Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[murph]

"I am laughing in my penis and balls"

fag

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Poor Ralph, he's so done with this.

So am I.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Poor Ralph, he's so done with this.

So am I.

That really says a lot considering Ralph was willing to watch a bunch of videos about how sausage and head cheese is made in exchange for like $200

 

[holyhandgrenade]

No matter what anyone says or thinks about you, you find happiness and joy in your circumstances gigantic cope
Why did you lie to us?
I am not particularly aware of lying to you?
Also ummm... I never asked anyone to defend me

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

He is claiming that he cannot comment on the case. Evidently he has wised up.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

What did Legal Mindset do to make Rekieta hate him so much? Tell the truth?

Hold him accountable and not buy his bullshit

 

[AltisticRight]

>The true story lies somewhere divergent from any orated story...
What is this alcoholic mush brain speech?

Does Balldo mean the truth is even worse and more broad than his perceived fiction? Because that's what divergence means. Parallel gets spread out and they will never "converge", ie the opposite of convergence.

Did he ever stop drinking? No. I think he meant that the truth diverges away from online claims?
Whatever, I've given up on deciphering his mush-brained random access coping.

 

[Grumpy_Mushroom]

Moral of the story: Nick found the goodness of life at the bottom of a bottle and in a powder he snorted up his nose. Touching stuff.

 

[Toy Soldier]

Nick, another man fucked your wife and the government took your kids, kill yourself already.

 

[President Xi]

Why would you let another man cum in your wife
Why would YOU let another man cum in your wife that's a philosophical question
stalker child

I went back to find what he said again because I hoping so bad he said "why WOULDN'T you let another man cum in your wife" because that is the only thing that would make sense as a comeback "philosophical question."

But no he said the most unfunny thing he could possibly say again.
Brain damage

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Stream died mid sentence again

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

Just you wait, when Nick bulks up and turns into an alpha giga chad then finally the Farms will stop making fun of him.

 

[huckbeine]

What is Nick's worse day ever?

probably when he learned that his kids sells/deals in drugs (via EVS)

https://x.com/studentofgodd/status/1798730930263302597

Nose: I'm not discussing legal strategy.
Also Nose: *Admits his legal strategy is to delay things as long as possible to his benefit*

holy cow, still as retarded as ever. he already tried it with the defamation case, and it didnt work for him. and now he wants this more damaging criminal case drag as long as he can? he will piss the judge more, brilliant strategy, let's see how it plays out

 

[ghastlyretard]

He fucked up the ending. Very reliable.

 

[TurdThrower]

I wish someone would spell it out for him what the lie is. I know that he knows what they are talking about but put it in a way that he cannot play dumb.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

Guess thats the stream...

 

[RodgerDodger]

It seems the dog may have come into contact with a certain substance as well.

God look at the hate in the mans eyes
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The Baldo?

 

[Twinkletard]

comeback: BOTCHED

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Nick, another man fucked your wife and the government took your kids, kill yourself already.

The man is tryna keep a nigga down

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Brief notes from the Sean Snipe
-Sick for 20 days with temp 101 to 104. Now he is all better!
-Confirms the dog spends its "nights" in the bathroom.
-Playing coy with what you see and what you don't know.
-Too busy to do anything still. (Kids are still with the grandparents as far as we know)
-Always planned to do day streams, now his schedule opened up!
- Seethes a bit on Legal Mindset
-Too busy to follow what people say about him, then proceeds to list everything people said about him.
- Keeps throwing the government lies copes
- Calls out heckler. Reads their retort taking a big swig of energy drink like it was liquid cope.
- Black eye was because he fell in the bathroom.
- Dog proof of life shown
- May stream tomorrow or sometime! Maybe Karen Reed.
- Confirmed interview with Ralph
- Hottub streams are back! He needed to tell us it needed cleaning and how that was part of his totally busy schedule.
- Nick believes in a soap drop situation he will be a regular Fleece Johnson.
- Still has the Sonichu medallion
- Seethe at being stream sniped.
- The 5k Locals gift is totally coming!
- Keeps making snarky remarks about case. (If watching Sean's snipe, hilarity ensues)
- Pressed on Aaron's statement. "The truth is divergent from what you heard."
- Nick is at the perfect weight to hit the gym and start bulking. (Sean calls BS)
- Dodges all the cuck questions with counter questions.
- Ralph and Redbar also sniped