Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Flashback to March 2023 when Nick commiserated with MANdy over Nick's Kiwi Farms thread, with Nick saying "Mandy, they also think I put on the Vegas show to have swinger sex...."

Now Nick's live show co-host Camelot ADMITS that Rekieta procured prostitutes during the trip!

The nigger doth protest too much, methinks.

Sweet sweet vindication.

 

[Tablet County]

His face went red like he knew he was at risk of getting the "I hope Camelot makes a million dollars" treatment.

I'd be excited, seeing as everybody Nick's wished a million dollars to has attained great success.

 

[FinnSven]

Yeah, it sounds like a hyperbole on top of a junkie talk. That price seems way off anyway, like they made the calc to reach the final tally (20k) they already thought it was true. I can be wrong tho, don´t know the cost of it anymore. Also, the 20k could include K and molly as well...

Or some pusher is just fleecing them because they are dumb posh fuckers with money to take.

Stock traders I used to know way overpaid for coke in general. All a dealer had to do was tell them it was pure uncut shit and a 40 squids lottery ticket wrap of shit London Coke tripled in price.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think there is any approval for CBD for anything medical, certainly not as a painkiller. People said that cannabis could treat cancer which is complete bullshit; CBD is just another health fad that has a marketing boost from the Cannabis connection.

Epidiolex is FDA approved, and mainly prescribed for mild seizure disorders. Most of it is OTC, though, like aspirin or naproxen, and does more or less what those do but without the ridiculous level of liver toxicity, stomach bleeds, etc. caused by other NSAIDs.

 

[Windy Moors]

This image is gross. Please spoiler it, or like... I dunno, never post it again. Lol.

Done. Apologies for not spoilering. That post is cursed. I took the original and linked to a user, that turns out to be a pedo.

Can we have TPD please?

 

[AnOminous]

The myth of junky Hitler was popular in both the US (where drugs are always used to demonize opponents) and in Germany, as the ex Wehrmacht officers could use it to foster the myth that they totally wouldn’t have lost the war if it wasn’t for that weirdo Hitler, and it was all his fault.

Pretty sure he also did Pervitin (like most people involved directly in the war effort). At the time, they even put that stuff in chocolate bars.

Incidentally, someone who very nearly fucked up the entire world because of drug abuse was John F. Kennedy, who was on a concoction of amphetamines and other dumb bullshit while at Vienna, purportedly for back pain, but it wore off, giving Khrushchev the impression of weakness, which is why he felt emboldened to go to the brink of war over the missiles in Cuba.

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

Pervitin wasn’t amphetamine, though it was a stimulant.

Sources say it was an early form of methamphetamine. They mostly stopped using it after some bad results.

 

[Desktop User2]

If these drug expenses are true in conjunction with his other retarded frivolities, it gives some credence for his claim of not being a trust fund baby - besides the houses and the tuitions: he spends like he is nigger rich since the channel boom.

 

[GaryGray]

Not to mention I've been lurking here before you were even old enough to use the internet; and the Chan's before then.

Take your dial up modem go back to whatever telnet hole you crawled out of and stay there.

 

[Tablet County]

Pretty sure he also did Pervitin (like most people involved directly in the war effort). At the time, they even put that stuff in chocolate bars.
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Incidentally, someone who very nearly fucked up the entire world because of drug abuse was John F. Kennedy, who was on a concoction of amphetamines and other dumb bullshit while at Vienna, purportedly for back pain, but it wore off, giving Khrushchev the impression of weakness, which is why he felt emboldened to go to the brink of war over the missiles in Cuba.

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

Sources say it was an early form of methamphetamine. They mostly stopped using it after some bad results.

"President does drugs—nearly causes apocalypse" isn't something I ever thought I'd hear in real life.

 

[Edilg]

Did Nick do another Jokals stream last night? I was busy gaming le epic style!

 

[SusanHassle]

I vaguely remember this too. Unless it's in the thread it might be hard to find, especially if it was on Rumble only.

The nigger doth protest too much, methinks.

Sweet sweet vindication.

So, I scrubbed through a post-Vegas stream with Camelot and Nick to find any more clues to the prostitutes. No luck HOWEVER

• At about 55:05 Nick explains his tooth implant. His tooth was knocked out by a dog. Yes, a dog. How does a dog knock out a tooth exactly?
• From about 1:08:00 - 1:27:00 he copes in great detail regarding swinging lifestyles being unhealthy. It's remarkable to watch in hindsight.

 

[AnOminous]

You might be subsisting on a ten bag, but if you bought an eightball once, you're telling everyone you were using an eightball a day.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

If these drug expenses are true in conjunction with his other retarded frivolities, it gives some credence for his claim of not being a trust fund baby - besides the houses and the tuitions: he spends like he is nigger rich since the channel boom.

No, it gives more credence to being a trust fund recipient, not a trust baby though. Nick having to answer for expenses to his parents, or accountants overseeing the trust, for his funding. Trust fund accountants weren’t going to green light an $30k a month invoice for coke, hookers and Hedo 2 weekends. When Nick finally had his own money to spend he spent like he was nigger rich.

I’ve wondered how he got the second house next door green light. It wasn’t a law school graduation gift. I’m assuming the fifth child made it totally reasonable request to have another, bigger house. Seems like the new house came around the same time as the last baby. The current house they are in was before the big bucks streaming success. Maybe it was that basement room that made it a necessity for Nick’s new career. Or was it because the new house could have the sex dungeon of his dreams?

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

Can't this be used by the prosecution in Nick's case?

Not unless he has good reason to know (hearing something through the Youtuber grapevine isn't sufficient) and is willing to testify against Nick.

"Some retard on the Internet alleged something against the defendant on his faggy livestream" is not admissible in court.

 

[mister fireworks]

Theres a fairly new book called "blitzed" that used Morrell's diaries as its primary source. Hitler was most certainly a drug addict for most of the war, but if I remember correctly it was morphine and not stimulants that were administered to him liberally by his doctor. Obviously, as the war progressed he became more dependent on the drugs. Regular opioid use is necessarily progressive, so it was inevitable for him to die a drug addict. The stress of the war probably didnt help either. Although the book was criticized by the constant kike chorus of bitching that the characterization of the high ranking German officials as drug addicts instead of the prevailing narrative that they were all sociopathic cartoonishly evil villains, the aurthor made pains to state and re-state over and over that this drug use didn't make them any less morally culpable. Really, the book didn't have much interesting information at all except for the stuff about Hitler's doctor. To say that his injections were "harmless" is laughable because Morell was a proper quack who convinced Hitler- the vegetarian-to take regular doses of what was essentially rendering waste from animal processing plants. Worse than snake oil even, since it was the fat and oil from slaughtered animals rather than just saline solution or some other inert substance sold on its supposed magical properties. Hitler also bitched at his subordinates until they were all doing it.

 

[NotAlfred]

No, it gives more credence to being a trust fund recipient, not a trust baby though. Nick having to answer for expenses to his parents, or accountants overseeing the trust, for his funding. Trust fund accountants weren’t going to green light an $30k a month invoice for coke, hookers and Hedo 2 weekends. When Nick finally had his own money to spend he spent like he was nigger rich.

I’ve wondered how he got the second house next door green light. It wasn’t a law school graduation gift. I’m assuming the fifth child made it totally reasonable request to have another, bigger house. Seems like the new house came around the same time as the last baby. The current house they are in was before the big bucks streaming success. Maybe it was that basement room that made it a necessity for Nick’s new career. Or was it because the new house could have the sex dungeon of his dreams?

Isn't Ty Beard the lawyer managing that fund? Makes me wonder how it's handled, given they're seemingly such good friends.

 

[Peace Through Power]

From about 1:08:00 - 1:27:00 he copes in great detail regarding swinging lifestyles being unhealthy. It's remarkable to watch in hindsight.

There are a lot of old clips of Nick saying all sorts of sane things. He really is an entirely different person

 

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[Desktop User2]

No, it gives more credence to being a trust fund recipient, not a trust baby though. Nick having to answer for expenses to his parents, or accountants overseeing the trust, for his funding. Trust fund accountants weren’t going to green light an $30k a month invoice for coke, hookers and Hedo 2 weekends. When Nick finally had his own money to spend he spent like he was nigger rich.

I’ve wondered how he got the second house next door green light. It wasn’t a law school graduation gift. I’m assuming the fifth child made it totally reasonable request to have another, bigger house. Seems like the new house came around the same time as the last baby. The current house they are in was before the big bucks streaming success. Maybe it was that basement room that made it a necessity for Nick’s new career. Or was it because the new house could have the sex dungeon of his dreams?

you dont need a lot of space for a sex dungeon, just creativity and a deviant Chinese man.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Morbid curiosity got the better of me. I looked up a video of the Balldo in action. I am now fully convinced Rekeita should be tried for crimes against humanity and publicly executed.

I'm not going to link it, but the very first clip that's listed when you search for balldo on XHamster pretty much demonstrates what I couldn't quite accurately visualize on my own how it works. If you're a fan of seeing a dude's balls being grotesquely stretched check it out to the end, that load he blows is fucking huge.