Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Oh shit. Incel prude seething time.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

Nick can't go 5 minutes without seething over lawyers holding him accountable.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

He hasn't done entertaining legal commentary for over a year. The panel trial commentary was actually peak youtube TV. Who wants to watch the news, Q&A, and failed standup with Nick Rekieta every week?

Will he drop the Dick Masterson inspired comedian persona???

 

[Riverfagg1599]

Lmao I completely forget Ralph is there as I'm listening and then out of nowhere a random jim seethe, a halfhearted "do it then", or a random dolphin laugh reminds me .

 

[ghastlyretard]

Just admit you've had a fucking 2+ year long spiral Nick - it's been obvious you've been using drugs. People trust the "narrative" because they see the clear and obvious evidence. This statement made me mad.

 

[Rex_857]

"I wanted to eat, I just couldn't due to being sick."

You only have to have done coke ONCE in your life to understand why people say you lose weight and don't eat on coke. The thought of food being swallowed when you do coke, will make you hurl. You seriously cannot do it, no matter how much you want to, it in itself will make you sick. Yet people will believe him lmao.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

BOOTLICKERS

YOU ARE ALL BOOTLICKERS

NULL YOU BOOTLICKER!!!!

YOU ABSOLUTE BOOTNIGGERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick got his children taken away because he's a retard. Aka he was finally given the opportunity to do day streams...

Good takeaway Nick...

That made my skin fucking crawl.

No kids? Switching back to trial streams!

Like, holy shit.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

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He's smashing that can into his nose lmao

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

I know someone similar to Rekeita, throughout highschool this dude got like no pussy, then his parents died and he was also gymmaxxing around the time. He went from getting no pussy to having girls just simp for him so he went crazy. Most degenerate of all he took part in a and I quote "MFFF interracial foursome" with 3 Asian chicks (he really liked Asians)"

My point being a few years back during the Ritenhouse and Heard cases Rekeita got a big following among less terminally online women who were sending him pics and I think he went from getting no bitches to suddenly getting a taste of female attention and getting hooked.

 

[Ludicrous Moneybags]

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Nick earned it after having to deal with all the drama this week. Drink up Nick

 

[Red flaming panda]

>WTF DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN MY TOTALLY NOT BULLSHIT STORY ABOUT THE GOVERMENT FRAMMING ME! YOU MUST BE A FUCKING GOVERMENT BOOTLICKER

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

Update: Rekieta needs another living being to abuse, and has acquired a puppy he will show later

Edit: It's the same dog, he was rage baiting, that's the joke, Rekieta is a true comedian

 

[dustnight]

LEGAL MINDSET
LeGaL MiNdSeT
more like legal DICK SUCK
fuk youuu BISH

- Nick Rekieta

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

ohhh he's talking sean. Most of us can tell the difference between a local sheriff's office and "da goberment"

 

[TexOffender]

So Nick is bottling everything up and is going to try and go on like he's not about to burst.

He's going to eventually blow up on stream like he did on Sean.

 

[200MB]

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Hahahahahahaha "I FELL"

NICK GOD DAMN IT

 

[Red flaming panda]

>Why did I have a black eye?
>I fell.
Press X to doubt.

 

[ghastlyretard]

Just slipped on a dog toy - hit his eye on the countertop in the bathroom. That's how he got the black eye guys. No way did Kayla beat his ass.