Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[A Cat]

She decided to write some ghost smut today on Tumblr. And, of course, it's fucking hilarious.

Proof (as if we needed it) that permavirgin Stephanie has never been touched by anyone. Ever.

 

[AfghanBlue]

What the fuck does she think scissoring is?
How would fingers performing anything that could be described as scissoring be anything other than extremely unpleasant? What the fuck?

She's really going loco on twitter again.
Whatever sparked off last time to cause an enforced cut off is for sure gonna happen again.

 

[Aunt Carol]

What the fuck does she think scissoring is?
How would fingers performing anything that could be described as scissoring be anything other than extremely unpleasant? What the fuck?

Three words: bag of sand.

Stephanie must have accidentally shuffled her crib notes, because she wrote just vaginal sex like it was anal sex (in fanfic).

Please take my word for this; I don't have any citations on hand but I can tell from some of the adjectives and from seeing quite a few fics in my time.

Also, a much better take on the topic is the Concrete Blonde song, "Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man," which the songwriter swears is factual.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

She's retweeting a bunch of Palestine and fetish stuff:





She had to chime in on the posts the troons are seething about today:






Fat.

 

[Meowzers]

She had to chime in on the posts the troons are seething about today:

here's a fun thing to ponder, staph- do you think any of your classmates were closeted because of that same homophobia you were facing bravely as a proud and happy asexual and nonbinary paraphile? powerleveling but as an open fag in high school it's so interesting seeing so many of my classmates come out in the ## years after graduating school. it's heartwarming seeing their June pride posts on Facebook and their talks of the struggles they overcame to be their true selves. i wish you had the support system i had as a teen. regardless, i'm so happy for all you happy little faggots
that aside, staph having a permanent 14 year old mindset probably makes her think everyone she graduated with is still a hateful homophobe who now probably want her even more dead for being asexual and ghost-married. just because you haven't grown up and changed doesn't mean other people have

 

[pink cigarettes]

She's retweeting a bunch of Palestine and fetish stuff:

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She had to chime in on the posts the troons are seething about today:

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Fat.

"ItS bOyPuSSy ThuRsDay. ArE yOu BoypusSyiNg?"
- Stephanie's slogan in her campaign to win the 2024 award forVirgin- who is Totally Definitely Asexual- of the Year

 

[moorhen]

Occasionally??

Use moisturiser you fat retard

She's retweeting a bunch of Palestine and fetish stuff:

More retardness. The general idea behind the ‘Zionism’ idea is the conflict between two groups in the game, which some gay vice article argues mirrors the palastine war. Which is retarded. It’s especially retarded because neither group is portrayed favourably.

The idea that two groups are at war isn’t exactly orginal, either. It’s hardly the first time two groups of opposing ideologies have had a war.

In conclusion, Steph is a retard and so is anyone else who takes a vice “think” piece as anything other than the poorly written drivel it is.

 

[Poonocchio]

Proof (as if we needed it) that permavirgin Stephanie has never been touched by anyone. Ever.

I just can never get over how someone so totes asexual talks more about sex than fucking Kevin Gibes, and that's no easy feat. She is so inappropriately retarded.

 

[Quack_Quack]

It’s still horrifying that Peetie was 18lbs. My Maine coon mix was not even that big.

I know of a Maine Coons who's 23lb. But he also has acromegaly. He's such a himbo.

PSA: if you drink almond milk, the little plastic seal on the carton is deadly to all forms of life and must be extra-killed, over and over again. If you do not have a cat in your house to protect you, you may be in danger.

Oh no! I need a cat!

someone so totes asexual

She's not asexual, she's desperate to get fucked because of the T ramping up her drive past arse flags into getting railed at/before/after the concert by a rando fauxtranny

 

[AfghanBlue]

She's not asexual, she's desperate to get fucked because of the T ramping up her drive past arse flags into getting railed at/before/after the concert by a rando fauxtranny

Good fucking luck on that. No concert tranny would be desperate enough. Troons are still mysogynist men with the tastes of such. She couldn't even properly pull a desperate homeless gigaloweffort hon. And she won't even have the lure of potential not-destitution that sweetened that deal.

In fact, she herself will be the smelly desperado looking for somewhere to stay (although I'm fairly sure she will be planning to scream and hold her breath until papa frigs agrees to drive her there, and pictures him idling in the car directly outside the entrance til it's over. Which I doubt he is willing or capable of doing.)

But as the date nears and plans need to more formly solidify, out of an already making excuses to not do situ into something she must sort, the idea of being "put up" by a rando will look very unappealing.
She will not want to do anything on the fly, she will demand like 10,000 hours of Internet chat in order to feel comfortable which is well enough tine to off put someone who may decide in the fly to let a concert goer have their sofa a night. Once she sends a million messages detailing her "needs" and "boundaries" the offer will fall through.-she will be incapable of not doing this, because of her anxiety, the one mental health condition she is likely to have in any real way.

 

[Chromeo]

Good fucking luck on that. No concert tranny would be desperate enough. Troons are still mysogynist men with the tastes of such. She couldn't even properly pull a desperate homeless gigaloweffort hon. And she won't even have the lure of potential not-destitution that sweetened that deal.

In fact, she herself will be the smelly desperado looking for somewhere to stay (although I'm fairly sure she will be planning to scream and hold her breath until papa frigs agrees to drive her there, and pictures him idling in the car directly outside the entrance til it's over. Which I doubt he is willing or capable of doing.)

But as the date nears and plans need to more formly solidify, out of an already making excuses to not do situ into something she must sort, the idea of being "put up" by a rando will look very unappealing.
She will not want to do anything on the fly, she will demand like 10,000 hours of Internet chat in order to feel comfortable which is well enough tine to off put someone who may decide in the fly to let a concert goer have their sofa a night. Once she sends a million messages detailing her "needs" and "boundaries" the offer will fall through.-she will be incapable of not doing this, because of her anxiety, the one mental health condition she is likely to have in any real way.

Imagine the hypocritical fear she'll have if she has to sleep at a bus station overnight for the next ride home. She'll be fearing rape from the dirty poors with their bad teeth, all those BROWNS everywhere threatening her delicate MANLY nature. It'll be fucking gold.

 

[Poonocchio]

I know of a Maine Coons who's 23lb. But he also has acromegaly

Spoiler: OT

please tell him I love him.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

I just can never get over how someone so totes asexual talks more about sex than fucking Kevin Gibes, and that's no easy feat. She is so inappropriately retarded.

She's not asexual, she's desperate to get fucked because of the T ramping up her drive past arse flags into getting railed at/before/after the concert by a rando fauxtranny

Asexuals claim they're asexual as a massive cope for being either physically repulsive or too immature for an intimate relationship. Deep down they're more obsessed with sexual topics than the average person because they want what they can't have, and cry oppression to feel important.

Spoiler: fat cat PL

My older guy is 18 lbs, RIP. I asked the vet if we should be concerned and she said no, but I have doubts. He's not a Maine but he's pretty solid, it's not all flab, and he gets his exercise outside and playing with his little brother inside. However my family member does give him too many helpings of food throughout the day when I'm not home because he manipulates her into doing it. This is all going to change when I move with both cats at some point this summer though. He'd better weigh in less by our next vet visit.

 

[An empty shill]

She decided to write some ghost smut today on Tumblr. And, of course, it's fucking hilarious.

I don't get it.
If she's now a heck'in valid trans masc, why is this written as if it's just a regular boring cissy woman, where's the uber hot, trans, bxy smexings...

Let's end on a sweet face:

Siggy is too good for her...
#freesiggy

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Asexuals claim they're asexual as a massive cope for being either physically repulsive or too immature for an intimate relationship

Or because they've been raped or molested and don't want to admit that sexual trauma can cause you to not want sex. Easier and more fun to put a cool sexuality label on it!

 

[Quack_Quack]

Spoiler: OT

please tell him I love him.

Every time I see him, he's just amazingly chill and I love him so

 

[Petronella]

"The plot of The Last of Us Part 2 is based on the genocide in Gaza"

 

[AfghanBlue]

Siggy is too good for her...
#freesiggy

One day that cat's gonna race around and wake her up for the 5th time that night and knock over her "altar" junk and she's gonna lash out and slap her...i mean, Jeff, is gonna get sooooper protective over staph and lash out and hit the cat.

The problem of never taking any responsibility for anything means she doesn't have the base kind of emotional responses like guilt that keep adults able to rise above anger responses and doing explosive vengeful in the moment shit. Add on to that the Testosterone..

 

[Struggle Cakes]

She decided to write some ghost smut today on Tumblr. And, of course, it's fucking hilarious.

The erotica of the terminally online reads the same Every. Single. Time: 50 seconds of foreplay before a humongous dong is shoved into a pussy/asshole, balls slapping, erogenous areas being hit again and again, sighing and mewling (gross), simultaneous orgasms...if you have enough time to think up multiple identities and flags, surely you can write smut that has a little bit of variance.

 

[Aunt Carol]

One day that cat's gonna race around and wake her up for thr 5th time that night and knock over her "alter" junk and she's gonna lash out and slap her...i mean, Jeff is gonna get sooooper protective over staph and lash out and hit the cat.

The best thing that could happen would be Stephanie going on a Jackson Galaxy kick. He's big on paying attention to your cat, figuring out your cat's needs, and playing with your cat/simulating hunting so they can get some of their natural murder energy out.

The guy sells some woo-woo supplements and dresses like a huge tryhard; my personal theory is that he's what you get when someone with the genetic Aleister Crowley-tendency is born into our modern age. But he cares deeply about kitties, and his videos are easy to find.

Another good thing would be if Stephanie got a halter and started taking Siggy on those alleged daily walks of hers. Siggy's young, so she's in a good spot to learn new habits. Having an animal companion just adds to the druid cred, right?

Spoiler: cat walks

Elderly cat in my family goes on a couple of walks every week, but he just leads you slowly around the house a few times, smelling things, chewing things, scratching on this big piece of scrap wood we can't move because it's The Cat's Wood, and then he takes you to the front door again and sits patiently waiting for you to open it. He hates cooperation and nearly all human-invented bullshit, but if you pick up the kitty halter he comes over and holds still to be strapped into his safety gear.