Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

He drinks just before or after every time he snakes. What a scumbag. He can't go 2 minutes without booze.

 

[Dastardly Dick]

Damn he looks like shit.

 

[Nate Higgers]

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Smart of Nose to use a non-see through container for his liquor.

That specific flavor is “lemonade”; he could have vodka in there.

Source: am energy drink fagguette

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Bathroom dog confirmed.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Oh we know you want to comment Nick. We know.

 

[Vesperus]

that's a completely new charge. The old one happened in 2023, this one happened in 2024. 2023 version has only speeding.

The last time I got a speeding ticket in NZ, I spent so long laughing with the cop about how my Isuzu could break 100km/h he forgot to breathalyze me and tore up the ticket.

Don't misunderstand me, I want to like libertarians, there's some good logic in there.

But Dear Christ they're stupid.

 

[Ludicrous Moneybags]

Is he going to get wasted on stream again lmao. Because he hasn't changed, he's an addict. He's so drinking.

 

[dustnight]

ghoulish, he looks like an 80 year old christopher lee with the that hairline.

Christopher Lee looked healthier at 90!

 

[Red flaming panda]

Come on Ralph, I want to hear you HOLLER at this fuck. CALL HIM A FAGGOT, GOD DAMMIT!

 

[ghastlyretard]

CAN WE HIT THE GOAL - 50 SUBS TO DOG GOAL!

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

The dog is totally alive

*nervously looks off camera*

 

[Finger Pistols]

Can't this white bread ass nigga stream at a normal fucking time?! I guess that's one of the perks of being an unemployed trust fund kid. I have shit to do in the morning. I'll catch up with the thread later. I wish a plentiful harvest for those willing to stay awake for this.

 

[feral cat #6385]

This is boring. He needs to go "check on lady rackets" to make the stream good.

 

[Neetorino]

This is the face of a man who knows he's fucked if he says even one word out of line. The people better at cutting out faces than I am will have a field day with this stream.

 

[EggImpregnator]

He's such an insufferable faggot. I hope he gets found guilty and he gets a million anal rapings in prison.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Come on Ralph, I want to hear you HOLLER at this fuck. CALL HIM A FAGGOT, GOD DAMMIT!

Isn't he sweeping it up?

 

[holyhandgrenade]

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Smart of Nose to use a non-see through container for his liquor.

are those shadows or is that sweat? Lmao

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Nick is claiming to still have the medallion.

 

[ghastlyretard]

Come on Ralph, I want to hear you HOLLER at this fuck. CALL HIM A FAGGOT, GOD DAMMIT!

Where's Ralph on the Rekieta spectrum? I suspect it's based entirely on how much lower Nick is than him in public opinion.

 

[thhrang]

Chat: "Please comment on the status of the Sonichu Medallion"

Nick: "It's still here."

[5 Second Awkward Silence]