Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Lubby Smith]

What do Nick's detractors want?

Nick has been exposed as a shameless sociopathic conman who traumatized his children so he could do drugs and bang whores. Any apologizing will be self-serving bullshit. There's no going back to the old days. Nick should relinquish his parental rights and have his parents adopt the kids, divorce Kayla, and lean into the drugs and degeneracy.

This would be the best thing for all parties involved:

1. Nick. He's always been a degenerate. He loves having fun. He hates incel prudes and cuckservatives. He hates all the obligations that come with five kids. For Nick, getting sober and being a responsible husband/father would be a tedious charade, whereas traveling the globe to do drugs, bang hookers, and talk to interesting people would be a dream come true.

2. Kayla. She can move in with her family, take a multitude of prescription drugs, and watch Star Trek for the rest of her life and be pleased as punch. She won't even notice the kids being gone.

3. The kids. They'll thrive living with rich, doting grandparents in Florida. They won't have to deal with two overbearing, creepy, recovering addicts trying to make up for their reprehensible behavior.

4. Viewers like you. Unrepentant libertine Nick streams would be way more kino than reformed junkie, sober Nick streams.

 

[AnOminous]

They need that in the documents. Nick can't punish the kids as CPS is involved and has them. And CPS reacts very badly to punishing the kids over such things.

So far as I know CPS has done absolutely nothing so far. The kids are obviously out of the house but not because of CPS. They arrested Kayla well after Nick, so I assume she was making arrangements. So long as they're safe from Nick and Kayla, though, CPS is not going to see any emergency. They'll investigate until they're done and only then will they come down like a ton of bricks.

Sorry if I'm late in posting this, but did you guys see how Nick again openly insulted his town and the prosecution in his case on his latest stream? He calls his town "Bumpkinville, Minnesota," and he says the prosecutor "still has to learn how to type."

He's the dumb fuck who LIVES there so what does that make him?

Nice self-own by the corpulent faggot.

From my perspective, he's pretty easy to understand.

If you've seen one drunken drug addict, you've seen 'em all. Same copes, same lies, same unwarranted self-assurance.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Can we have a nose like we can mark people's posts with for suspected noseguarding? It'd be kind of like a Mafia/Werewolf in thread minigame.

Some kind of icon of someone's hands washing a balldo. Just to identify the balldo washers easier.

 

[dustnight]

Has anyone FOIA-ed his speeding tickets? Perhaps that's why Null raised twice the sum the county quoted for the arrests? If so, there is not enough popcorn. I need to stock up.

Edit to add: April's speeding ticket too.

I might reframe the question if I may be so bold.

What do Nick's detractors want? (I can't believe I'm quoting Camelot, but sometimes the dumbest people ask the smartest questions.) From mild to severe:

• Accountability and apology?
• Shame?
• Rehab?
• Cancellation?
• Prison?
• Suicide? Given the number of "Kill Yourself" posts on this thread since 5/23 that's clearly in the mix.

As for me, a newcomer, I think accountability and rehab are essential. I also choose option #1 in your post. I am a softie and believe strongly in redemption. Nick was uniquely charismatic, engaging, sometimes intelligent, and entertaining. He is also a selfish junkie and probably a malignant narcissist. Many things can be true, and all that.

I don't know about his detractors but I think he should sit down and have a nice glass of whiskey

 

[polar bear]

Some kind of icon of someone's hands washing a balldo. Just to identify the balldo washers easier.

Happy merchant rubbing his hands balldo
YES
DO IT

 

[Potatoherder]

Seems like Nick will forever be the face of Lawtube. Anyone not 100% pro Nick is now anti-Lawtube.

https://x.com/TheDUIGuyPlus/status/1799872714888696253

https://archive.ph/DFlUb

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

So far as I know CPS has done absolutely nothing so far. The kids are obviously out of the house but not because of CPS. They arrested Kayla well after Nick, so I assume she was making arrangements. So long as they're safe from Nick and Kayla, though, CPS is not going to see any emergency. They'll investigate until they're done and only then will they come down like a ton of bricks.

Reading the police report, it sounds like the CPS lady was on scene helping Kayla sort the kids out. I find it hard to believe they're not involved already.

Nick's comment about "having to go do things" sounds very much like "I have to comply with the CPS case plan"

 

[tiffanytwisted]

Can we have a nose like we can mark people's posts with for suspected noseguarding?

Lmao we would 100% forget the balldo origins of a nose sticker within a week and just use it as the Jewish version of “Islamic content”

Is Nick on Ozempic or something? It's like all the fat has drained out of is skin and he looks a bit deathly.

That’s just what cocaine does to you, it’s truly the OG ozempic. Stimulant abuse doesn’t just make your stomach sunken in, it makes every bit of your body gaunt. I’ve seen bad chronic crack/meth addicts get to the point where they literally look like a skeleton - no fat in the face, just the clear outline of a skull with a thin layer of skin coating it. It’s haunting looking. And probably in Nick’s future since I fully believe he’s too retarded to pull up.

Why do pugs exist?

Spoiler: Pug Sperging

They exist in their current state because humans are retarded and value looks above health. But why do people want them? Because they’re actually really stellar family pets. They’re a companion breed, bred just to love you with no real purpose besides that, which is good if you want a low-drive, non-aggressive, low maintenance dog. They don’t have the prey drive of most dogs meaning they can be around your cats, livestock, and smaller animals without wanting to harm them. They usually have no aggressive tendencies and are bomb proof with kids of all ages. They aren’t super active and don’t require tons of walks or a huge backyard to run in. All round a very good dog for elderly people, families with small children, and people who have farm animals or keep birds/rodents/etc as pets.
Most are poorly bred these days and health issues run rampant. But the temperament of a pug is so stellar, I love them either way. Sweet, innocent, loving little mongrels. Balldo doesn’t deserve his.

 

[keke]

Obviously none of this is news to me, but having seen an old Rekieta clip just now of him reviewing sex toys on another channel, I remembered his porn addiction thing again.

He was doing the Christian family man larp monologue-ing on partnerships, family values, and his role in leading the family. Meanwhile, he is a self-admitted porn addict, has a bunch of sex toys for him and his wife, was fucking prostitutes on the side, swinging in the his children’s home. This is before we mention substance abuse.

This isn’t oh no, poor Nick, addiction is a disease. This is a narcissistic scum piece of shit that had children and a wife, then realised he hated them and decided their lives are worth less than his desires.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

So do you mean he could've started this trend by getting e.g. Kayla to send them from different accounts, up until the rest of the audience picked it up and continued?

No, he means that he encouraged it by featuring it so prominently.

A little surprised to not see this mentioned. While I am curious about the state of the house on this bodycam, I am personally more interested in the audio. I want to know just how belligerent he was, I want to be a fly on the wall and hear the real Nick when he’s under pressure and not putting on a mask for an audience. God knows he can’t stop running his mouth and I hope we get something juicy out of it.

Null has already said that the audio and faces of parties non-consenting to the release of the footage may be garbled and blurred, so the only thing we can be certain of receiving in the censored video is the state of the house.

Reading the police report, it sounds like the CPS lady was on scene helping Kayla sort the kids out. I find it hard to believe they're not involved already.

Nick's comment about "having to go do things" sounds very much like "I have to comply with the CPS case plan"

Alisha Sweeper, the government janny! Here to clean it up and take your kids away!

 

[Sammich]

I still haven't got a satisfactory answer on why they hate Eric beyond 'groid in comics'

Couple factors really, mostly jealousy though. Eric makes a lot more money on his comics, and delivered them on time. I don't really feel confident to judge the quality, but they are just as good as anything dick's gaggle of faggots put out. And to add to all that, Eric is black.

 

[ffo kcuF]

Do you think Nick will go so far as to punish his children for being mentioned in the warrant as complaining about neglect?

Nick will be holding it against them for years in his usual jokey passive aggressive way.

"Have a good day at school kids, did you shower 4 times and eat breakfast?, don't want you telling everyone your hungry, neglected and stinky... haha, lol, just kidding"

 

[LovisXVI]

Lmao we would 100% forget the balldo origins of a nose sticker within a week and just use it as the Jewish version of “Islamic content”

You say that like it would be a bad thing. I for one support it.

they are just as good as anything dick's gaggle of faggots put out.

Existent things tend to better than non-existent things, I think we can all agree on that. When is the next issue coming out @FROG?

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

Seems like Nick will forever be the face of Lawtube. Anyone not 100% pro Nick is now anti-Lawtube.
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https://x.com/TheDUIGuyPlus/status/1799872714888696253

https://archive.ph/DFlUb

Ironic, as Nick declared his dislike for Lawtube, as a concept, in the past:

(archive)

 

[Fougaro]

I might reframe the question if I may be so bold.

What do Nick's detractors want? (I can't believe I'm quoting Camelot, but sometimes the dumbest people ask the smartest questions.) From mild to severe:

• Accountability and apology?
• Shame?
• Rehab?
• Cancellation?
• Prison?
• Suicide? Given the number of "Kill Yourself" posts on this thread since 5/23 that's clearly in the mix.

To go to rehab, get his shit together and - provided this saga doesn't end with a long prison sentence - start living a life that befits an actual adult.

Will he do it? Depends on how much he sees this situation as a long overdue wakeup call.

 

[The_Red_Man]

Seems like Nick will forever be the face of Lawtube. Anyone not 100% pro Nick is now anti-Lawtube.
View attachment 6070943

https://x.com/TheDUIGuyPlus/status/1799872714888696253

https://archive.ph/DFlUb

Lmao what a fucking soy.

BRO IT'S JUST LIKE MY COMIC BOOK MOVIES

 

[200MB]

The nigger doth protest too much, methinks.

Sweet sweet vindication.

Edited this together with the recent Camelot clip. I really wonder if Nick wanted Camelot to have a go on the hookers before he did lmao.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

Why do pugs exist?

More importantly, what were Hitler's views on pugs.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

Kirsche is going in on Coomalot and some rackets atm over Coomalot being creepy and butthurt mindset banned him

 

[Honey's Dead]

More importantly, what were Hitler's views on pugs.

Are the pugs Jewish?

As for Coomalot I am never surprised what that Himbo does.