Opinion This Video Shows Joe Biden Did Not—in Fact—Poop Himself at D-Day Event - This one really touched a nerve

Influenced by the RNC’s rapid response team, MAGA world ran wild with the claim that Biden defecated on stage ahead of his D-Day speech in Normandy.​

Justin Baragona
Senior Media Reporter
Updated Jun. 06, 2024 1:26PM EDT Published Jun. 06, 2024 1:03PM EDT

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President Joe Biden delivered a forceful speech Thursday in France to commemorate the 80th anniversary of the D-Day landing, warning that “democracy is not guaranteed” and “the price of unchecked tyranny is the blood of the young and the brave.”

MAGA trolls reacted by accusing the president of pooping in his pants.

While many observers’ attention was focused on the president’s address honoring the last living veterans of the invasion of Normandy, the rapid response social media team of the Republican National Committee was instead preoccupied with Biden briefly crouching before taking a seat.

In a 13-second clip posted to social media, the president is seen shaking hands with French President Emmanuel Macron before turning toward first lady Jill Biden. He then slightly squats down while reaching for something behind him. The brief video ends with an announcer welcoming Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin to the stage while Jill Biden appears to whisper something to her husband.

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“Awkward,” the RNC Research account captioned the video, alongside a grimacing face emoji.

Pro-Trump influencers and right-wing provocateurs quickly ran wild with the clip, claiming it was definitive proof that the president had soiled his trousers.
Dave Rubin, the “ex-lefty turned shitposting Trump stan,” wondered whether Biden was “pooping or sitting in an invisible chair,” adding a poop emoji to his tweet to hammer home the message.

Dispensing with Rubin’s “just asking questions” framing, beanie aficionado and far-right podcaster Tim Pool blared “HE POOPED” and “HOLY SHIT” in all caps, claiming that the president needed to quickly leave the ceremony to clean himself up.

Breaking911, a junk news X (formerly Twitter) account that boasts a million followers, helped spread the narrative to the MAGA masses by reposting the clip with the caption: “Did Biden shit his pants AGAIN?” That would appear to be in reference to a baseless 2021 claim that the Vatican had to cancel a livestream of Biden’s meeting with Pope Francis because the president had a “bathroom accident.”

Other prominent right-wing media personalities asserted that “there’s no way Joe is not pooping himself here” and “Biden just pooped his diaper,” much to the delight of their millions of social media fans.

The reality of the situation, though, is far less messy.

A couple of seconds after the clip the RNC shared online ends, the president locates the chair behind him and takes a seat alongside the rest of the contingent on stage. Taken in context, Biden seems neither out of place nor in the midst of a bathroom emergency.

The moment in question starts at the four hour and 16-minute mark in the video below:


In fact, it was after this so-called accident or confusion over an “invisible chair” that the president delivered his emotive address while juxtaposing the historic war against the Nazis with the current battles against authoritarianism.

“In their generation, in their hour of trial, the Allied forces of D-Day did their duty,” Biden declared. “Now the question for us is, in our hour of trial, will we do ours?”

The president’s speech received some plaudits from conservative pundits. Bill McGurn, a former George W. Bush speechwriter and Fox News contributor, said Biden “looked in command” and delivered the speech “very well” with “no major stumbles.”

But while some Fox News analysts were praising the speech, the conservative cable giant also ran wild with the RNC Research clip to insist that the president is suffering from “spatial disorientation” and that he “appeared confused” on the stage in Normandy.

The network’s mockery of Biden’s supposed confusion was also framed within the context of The Wall Street Journal’s recent 3,000-word investigative report that he “shows signs of slipping” behind the scenes, feeding into the GOP’s narrative that the 81-year-old president is cognitively impaired.

The WSJ article has not only been pilloried by Democrats and liberals, who have labeled it “comically weak,” but also by mainstream media journalists. CNN senior reporter Oliver Darcy lambasted the Journal for largely relying on Republicans to draw “their sweeping conclusion” about the president’s mental fitness.

“It is difficult to imagine that the newspaper, or any outlet, would run a similar story declaring that Trump is ‘slipping’ behind the scenes based on the word of top Democratic figures—despite the fact that the Democratic leadership has demonstrated a much stronger relationship with the truth in recent years than their Republican counterparts,” Darcy noted.

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In their generation, in their hour of trial, the Allied forces of D-Day did their duty,” Biden declared. “Now the question for us is, in our hour of trial, will we do ours?”
I’m screaming. Did they seriously use this quote in an article about the President heroically not shitting his pants? Maybe I’m just mentally 12 years old forever.
 
"Joe Biden did not 'defecate himself.' He merely defecated into an adult diaper, which is commonly used by adults within the 70-85 age bracket and is not the same as 'pooping himself'."
Biden refuses to wear the diapers. He enjoys shitting himself and making others clean him up.
 
He still held that position for a bit too long.
And this isn't the only time Biden has done this shit. Its been daily since he took office.
Nigga is gonna die on camera right before the election from natural causes and they won't be able to spin it.
They won't be able to spin it but count on "No, President Biden did not shit himself while a brain embolism burst and killed him as he debated Orange Satan" to follow the next day.
 
The president did not shit himself, he merely crouched for a moment. The loud "Pfffffrrfrt" sound that can be heard in the video is obviously a quirk of the wind currents in the area. The brown substance that was seen leaking from the president's pant leg was just a melted chocolate bar he kept in his pocket, and his secretary didn't say "Jesus Christ, did he shit himself again?", she said "Please rise, did we get a shelf from him?" referring to the uh the... the shelf that... uh...
HE DID NOT SHIT HIS PANTS, CHILD.
 
They could've kept quiet about this and let the magats make fools out of themselves, but this damage control of "NOOOOOOO, he didn't poo in his pants" just makes people think he did drop a Cleveland steamer during the ceremony.

I could've sworn that they had another article about Joe falling asleep at some NATO summit where they excused it with "he was resting his eyes!" or some such bullshit.
 
Fuck this article's writter, Joe Boden is a demented pedophile that shits himself! Do better America get rid of this traitorious dgenerate and the illigimate regieme like your forefathers did in 1776 or the world will be destroyed in nuclear war! Why are you tollerating lunatics that are trying to start a nuclear war?!
 
Justin Baragona
Senior Media Reporter
Lol

Consider how your life has brought you to this Justin. All those years in college earning your journalism degree. Working at low positions to achieve the height of "Senior Media Reporter."

All to have to write articles deboonking your side's leaders not pooping themselves in public and getting in cheap shots at media opposition in a way too long article.

Did you die a little more inside when you hit "Send" to your editor?
 
This was my first time hearing about this and I didn’t believe he pooped himself prior but the way they’re defending it has me convinced there must be something to the accusation.
Domestic news here is dominated by talking about our Prime Minister leaving D-Day early, so my first exposure to this "dropping the kids off at the pool" story is this denial that Biden pinched a loaf on stage. Which makes me think he did indeed release the kraken in his underwear.
 
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