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So did Nick request the ceramicist to enlarge his junk a bit for that nutty dog sculpture or did the ceramicist just intend to flatter Nick?
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No wonder he was trying for a ditch
Still from one of his lives showing that he’s not well endowed at all
No wonder he was trying for a ditch
Still from one of his lives showing that he’s not well endowed at all
He won’t cut that off. As small as it is, he finds it useful. Unlike a lot of hons, he’s not tucking, or paranoid about his junk being visible. He wants us to see it. It’s part of the fetish. TBH I wouldn’t be surprised if he microdoses with T to maintain his sex drive, now his cake pops are gone. E sure as shit isn’t doing that much for him, now his minimoobs are in.
Not to mention he's (probably) circumcised AND (more-than-likely) has a porn addiction. Combine those two are more often than not he probably has some form of ED.
If Ms. Frizzle started smoking crack and turning tricks this is what I imagine.Good to mention Nugget. The little dog that Nick drags around with him to restaurants, often in a stroller. Nugget is very cute.
The single positive thing I will say about Nick Contino is that it appears that Nugget is happy and well-fed and well taken care of, and that Nick genuinely loves him. Which to be honest is refreshing to see for a lolcow. So I'll give him credit for that.
EDIT: SEE OP I WAS SO WRONG LOL
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Back to making fun of this gross man now.
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Doesn't your junk shrink after you've been castrated, though? It may put points in favor of him indeed getting the ball chop.
I know they use the ball skin, but if they cut them off first, does it result in less uhhh initial depth?When men go to get their penises inverted, the longer the shaft and being intact is seen as highly desirable by surgeons. I haven't done much research on men with micropenises who get SRS, but I imagine the results are less than optimal.
The ballsack makes the 'labia' and when they cut the balls off they usually leave the skin behind for that purpose. And if the idea squicks you out, don't check the SRS thread.I know they use the ball skin, but if they cut them off first, does it result in less uhhh initial depth?
I don't have the guts to read the SRS thread yet, even I have limits..
Sorry, I misspoke. I mean if the penis shrinks after they're cut off, does it effect depth?The ballsack makes the 'labia' and when they cut the balls off they usually leave the skin behind for that purpose. And if the idea squicks you out, don't check the SRS thread.
Yep. They're destined for a colon-ditchSorry, I misspoke. I mean if the penis shrinks after they're cut off, does it effect depth?
It's the gory pictures, mostly.
I mean, when they do the vaginoplasty, there are two main methods.Sorry, I misspoke. I mean if the penis shrinks after they're cut off, does it effect depth?
It's the gory pictures, mostly.
I just found out they have a microdong so this is extra funny, now.