Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Pat's pfp on Threads makes him look like a serial killer. The Greasy Strangler, indeed.
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By the way, that's the same pfp he uses to welcome guests to his AirBNB, and to leave reviews on their conduct afterwards!

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Utilizing a rock-bottom price point in order to lure in economically-disadvantaged women of color... then secretly FILMING THEM WHILE THEY SLEEP and accusing them of being dishonest.
Poor Jashonda didn't even leave a 1-star review; she essentially gave him a 'C' grade. Which is certainly much higher than any grade he ever earned in school.
What a scumbag this Pat guy is!
 
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I know it’s 🌈 but it’d be supremely funny if there ever came a day when funsters could spam his Twitter with articles about how pat suing the MPD led to a deeper investigation on his self swatting that uncovered his telegram and Gemini accounts to foil his get rich quick lawfare scheme. I’m thinking a screenshot of the hooboy tweet, the video clip of him limply swinging at an officer and saying he’ll sue, the screenshots of torswats foretelling his self swat scheme before the lawsuit dropped, and links to many “Bizarre Twist: Man Who Sued Milwaukee Police Department for SWAT Responses Paid the Dark Web to SWAT Himself” articles. An autist can dream.
 
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Are rage erections even a thing? Now I must admit that I have never been in a serious fight, because, why would I, the only people doing that around here are drug addicts, criminals, lesbian couples and brownies, but any high stress situation presumably would give you an adrenaline rush, adrenaline being vasoconstrictive and generally making your junk shrivel up. Because you need the blood in your muscles and not in your reproductive organs during a fight or flight kind of situation.
Or is fat some troglodyte from a line of deranged rapists, who have been selected for rage erections because the only sex they ever had was after the application of physical violence?
 
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Pim Fortuyn said:
Are rage erections even a thing? Now I must admit that I have never been in a serious fight, because, why would I, the only people doing that around here are drug addicts, criminals, lesbian couples and brownies, but any high stress situation presumably would give you an adrenaline rush, adrenaline being vasoconstrictive and generally making your junk shrivel up. Because you need the blood in your muscles and not in your reproductive organs during a fight or flight kind of situation.
Or is fat some troglodyte from a line of deranged rapists, who have been selected for rage erections because the only sex they ever had was after the application of physical violence?
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Maybe if you have high blood pressure and low muscle mass like Fat does, it allows the blood to distribute itself more efficiently.
 
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Summer of George said:
By the way, that's the same pfp he uses to welcome guests to his AirBNB, and to leave reviews on their conduct afterwards!

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Utilizing a rock-bottom price point in order to lure in economically-disadvantaged women of color... then secretly FILMING THEM WHILE THEY SLEEP and accusing them of being dishonest.
Poor Jashonda didn't even leave a 1-star review; she essentially gave him a 'C' grade. Which is certainly much higher than any grade he ever earned in school.
What a scumbag this Pat guy is!
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It makes me physically sick, but all those scammy nigger reviews make me temporarily sympathetic to fatrick.
 
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Tragic confirmation that porktits has never seen any of my lustful fantasies about savagely buttfucking him in the street till he chokes on my foreskin
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At first I was all "fucking asshole get the name right, it is KIWI FARMS, a website" but then I realized there's a ton of missing spaces what the fuck fats, get a bigger keyboard or some shit.
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Are rage erections even a thing?
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Basically, no, because rage is an emotion related to the fight/flight response, and so blood is removed from extremities to where it is needed. He's full of shit based on Internet shitposting about "hateboners".
 
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I've had a busy time of late at the business factory and haven't been up on my fat lore. So walrus tits puts a fake ad on Craigslist because he's a fat attention whore. Now he's rage pigging that funsters are putting stuff of actual value on Craigslist. Fatty is now getting dragged back to the wolf den after squealing wolf far more than he should have been allowed. He's lucky one of Milwaukee's pepperoni citizens dinnit jus snatch dat sheet up wiffout axing.

I'm assuming the milkshake thing is a reference to Andy Ngo. Tubby thinks that someone less gay than him getting milkshaked isn't assualt but people calling him fat and "review bombing" his shitty books constitutes a lengthy prison sentence. He just opened a can of worms with that one. How long until his hovel and Focus coupe, I mean mustang, get milkshaked by a Pat protestor? Perpetually a victim of his own design... and fat. Very fat.

Judge Holden said:
Tragic confirmation that porktits has never seen any of my lustful fantasies about savagely buttfucking him in the street till he chokes on my foreskin
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Not fuck him to death in a bathroom stall?
 
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Jeff_the_Thriller said:
He's lucky one of Milwaukee's pepperoni citizens dinnit jus snatch dat sheet up wiffout axing.
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Have you seen the shit he owns? It fucking sucks. He lives next to the ghetto, if any of it was worth anything it would have been stolen ten thousand times over but the only thing he spends money on are Star Wars toys that aren't worth stealing because nobody but him and Redditors want them in the first place. Plus you'd have to spend a small fortune to degrease it so it's usable by someone whos' not a fat slug.
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Also to correcT the record on a conversation a bit back, when Rick uses IQ it doesn't stand for what you think, words mean what I want them to mean, stalker child. In his case it stands for Irate Queer and he is very much the most irate queer I've ever encountered, a lot more than Stephen Hawking who is crippled which is so WEIRD and FUNNY.
 
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Maude Snew said:
Plus you'd have to spend a small fortune to degrease it so it's usable by someone whos' not a fat slug.
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I don't think he uses an oil wash for his models. He just wrings out his fat folds over top of them and forgets to wipe away any excess grease left over.
 
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Lol I just noticed something amusing about this xeet where he dot-replies a stealthyimpersonator account to get it reported by his xitter followers...
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Whats so amusing you may ask? Well.....that accounts been dormant for two fucking years now
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Either he randomly stumbled accross this account in the wild during his regular egosearches or his NOCHILD backlog stretches back actual fucking years, and now he is oinking in rage for it to be torn down long after it was abandoned so he can claim some kind of victory

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I like to imagine Rishi Sunak is reading through the thread he unwittingly spawned in utter fucking bafflement and wondering why the fuck a fairly predictable argument about troons has devolved into screeching about cyberstalkers and lawn chairs
 
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He's so unsympathetic to people who are only getting acquainted with his story, immediately dismissing them as fools. I feel good knowing he would've been rage-typing that.

"Lies eagerly lapped up by credulous fools such as yourself because fantasy fits your narrative better than facts."

It's almost like he knows.
 
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Remember when "social media pro" Pat raved about Post.news being the twitter killer because he received $2 in tips and he thought getting paid to squeal was the future of joblessness? Welp
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This is his second L of this kind after "Hive social" which Pat loved because it was "women owned" by a woman who knows nothing about tech.
 
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