Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 104 34.2%

  • Total voters
    304
Pretty good primer. I'm guessing he was rushing to get it out as soon as possible, so in that regard it's good editing for a 40 minute video. Disappointed he left out any discussion about Montograph, because that's crucial context to understand why the nightmare stream was as bad as it was and was a huge part of his decline. Also left out things like the shower convo and his feud with Eric July, but overall it'll appease the normies who vaguely know who he is and haven't kept up with his recent developments.
I know some users like to hate on Turkish Tom but I think he does a great job at explaining convoluted drama at a reasonable amount of time. I tried to make my own recap of Balldo man but more focused on his relationship with Kiwifarms & Null and even that is a long read.

I thought Kiwifarms had only just used deductive reasoning to figure out Nick and our wife went to Hedonism 2 and it was confirmed by Nick's admission. I had no idea they had taken a nude photo on the same piece of beach to mirror the advertisement which is so cringey. Nick loves to denigrate users here and critics by calling them autistic but I think it's autistic as hell how Nick feels the need to emulate shit. E.G him trying to copy Nicolas Cage in Raising Arizona when getting his mugshot taken. Heaven forbid I have to take a mugshot the last thought in my head would be "WHICH POP CULTURE MOMENT SHOULD I TRY TO IMITATE?"
 
Aaron just dropped this on his stream. It's supposed to be a message he got from Kayla when she learned that he would be info dumping on Kino Casino. According to him, the text substantiates the claims he has made about his and Kayla's relationship.

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I'm unsure if an archive has been posted, or not. Here is a mostly complete unlisted video of Balldo Man's triumphant return to streaming, post arrest. There is a small omitted portion close to the beginning, due to me scrambling to donate to the drug and booze fund:

https://rumble.com/v5051vl-rekieta-locals-stream-with-chat-06-06-24.html
Nick complains how high his bail was (although he thought it would be higher). I have to leave for work but he seems to talk about his arrest quite a bit. He also offhandedly mentions the ceiling cats.
 
My observations so far...
He still looks like shit despite better lighting
"50 thousand dollars is a little onerous but we won't get into it that much"
"atf didn't raid the house, the dog is alive" *mouth trumpet music*
I think he's on some cocktail of drugs that make him somewhat coherent and feel ok
Someone asks about the sonichu medallion
"it's still here.... it's still here"
"i still go to the church pretty often it's... *heh* part of my routine"
He then doubles down that he did, in fact have a temperature of 104, and that the thermometer was broken and said 107
He wants to get back to trial streams
he didn't learn his lesson
 
"I didn't
WANT
to wear the medallion
but I HAD
to put it on.
If I
DIDN'T
wear
the medallion
then my CHILDREN
might have
*sips* put it on.
My CHILDREN
might
have been
the ones
addicted
and drunk
and speeding
had I not willfully allowed the demon into myself.
Do you think
YOU
could've handled
THAT level
of responsibility?
I didn't think so.
So SIT
the fuck down and
SHUT
the fuck up
*sips* and stay in your own Goddamned lane!"
 
Aaron just dropped this on his stream. It's supposed to be a message he got from Kayla when she learned that he would be info dumping on Kino Casino. According to him, the text substantiates the claims he has made about his and Kayla's relationship.

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If you read what she said: there’s no admission of any feelings for him and she’s mostly asking to be kept out of whatever issues Aaron has with Nick. This is just her trying to manipulate Aaron again and him being an idiot and not thinking women would try to manipulate him (despite April, Kayla, and his ex wife manipulating him in the last couple months). I thought he was going to stop talking about the rekietas? Or are his numbers tanking bad when he stops talking drama about Nick and Kayla?
 
Aaron just dropped this on his stream. It's supposed to be a message he got from Kayla when she learned that he would be info dumping on Kino Casino. According to him, the text substantiates the claims he has made about his and Kayla's relationship.

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Seems pretty fake and gay to me
 
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