Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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That hairline wasn't exactly in the best shape but lately it's been in a full retreat.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Yup, summer church that's different from your normal church. Totally normal.

 

[Twinkletard]

This is a pretty good episode of the Killstream. Incredibly rare.

 

[joebobmurphy]

I'll come back later to look for a supercut. Good lord, he looks even worse than his mugshot.

 

[Nate Higgers]

He's got box wine in that can.

Do you mean regular boxed wine or Andy Warski’s Special Reserve “boxed wine”?

 

[ghastlyretard]

"This is a TRUE STORY, BY THE WAY" The 107 degree temperature returns.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

This is a pretty good episode of the Killstream. Incredibly rare.

Sleepy Ralph works for things he's covering that I actually want to listen to.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Bro has no feral goblin children to take "care" of yet still can't stream at a decent hour.

Streaming at 11:00 PM on a Thursday night? God, you're pathetic.

 

[Ludicrous Moneybags]

The ramblings of a drug addict. What is he even going on about now.

Wait! Quick! Anime sucks cope and sneed get ready

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

LMFAO! I can't believe the amount of virgins and losers in here who have obviously never been in a relationship or owned a dog. When Hugh Hefner had his polycule, they had dogs that were never trained and pissed and shat all over the mansion and all over the master bedroom. That's just how dogs are. You losers probably also think it's weird that he liked to jack the dogs off and have them fuck his wives. Are you telling me you disagree with a good man like pornographer, pedophile, zoophile, and countless other things Hugh Hefner?

 

[homofagget420]

Bro has no feral goblin children to take "care" of yet still can't stream at a decent hour.

Streaming at 11:00 PM on a Thursday night? God, you're pathetic.

He was busy praying for the hangover to end.

 

[Red flaming panda]

This is a pretty good episode of the Killstream. Incredibly rare.

Him seething about Jim out of nowhere makes it kino.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

Chat: Show us your dog so we know he's ok!
Nick: I'll show you my dog, he's fine, he's in the bathroom.

5 minutes later...

Chat: Show us your dog!
Nick: I'm not showing you my dog anymore.

 

[sweetie_squad_4_lyfe]

Lmao, he's trying to shit talk Legal Mindset without saying his name. Fucking coward. Just say his name, faggot.

LEGAL MINDSET
LeGaL MiNdSeT
more like legal DICK SUCK
fuk youuu BISH

- Nick Rekieta

 

[Dastardly Dick]

Do you mean regular boxed wine or Andy Warski’s Special Reserve “boxed wine”?

The regular kind. Reminded me of Frank Reynolds drinking wine from a diet coke can.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Why is he even bothering to talk about all these things? He clearly wants to sweep it all under the rug, why not just move on with a quick statement and do actual legal commentary again?

Does he not realize the stream of consciousness approach will just lead to him saying shit again?

 

[Red flaming panda]

Nick, no one cares about your love for Rogue Traitor. I didn't come here for Warhammer autism.

 

[Twinkletard]

BACK TO BACK LOLCOWS OF THE YEAR, BABY!!

 

[Nate Higgers]

He started fagging out about vidya gaymen, tuned out. I’m assuming I missed the good stuff in the beginning when he was coping and sneeding about Legul Mindset (more like legal dick sucker).

 

[Father Balldo]