormonal birth control

The big thing is anti-depressants and psychotics. These tear your body to shreds and men generally don't take them unless they need to but women seem to down as much medication as possible.

It's mainly the first two on your list I think.
- Women tend to treat food as a primary vice. Men who engage in poor coping habits at least tend to spread them around, but for women when they're bored/sad/anxious, they tend to immediately go for the pantry.

- Women are also terrified of independent problem solving, so unless they can find someone to show them a perky, fashionable way to lose weight, they can't figure it out. That's awful for health and weight loss, because it's a completely individual process and it needs to be intrinsically motivated.

- Women move around less in general, and their bodies burn less fat naturally. There's a reason ADHD is diagnosed so much more often in young boys vs. young girls. Men are just naturally more restless.

BTW, what the hell does advil have to do with losing weight? People online have some strange ideas sometimes.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

So I noticed that there's now an "incel hate thread" in the BP off topic, which I assume is another response to this thread

Incels ARE retarded, though. Overly fixated on pestering women. That doesn't mean, that some seething fatty will not create even more threads at booty parlour over existence of this one.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

BTW, what the hell does advil have to do with losing weight? People online have some strange ideas sometimes.

Do you think OTC Painkillers are harmless? Nah these bitches mix Advil with their hangovers from last night's clubbing outing and it helps nuke their kidneys and liver. Bad kidneys/liver = Bad Metabolism.

 

[DumbDude43]

- Women are also terrified of independent problem solving, so unless they can find someone to show them a perky, fashionable way to lose weight, they can't figure it out. That's awful for health and weight loss, because it's a completely individual process and it needs to be intrinsically motivated.

it's not just that
there is a ton of absolute bullshit weight loss """advice""" and most of it is specifically aimed at women, they are bombarded with insane amounts of bad information and due to their more trusting nature (especially towards sources they view as authoritative) they are more prone to falling for this bullshit than men are.
fad diets and meme nutrition advice exist for men too (paleo diet, keto diet, raw meat proponents, supplement peddlers) but it is not nearly as prevalent and widespread as the stuff that's targeted at women, partially because men are more likely to figure out proper nutrition on their own through health/fitness related interests.

for example, consider this hypothetical example: it's 2012, a woman hangs out on tumblr, a guy hangs out on 4chan.

the woman thinks about weight loss and looks for it on tumblr. what results does she get?
>pro-ana shit where girls celebrate eating 500kcal per day while cutting themselves
>veganism shit driven by climate lunacy and animal rights moralfaggotry
>fat acceptance shit driven by spiteful fatties trying to spread their misery
none of these are helpful or healthy, following any of their advice will just make things worse for her.

meanwhile the man thinks about weight loss so he clicks the health and fitness board on 4chan. the first thing he sees there is the /fit/ sticky thread which hasn't changed in over a decade and just links to this page:

https://liamrosen.com/fitness.html

what does he find on that page? a decent beginner guide to weightlifting and nutrition that contains actual useful information and will put him on the right track.

the underlying difference here is that content on 4chan is made by men and for men, so it contains useful information about how to improve yourself and solve your problems
whereas the content on tumblr is made by women and for women, so it contains worthless retardation and basically just encourages you to bitch and whine into the void for all eternity