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Miss Alabama 2024
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Clearly not a beauty pageant.
Is National American Miss a “beauty” or “glitz” pageant?

Definitely not! Our representatives are chosen on the basis of 4 required areas of competition. 30% of the score comes from their communication skills during their Personal Introduction, 30% from her poise and presentation during the Formal Wear Modeling Competition, 30% on personality, communication and confidence in an Interview, and 10% on participating in our Community Service Project. National American Miss pageants, while glamorous events, are not at all like typical “beauty” pageants. In fact, as you see above, all of the scoring in our pageant is based on personality, confidence and communication. Good communication and presentation skills are what we want to recognize and encourage. Braces, glasses, skin problems, varying heights, weights and appearances, are all a part of creating the special and unique individual that you are and that we want to celebrate!

To enter the state comp, the entry fee is $650. The fee to go to the nationals is $950. Sounds like if you have the bank, you’re in.
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The winner will be appointed the title of National American Miss for your state and will attend the National Pageant during Thanksgiving week in Anaheim, California at Disneyland to compete for the National American Miss Queen’s Title. The 4 Runners-Up will be given the opportunity to represent their state as a city queen and to attend the National Pageant to compete for the National All-American Miss Queen’s Title.

May her lack of ears not hold her back (because her beach-ball body sure as fuck won't given the evidence before us).
She’ll have to grift for the entry fees…and get divorced first

Forget that…she’s too old
Age Division Contestant's Age
as of January 1st National American Miss
Princess. ages 4, 5 and 6
Junior Pre-Teen ages 7, 8 and 9
Pre-Teen ages 10, 11 and 12
Junior Teen ages 13, 14 and 15
Teen ages 16, 17 and 18
Miss. ages 19 and 20
 
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Clearly not a beauty pageant.
https://www.namiss.com/faqs/
To enter the state comp, the entry fee is $650. The fee to go to the nationals is $950. Sounds like if you have the bank, you’re in.
ETA:
http://my.namiss.com/dates/namiss/default.aspx#:~:text=Here's%20How%20It%20Works%E2%80%A6,hands%20of%20the%20selections%20committee.
Well that's a relief. Here I was thinking that she got that on merit.

No she probably paid more than the rest to get that title. Either that or she threatened to eat the judges if they didn't vote for her.
 
How do these people not realize what's going on and feel condescended to by a win like this. This is giving the special kid an award, a pity win. It's being pat on the head and told she's just as pretty as the other girls. Anybody with any self awareness would be embarrassed as fuck standing up there and everyone says "daw, she's so brave!"

I wonder when obese people will start arguing their disability qualifies them for the special Olympics, and they can start pushing down some intellectually disabled people and claim that sweet gold.
 
Every single aspect of this bothers me but why do none of these ladies clean up their eyebrows?

It's so little effort and makes such a drastic change in your appearance, it does a lot to make you look like you've actually groomed yourself (much more than that awful lip gloss would.) I don't understand it at all.
 
Every single aspect of this bothers me but why do none of these ladies clean up their eyebrows?

It's so little effort and makes such a drastic change in your appearance, it does a lot to make you look like you've actually groomed yourself (much more than that awful lip gloss would.) I don't understand it at all.
Probably for the same reason she never irons/steams her wrinkly clothes when she does her "fit checks".
 
The “almond mom-ingredient household-mom with orthorexia” spectrum is pretty interesting. Although I agree that most snack foods are junk, the hardcore restriction only causes kids to seek it out more.
Denying them treats definitely can lead to them seeking them out when they're finally able to. But that's a far cry from whinging about having to eat a handful of almonds or chocolate chips as a snack as being something wrong.
 
I dunno, maybe if you've fatted yourself out of seatbelts you can purchase your own seatbelt extender and keep it with you? Verify it's actually universal? Because, ya know, having had many vehicles of many different makes... there's not so many differences in seat belts that your "universal" seatbelt extender wouldn't function. Or did jaebae outfat that, too, and doesn't like to admit it?

I'd like to see a regulation stating that the driver of a ride-share vehicle should cancel the ride if their fatty can't get the seatbelt buckled and doesn't have his or her very own seatbelt extender that fits them, and receive a deposit/fee for their trouble in meeting up with Fatty McFatterson, paid for by said fatty obviously.
 
I wonder if Jamie’s doctors suggested those radical interventions because they were shitty doctors or because she was already frighteningly overweight at 6 and 12.
I guess it will forever remain a mystery.

It's remarkable how every single doctor some of these people have ever met is either an evil mastermind or an incompetent yokel. They never seem to run into a middle-of-his-class, regular guy doctor.

Don't they only give children appetite suppressants if the child in question is exceptional
Look at her. What do you think?
 
I wonder when obese people will start arguing their disability qualifies them for the special Olympics,
They can try, but unless they can submit a checkable history of competition and times, (which they can't because that would involve getting off their asses) we should be safe.

I would pay cash money to see a special obesity Olympics though. Events could include the 20 yard waddle, high speed sofa standing, 30 stair climb, two hour fasting and competitive whining.
 
I dunno, maybe if you've fatted yourself out of seatbelts you can purchase your own seatbelt extender and keep it with you? Verify it's actually universal? Because, ya know, having had many vehicles of many different makes... there's not so many differences in seat belts that your "universal" seatbelt extender wouldn't function. Or did jaebae outfat that, too, and doesn't like to admit it?

I'd like to see a regulation stating that the driver of a ride-share vehicle should cancel the ride if their fatty can't get the seatbelt buckled and doesn't have his or her very own seatbelt extender that fits them, and receive a deposit/fee for their trouble in meeting up with Fatty McFatterson, paid for by said fatty obviously.

I was reminded of Julie knew her killer (NSFW)
Not that any of them would care about the safety of others.
 
What worries me is the use of animals by people where the person’s weight could seriously hurt them.

Think horses, donkeys, mobility assist dogs, service dogs, and such.

It’s not fatphobic, it is for the animal’s safety and well-being. You WILL hurt the horse or dog by putting or leaning too much weight on it.

There’s a local FA to me who also has a disability and got a (very large) mobility assistance dog, so it could more easily handle her weight. He washed out with pain and joint problems after just a couple years. Imagine causing lifelong pain and debility to a thinking being that only wants to help you, rather than change one’s lifestyle.
 
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