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Yeah, but he doesn’t have a story about a cool guy overcoming his disability. We all know that it would be an automatic panty-dropper for Heidi.
Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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The "fancy footwork" was from when he was still set on auditioning and took a picture of his feet in the mirror. He literally commented on him "doing his fancy footwork" which he thought would nab him a win.
Oh yeah. What woman couldn't help but get wet on seeing that greasy homunculus shamble onto the stage, mush mouth something about his plights and play the keytar while inspirational quotes and images play on the screen behind him.
Then at the climax you have an image of Russtard dressed in a rented tuxedo holding a bunch of gas station flowers with the caption, "say yes Heidi". Then he pulls out the same flowers from behind him and Heidi runs up on stage and sucks him his penis right there while the audience breaks into a standing ovation and the rest of the judges hit the golden buzzer at the same time.
And you just know that he's imagined something like that happening before.
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Thinking back to his audition, I'm kind of glad Russ didn't make it and that he wasn't humiliated on TV. Not because I don't like seeing him humiliated, but that kind of massive, public blow to his ego would've broken him. He probably would've killed himself in shame (or sued everyone who laughed at him).
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Nah, I think he would have bounced back. He's not only a malignant narcissist, but he's also a retard and they tend to bounce back from things that would typically crush a normal person. He might have gone silent for a while, but he would have eventually come back and twisted things around in his head to where he did everything perfect and is just a victim of mean ol' bullies and bigots.
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The head-tightening would be so bad, his gourd of a head would implode right there onstage,
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If he got on stage and DID get a hug from Heidi, I imagine he would've pulled her in close to him trying to grab her butt and slobber-kiss her.
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he would have been too busy trying to hide that he shot a load.
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while russell is being quiet, ailor swift has covered his absolute banger, i get DON’T GET you:
retarded joke of my own making
fam, they have already blocked my stupid ass video. RIP. press F
retarded joke of my own making
fam, they have already blocked my stupid ass video. RIP. press F
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It's either back or was never blocked.
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Russell posted these on his story today. I didn't see anything in the lawsuit thread so not sure what it relates to but these are def pity posts for attention
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Ah, "Office Space". Love that movie but the joke is lost on him especially since he's using a double negative meaning he should change for everybody.
And maybe if he changed things would go better for him. But no. Easier to just stay the course and hope for the best right? I mean it's got to pay off some day right?
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He actually said he was practicing his "foot moves" which is far more absurd.
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Russ has more thoughts on why this extremely historic and religious county MUST let him have his hookers and also run a brothel right in town. He also doesn't really know what double standards are.
He definitely would have debated against the woman opposed to prostitution, but he didn't go to the meeting and instead chose to stay home and post his arguments on Facebook and Instagram where she will never see them and can't argue back.
He's also confident he's going to win the vote, albeit probably by a narrow margin. Because "fearmongering."
He definitely would have debated against the woman opposed to prostitution, but he didn't go to the meeting and instead chose to stay home and post his arguments on Facebook and Instagram where she will never see them and can't argue back.
He's also confident he's going to win the vote, albeit probably by a narrow margin. Because "fearmongering."
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Idk, I am of the fringe opinion that it'd be rather swell to not stalk woman.
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"Fear tactics". The fucking up of common turns of phrases continues. This time he seems to be confusing scare tactics with fearmongering. It's almost a talent.
Also, he's thinks going to win the election(??) by "50.1 to 49%"??
Add math to the list of things Russell sucks at. And getting a ballot measure passed is not "winning an election". Fuckin' idiot.
Also, he's thinks going to win the election(??) by "50.1 to 49%"??
Add math to the list of things Russell sucks at. And getting a ballot measure passed is not "winning an election". Fuckin' idiot.
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russ didn’t go to the meeting because last time he went to a county commission meeting to fight for brothels, he got another good old smackdown (edit: russ’s contribution starts on p. 6, ironically): https://cms2.revize.com/revize/esmeraldanew/February 20th, 2024 Approved Minutes.pdf
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Why would he change when it's obvious that he's right and the rest of the world is full of dumb fatty mcpatties that don't even have a degree and hate the disabled?
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How far is this idiots non existent address from Lincoln County anyway? Is he even a resident?