Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[homofagget420]

How long until he starts? What does "tonight" mean in Rekietas brain? 2am?

 

[Harm]

Why would he cuck his own income?

You might as well say "Of course he sold out! Wheeeee moneeeeyyyyyy!" with zero irony. Shit nigga, some of us have self-respect, principles, a life that isn't a lie, no facades to maintain, and talent/skills/merit to acquire wealth that isn't ill-gotten.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

We need bingo cards for a stream like this.

>compares himself to Jesus
>says he's happy
>bathroom break energy
>gives thanks to viva/barnes/goodjewgic
>gives thanks to coomalot
>gives thanks to EVS/Dax/Vito/Ralph
>"things are going well"
>makes passive aggressive remarks about aaron
>makes passive aggressive remarks about lawtube detractors
>makes passive aggressive remarks about kiwi farms
>takes a shot of whiskey

>unconsciously looks to ceiling cat
>unconsciously confirms he has yet another corner demon

 

[GumboVariation]

You might as well say "Of course he sold out! Wheeeee moneeeeyyyyyy!" with zero irony. Shit nigga, some of us have self-respect, principles, a life that isn't a lie, no facades to maintain, and talent/skills/merit to acquire wealth that isn't ill-gotten.

Spoken like a true bum.

 

[Red flaming panda]

He’s probably also hoping to get a bunch of people to pay however much to join his lolcals to watch his first stream back

Yeah, good luck with that. Someone will archive the entire stream, which will be restreamed by Andy and PPP to their audience. He can hide on locals but nothing is stopping people from laughing at him.

 

[Zab McMann]

How long until he starts? What does "tonight" mean in Rekietas brain? 2am?

Probably around 11 pm central, as was his usual

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Nick, stop doing retard shit on (normal people) work nights. I'm going to have to spend 3 hours on the clock tomorrow just skimming the hundred new pages after tonight....if you actually show.

For reals. You know his fanbase is retarded when they're there for him at 11pm on a Thursday night.

 

[Harm]

Spoken like a true bum.

A bum on Earth has infinite wealth in the Kingdom of Heaven.

Have fun wallowing in the muck of avarice, stalker child.

Yeah, good luck with that. Someone will archive the entire stream, which will be restreamed by Andy and PPP to their audience. He can hide on locals but nothing is stopping people from laughing at him.

Besides, if he truly is as wealthy as he's postured, then the $5 a pop from whichever poor saps subscribe to the Locals for one stream will be a drop in the bucket unless he grossly misrepresents his wealth.

 

[Red flaming panda]

yeah no shit retard. A channel of Turkey Toms size easily makes him like 50k a month minimum. Why would he cuck his own income?

I fucking hate this excuse
>He need's to censor himself in ordering to make le hekin' mediocre documentaries
Fuck that bullshit. He's was talking about how people should be edgy, but dosen't even try to be edgy himself.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I

This is is a common misconception especially out West. Soda and caffeine were never forbidden (though maybe they ought to be lol). Some West coast and intermountain LDS members believed that soda and caffeine were verboten via analogy with coffee and black tea. That was not true as they had never been forbidden. However, some started to believe they were to the point that they would enforce they're non consumption via social pressure. This prompted LDS church leadership to actually have to formally state that soda and caffeine in moderation was acceptable for consumption

According to Joseph Smith 13 year old girls were acceptable for consumption as well.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

The good old 11pm 'daytime' stream. Have a sip Nicky.

 

[Aquilla]

I fucking hate this excuse
>He need's to censor himself in ordering to make le hekin' mediocre documentaries
Fuck that bullshit. He's was talking about how people should be edgy, but dosen't even try to be edgy himself.

unfortunately a majority of viewers in that community seems to have wholeheartedly embraced the self-censorship

 

[RatCake]

Lmao, of course this coward is hiding on locals. Don't have to deal with those hekin' haters if you stream on the site that only has your biggest die hard fans.

Nick pushing his fingers inside his ears and going "Lalalalal Can't hear you!". Man, I wonder what other disgusting "revelations" about Nick are we going to discover in the future?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Doubt.

April may not be nearly as smart as she’s hot, but she knows one thing: Being a stepmother is a lot of work. Being a stepmother of five?

Phew, fuck that Jazz.

Having Kayla around, as incompetent as she is, means that the kids will always go to Kayla for whatever. And April is mostly free to do what April wants to do: Which is coke and deepthroating balldos.

Well, she was already a stepmother of three.

Regardless, I think the idea would be that Kayla keeps the kids and Nick and April get to move to LA.

Nick will finally be able to make it as a comedian working with legends of the industry such as Dax Herrera and Chris Gesualdi.

 

[Nate Higgers]

The good old 11pm 'daytime' stream. Have a sip Nicky.

That’s when Nick would make some pseud comment about how “numbers are arbitrary when you think about it…the number of times that the earth revolves around the sun…”, like he did after someone asked for a birthday toast. And probably after he did a couple ketamine pills with a whisky chaser.

 

[Lemondale]

Will he drink aged vagina liquor on stream?

 

[Salgado]

I'm disappointed I can't stay up to watch the thread for Nick being a retard and sinking his shit further.

I was seriously considering ruining my sleep schedule just to see this retard make a fool of himself. Props to all the kiwis who will watch this live.

If this thread meets 5200 by the time I wake up I'll just know something magic has happened.

 

[Fapcop]

In retrospect Aaron trolling April is pretty funny:

https://youtu.be/HYakdERSyfo?si=IKyshBdc7nDMqXR4

Also: The goddamn nerve of saying she looks down on meth users. Wtf?!

 

[Red flaming panda]

https://youtu.be/HYakdERSyfo?si=IKyshBdc7nDMqXR4

I'm sorry to bring this up but please check your youtube links

It's better if you embed them anyways.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

“Cope: the livestream” is going to be a hell of a trip.