Off-Topic Deathfat Encounters IRL - This thread is not your personal army.

[Sonalee Rashitwar]

Woman I worked with before my field largely went remote. Was actually so disgusted with her and her habits and greed in an open office that she was my intro into anti-FA content and to living healthier generally. Also leads me to encourage family to be healthier, because I am not caring for someone in that state.

Quite short, practically a sphere, and was mostly on a motorized scooter except for sitting at her desk. No one wanted to sit next to her, because:

1. Had a not overpowering but noticeable miasma;

2. Would need a lot of physical space for her body, her chair, and her desk stuff (had a fan and lots of other shit on top of her desk);

3. Would frequently run desk fan on high and make her area cold/windy to a more normal person;

4. Frequently enough to be annoying, maybe 1-3 times a day, would ask for some small physical favor because she couldn’t pick up something she dropped/plug a charger in behind a desk or similar.

Thanks Karen, I guess. Yes, she was actually one and lived up to that. I have lots of stories specific to her and office goings-on. Glad to be WFH now. Pets can’t be more annoying than she is!

 

[Jyuu]

3. Would frequently run desk fan on high and make her area cold/windy to a more normal person;

hahahaha that bitch was seal-maxxing

I encountered a deathfat as a kid, my friend's grandmother weighed about 500 pounds, had a full mustache, and basically only ate filet 'o fishes (with extra tartar sauce)... not a terrible woman, but definitely quite unhealthy, wishing her extra fries wherever she is.

 

[thejackal2]

Went to get my caffeine and was feeling a bit more than just some shit so went to the nice deli nearby. Anna sized woman and her shorter, boogie sized male partner (I think it was male) waddle in in front of me. I'm already pissed because I just want coffee and I know these two are going to fuck up my plans to get in and out quick.

Thank god the fat bitch said to her partner "oh wow there's so much to order" (or words to that effect) and he motioned for me to go in front of them. They were greedily still eye fucking the menu board as I walked out with my coffee.

 

[RunRufusRun]

Stopped at a different grocery store.
Walk in and before I could turn my music on,no need to hear whatever the slackjaw locals are talking about,I spotted Shamu.
No really she was at least 400lbs and in black and white clothing.
She was sitting on a scooter arguing with what I think was one of the tards they hire to fetch carts.
Telling him how the panel is wrong and he needed to charge this one cause it wasn't moving.
Never mind those scooters usually got a weight limit of 350lbs.
Never mind that as I walked by I could smell a burning smell.
She was sure the thing wasn't charged enough to move her 8 foot wide ass.
Get my stuff. Go to check out and see now she using a walker to head out. And loudly yelling on her phone about how she was never shopping here again. They hate fat people.

YOU FUCKING FAT CUNT! ITS A FUCKING GROCERY STORE THEY LOVE FAT FUCKS LIKE YOU!
Fuck off and choke on a hamsamitch Mama Cass Jr.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

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Stopped at a different grocery store.
Walk in and before I could turn my music on,no need to hear whatever the slackjaw locals are talking about,I spotted Shamu.
No really she was at least 400lbs and in black and white clothing.
She was sitting on a scooter arguing with what I think was one of the tards they hire to fetch carts.
Telling him how the panel is wrong and he needed to charge this one cause it wasn't moving.
Never mind those scooters usually got a weight limit of 350lbs.
Never mind that as I walked by I could smell a burning smell.
She was sure the thing wasn't charged enough to move her 8 foot wide ass.
Get my stuff. Go to check out and see now she using a walker to head out. And loudly yelling on her phone about how she was never shopping here again. They hate fat people.

YOU FUCKING FAT CUNT! ITS A FUCKING GROCERY STORE THEY LOVE FAT FUCKS LIKE YOU!
Fuck off and choke on a hamsamitch Mama Cass Jr.

Akschooly, mama cass died of a heart attack. Her people said she choked because they didn’t want rumors going around that she died of an overdose. She akschooly didn’t have drugs in her system at all though either. She had a ham sandwich by her bed she had never taken a bite off.

 

[Bees]

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Akschooly, mama cass died of a heart attack. Her people said she choked because they didn’t want rumors going around that she died of an overdose. She akschooly didn’t have drugs in her system at all though either. She had a ham sandwich by her bed she had never taken a bite off.

Cass Elliot, who was shockingly fat for her time, had a top weight of 250 lbs. she was smaller than that when she died. Case Elliot was barely Ricki Lake fat.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Stopped at a different grocery store.
Walk in and before I could turn my music on,no need to hear whatever the slackjaw locals are talking about,I spotted Shamu.
No really she was at least 400lbs and in black and white clothing.
She was sitting on a scooter arguing with what I think was one of the tards they hire to fetch carts.
Telling him how the panel is wrong and he needed to charge this one cause it wasn't moving.
Never mind those scooters usually got a weight limit of 350lbs.
Never mind that as I walked by I could smell a burning smell.
She was sure the thing wasn't charged enough to move her 8 foot wide ass.
Get my stuff. Go to check out and see now she using a walker to head out. And loudly yelling on her phone about how she was never shopping here again. They hate fat people.

YOU FUCKING FAT CUNT! ITS A FUCKING GROCERY STORE THEY LOVE FAT FUCKS LIKE YOU!
Fuck off and choke on a hamsamitch Mama Cass Jr.

That happened in a store I worked in, woman was so fat the cart wouldn't budge, and started bitching it didn't work.
One of the produce guys gets on it, and it ran fine. She then started bitching the store needed carts that could carry her weight, but the capacity was 350 pounds.

 

[I call shenanigans]

That happened in a store I worked in, woman was so fat the cart wouldn't budge, and started bitching it didn't work.
One of the produce guys gets on it, and it ran fine. She then started bitching the store needed carts that could carry her weight, but the capacity was 350 pounds.

I don’t understand why you even offer motorised carts. We don’t do that in Australia (outside of the few Costco stores we have, and those carts are always out of action). People that need motorised carts have to either provide their own, or in the really large malls they can sometimes be hired, but have to be returned to the hiring point to get your deposit back. They aren’t going to let a deathfat on one though that isn’t rated appropriately for their size. The truly disabled know this, and have their own that they either ride to the store, or have fold up ones that fit in their car boots.

 

[RunRufusRun]

I don’t understand why you even offer motorised carts. We don’t do that in Australia (outside of the few Costco stores we have, and those carts are always out of action). People that need motorised carts have to either provide their own, or in the really large malls they can sometimes be hired, but have to be returned to the hiring point to get your deposit back. They aren’t going to let a deathfat on one though that isn’t rated appropriately for their size. The truly disabled know this, and have their own that they either ride to the store, or have fold up ones that fit in their car boots.

It started off stores had them for the elderly that had trouble walking.
And it was suppose to be only for them or people with a handicap.
Then the hamplanets started using them. Stores won't tell them to not use them.

 

[Trombonista]

Maybe if the deathfats were forced to walk through the store, they'd lose some weight.

 

[DavidS877]

It started off stores had them for the elderly that had trouble walking.
And it was suppose to be only for them or people with a handicap.
Then the hamplanets started using them. Stores won't tell them to not use them.

Man, now I want to sell stores a load cell they can install under the seat that will just beep if it's overloaded. Maybe a nice voice "Cart overloaded, please reduce loading."

 

[RunRufusRun]

Man, now I want to sell stores a load cell they can install under the seat that will just beep if it's overloaded. Maybe a nice voice "Cart overloaded, please reduce loading."

It wouldnt work. Employees and landwhales would ignore it.

Had one I know ask me how I lost weight over the past 2 years.
Told them eating 3 balanced meals a day. Cutting excess calories and working out at least 30 minutes each day.
Their reply was they were gonna get on one of those new weight loss drugs.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Stores won't tell them to not use them.

Well they should. When they don’t they are providing equipment not suitable for purpose. I would imagine that if a deathfat was injured by one collapsing under them, the store could be liable. I guess they are lucky that the first point of damage is going to be the motor burning out, not the frame collapsing.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Maybe if the deathfats were forced to walk through the store, they'd lose some weight.

They'd just buy a swiss roll, a family-sized pack of corn chips, and a gallon of soda to offset the ~15 minutes of strenuous exercise (ie, strolling around in a flat, air-conditioned environment) they just did.

 

[Haram-Habibi]

Maybe if the deathfats were forced to walk through the store, they'd lose some weight.

Nah. Instacart and Walmart Plus delivery people might make a few extra bucks if they switched to ordering online. (I doubt they'd be generous tippers, though.)

 

[Clostridium Botulinum]

I just remembered one from my job as a bartender. It wasn't just one. It was 6 (3 couples.) All of them spilled over the seats with their rolls and the heaviest was on a wheelchair. Not one of them weighed less than 260 lbs.

Anyways, as soon as the second heaviest one sat down on the stool, it buckled and sank just a little. All of them order soda and got at least 3 refills.

Now onto the food. OH GOD THE FOOD.

All 6 of them get their own deep fried appetizer. Think loaded fries, mozz sticks, onion rings, fried pretzel bites with cheese, etc... and all 6 get a variation of burgers, tendies, and grilled cheeses. All with fries. Not a single non-fried vegetable on those trays. Everyone who got a burger asked for me to hold the garden.

Halfway during their invasion of a fryer-oil rich sandnigger country, all of them ask for a full appetizer basket of fries/rings. And they didn't leave one morsel save a few crumbs and grease stained parchment papers. The most disgusting part of their calorie crusade was watching the boyfriend of the wheelchair bound one stuff fries and tendies into the latter's face.

That party makes me believe in sumptuary laws again and I've never looked at my workplace's otherwise amazing food the same way again.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I have only vague memories of this as it was a LONG ASS time ago, but I remember attending a work party as a young computer salesman for a Canadian electronics chain that dosen't exist anymore, it had been catered by some sub shop or another and had provided a number of very generous 'super-size' 10-ft long subs chopped into human-size portions. One of the car audio salesmen named Charlie was fucking HUGE but I had never witnessed anything piggish about the man, until then.

Once he got a couple drinks in him, he cordoned off and ate BY HIMSELF one of the half-dozen or so giant ten-footer loaded subs that had been laid on to cater the whole party, consisting of salesmen and women from about 10 locations and a number of client company representatives. He didn't leave so much as a goddamn smear of mayo.

Management was so disgusted he was hauled up and given a ream-out for doing that infront of industry reps as well as just looking bad to everyone, and he was banned from any and all future staff events as apparently this wasn't the first time, just the worst time he had made such a massive pig of himself.

I am sure he's dead now. The Beetus and the Congestive Heart Failure must have already been at work on his 450+lb ass.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

it was a LONG ASS time ago

In current year he would have been able to sue for disability discrimination or some shit. I miss the old days.

 

[Trombonista]

In current year he would have been able to sue for disability discrimination or some shit. I miss the old days.

Yeah, but would he have actually won? I don't know of any disability that requires a ten-foot subway sandwich as accommodation.

 

[Plague Flea]

Once he got a couple drinks in him, he cordoned off and ate BY HIMSELF one of the half-dozen or so giant ten-footer loaded subs that had been laid on to cater the whole party, consisting of salesmen and women from about 10 locations and a number of client company representatives.

So the Homer’s sandwich episode of the Simpson was based on a real event?