Nick Contino / Lilly Contino / lillytino / @lillytino_ / Buffalo Grill - The pinnacle of trans entitlement. Foodie streamer. Pronoun critic. "Excuse me, underpaid immigrant staffer, it's ma'am. Tender your resignation immediately. Also there is a sprig of thyme in this drink, I want it remade and brought back."

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Still from one of his lives showing that he’s not well endowed at all
No wonder he was trying for a ditch

He won’t cut that off. As small as it is, he finds it useful. Unlike a lot of hons, he’s not tucking, or paranoid about his junk being visible. He wants us to see it. It’s part of the fetish. TBH I wouldn’t be surprised if he microdoses with T to maintain his sex drive, now his cake pops are gone. E sure as shit isn’t doing that much for him, now his minimoobs are in.
 
Still from one of his lives showing that he’s not well endowed at all

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He won’t cut that off. As small as it is, he finds it useful. Unlike a lot of hons, he’s not tucking, or paranoid about his junk being visible. He wants us to see it. It’s part of the fetish. TBH I wouldn’t be surprised if he microdoses with T to maintain his sex drive, now his cake pops are gone. E sure as shit isn’t doing that much for him, now his minimoobs are in.

One of the biggest conspiracy theories on the subreddit is how Nick didn't actually get the orchie surgery. He lied about that (as with everything else) and actually got a vasectomy instead.
 
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Still from one of his lives showing that he’s not well endowed at all
Not to mention he's (probably) circumcised AND (more-than-likely) has a porn addiction. Combine those two are more often than not he probably has some form of ED.
When men go to get their penises inverted, the longer the shaft and being intact is seen as highly desirable by surgeons. I haven't done much research on men with micropenises who get SRS, but I imagine the results are less than optimal.
 
Good to mention Nugget. The little dog that Nick drags around with him to restaurants, often in a stroller. Nugget is very cute.

The single positive thing I will say about Nick Contino is that it appears that Nugget is happy and well-fed and well taken care of, and that Nick genuinely loves him. Which to be honest is refreshing to see for a lolcow. So I'll give him credit for that.

EDIT: SEE OP I WAS SO WRONG LOL

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Back to making fun of this gross man now.

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If Ms. Frizzle started smoking crack and turning tricks this is what I imagine.
 
Doesn't your junk shrink after you've been castrated, though? It may put points in favor of him indeed getting the ball chop.

Yea it does, but it has more to do with the loss in libido than the surgery because estrogen can make your shit shrink as well. If you aren't popping chubbies on the regular, the muscle in there atrophies and shrinks the penis. Apparently a number of people in the subreddit remember Nick saying in a live chat that he was still taking spiro (a t-blocker medicine) as part of his regimen and it didn't make sense because why would he still have to take that medicine after having the castration surgery?
 
When men go to get their penises inverted, the longer the shaft and being intact is seen as highly desirable by surgeons. I haven't done much research on men with micropenises who get SRS, but I imagine the results are less than optimal.
I know they use the ball skin, but if they cut them off first, does it result in less uhhh initial depth?
I don't have the guts to read the SRS thread yet, even I have limits..
 
I know they use the ball skin, but if they cut them off first, does it result in less uhhh initial depth?
I don't have the guts to read the SRS thread yet, even I have limits..
The ballsack makes the 'labia' and when they cut the balls off they usually leave the skin behind for that purpose. And if the idea squicks you out, don't check the SRS thread.
 
Sorry, I misspoke. I mean if the penis shrinks after they're cut off, does it effect depth?
It's the gory pictures, mostly.
I mean, when they do the vaginoplasty, there are two main methods.
Penile inversion and Intestinal/Sigmoid vaginoplasty. Intestinal is where they use sections of the colon to create the amhole. This is where you get fistulas and stuff.

Penile inversion takes the full layer of skin from the shaft (leaving the head), and turns it inside out that it now goes into the body. The remaining head and penis muscles are separated from each other and pulled out from the inverted skin, to the area that previously held the testes. Usually removing the testes and creating the amhole are done around the same time. Probably to prevent situations like not having enough skin/muscles to create a deep enough neovagina. IDK why Nick took his testes out and then waited forever to finish his SRS.

 
He's hung like a hamster. Wow. No wonder he's full of rage. He probably thought he'd stay the same size after the nut cracking.

It just makes it crazier that his bottom butchery was (allegedly) put on hold for being too hairy down there. Of course, I'm making a HUGE assumption that Nicky was telling the truth.....
 
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