Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Goku 1000000 O]

"Pugs are god's mistake."
I feel like that's a reference to Ashton's recent spiel about pugs on the Casino.

 

[Retink Retunk]

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Balldo looks frightened.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Someone needs to clip those mouth noises Nick made and edit it on top of him licking the bottle. For gay homosexual faggot joke reasons.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

You gotta admit Nick, isn't it nice not having to struggle to string two thoughts together? This is the most coherent you've sounded in months.

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

HE'S BRINGING THE DOG, BOYS!

*replacement dog

 

[ghastlyretard]

Nick: "Have you ever been in the room with a really obese person?"
Ralph: Under his breath "...yes."

RALPH NO

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

He's so unlikable even with a cute little dog by his side. How does he do it chyat?

 

[AnOminous]

"LOOK AT ME I'M HOLDING A CUTE PUPPY, HOW CAN YOU HATE ME?"

Sonny Shielding. Boogie does this too. It's like he's collecting every other cow's traits.

 

[AltisticRight]

Here comes the coke break.
How long will this take?

 

[Etrian Autistry]

Remember, he's holding a puppy because he's legally not allowed to hold his babies (because he obliterated his family and destroyed his kid's happiness)

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

He was going to single handedly save the US till them darn pugs planted them drugs and stole his children

Yeh Nick was going to save America from the elites who have no morals,do drugs,abuse children,defame people,do degenerate sex acts and take part in humiliation rituals wait a minute that is all the things Nick does.

 

[Twinkletard]

Nick's stream is like watching the Challenger explode.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

"LOOK AT ME I'M HOLDING A CUTE PUPPY, HOW CAN YOU HATE ME?"

That nigger starves his dog

 

[Sewer Rat]

literally bought a pup to divert from his scandal, this shit is comedy movie tier

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Can't go grab the kids and drag them on stream for sympathy so have to get the dog. Classy.

 

[200MB]

bros we have to save this dog

 

[Red flaming panda]

Why did he get a pug if he believes their "god's mistake?"

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

"LOOK AT ME I'M HOLDING A CUTE PUPPY, HOW CAN YOU HATE ME?"

This is just like a stereotypical YouTuber apology video, minus the actual apology.

 

[Grumpy_Mushroom]

Has anyone pressed him on allowing the body cam footage to be released?

I can almost guarantee he will flat out ignore and not respond to any questions about the bodycam footage because he knows that it is currently the realest tangible threat to exposing just how awful the state of his home and family were.

 

[the sauce]

Nick: Have you ever been in a room with a really obese person?
Ralph: Yes.

Yes Ralph, you have never been in a room without a really obese man.