Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[NotADrunkLawyer]

From what I can tell the black man hurt daxs pet pedos fee fees and now dax an co are going scorched earth trying fuck with him. EVS is simple gay man jealousy.

From what I’ve gathered recently, at this point I don’t know how dick isn’t as commonly known as much of a lolcow as Maddox was post BPITU. From what I can tell Dick is probably even more pathetic than Maddox ever was.

I remember Dick just being this kinda funny libertarian guy. But I tried to listen to his podcast again recently and I got through about 10 minutes of them talking about that comic book bullshit and had to turn it off.

 

[KingofSomething]

Can somebody give a quick “pretend (or know) I’m a retard” level explanation why Dick and company all hate this July fellow? I haven’t kept up with dickhead lore for a long time now, but from what I can tell some black dude made a comic dick doesn’t like and now they just won’t leave the dude the fuck alone?

Is there more to this or…?

I answered this earlier in the Comicsgate thread but I can give the cliffnotes here too

• Eric has Vito on one of his debate streams. Eric eventually catches on that Vito is just there to grift his comic and mutes him every time he tries to shill it and makes sure his name is never mentioned anywhere on the video.
• Isom 1 has a successful 1st campaign
• Dax shows up on the Flashcast and shit talks both Eric and his comic
• Nina Infinity calls him out on not actually reading the comic at that point and pressures him into reading it
• Tries to play nice with Eric who shows up later who now wants nothing to do with a guy that came at him unprovoked
• Dax tries to give genuine criticism on a later podcast, but Eric has no interest at that point and doesn't believe it's in good faith, EVS tells Eric to take the criticism anyway.
• Dax declares TND on Eric and tries to turn him into the new Maddox
• Starts criticizing everything Eric does with his pet retard Vtio and encourages shit like Riley going to Eric's warehouse, accusing Eric of charity fraud, instigating the Ministry lawsuit and laughing at Riley and other Dickheads going to Eric's ancestor's grave to fuck with it.
• In between all of that, Eric calls out Nick on clearly being less of critical of Dax and crew fucking with Eric and instead focusing on Eric's reaction while claiming to be impartial. Nick has 6 hour seethestream over Eric him calling a non-practicing lawyer
• Eric also messages EVS saying it's not cool to platform people actively fucking with him while trying to justify their actions and wants to talk it out
• Months later EVS decides this message was actually a "threat" and also declares TND on Eric
• Since they're all mindless drones, the rest of CG follows suit and pretends they never liked Eric or his comics despite numerous videos and tweets saying otherwise
• Eric at some point learns or is told to stop engaging and starts focusing on his business more while Dax, EVS, and Nick scream into the void

 

[Lain of the Wired]

I don't know if anyone else speculated this, but if he's got a towel wrapped around him, seems to have something wrong with his eyes, and looks freshly washed, there's a possibility he got pepper sprayed inside.

That would be hilarious. Screw the rekitia footage, i want to see that.

 

[sillybillyguy]

This is what being terminally online does to people.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Eric July is not afraid of Riley. I'm not saying this to gas up Eric, I'm saying that because no one in their right mind would ever be afraid of someone who couldn't down Ethan Oliver Ralph in a fist fight despite getting the first blow with a running start.

 

[NotADrunkLawyer]

That would be hilarious. Screw the rekitia footage, i want to see that.

At this rate we are gonna have 10 hour compilations of police bodycam footage from people in the dickiverse being arrested.

 

[Fleetwood]

Anyone posted riley's mugshots yet? Mugshots were not on the screenshot I've seen circulating on X etc.

https://justice1.dentoncounty.gov/PublicAccess/JailingDetail.aspx?JailingID=410828

 

[Doug S]

There’s sites that capture OF photos and videos. Some of the more paywall stuff isn’t posted but the photos of Mint just feels dirty. Not like kinky dirty but gross grimy and there’s always that awful troon lighting that further adds a mental feeling that doesn’t go with horny or sexual arousal

So, she has the free profile @ autisticboobs and then a paid tier @ titsmintsalad.

And she might be trying to get Riley bail money because she was last seen 43 minutes ago lmao. This site is so sad and degen. She says “no customs” but what are you doing logged in to this while your BF sits in jail? You’re gonna need bail money tomorrow morning.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Why is he wrapped in a towel?

Whatever the towel is is standard issue for Denton County, all of their mugshots seem to have it.

That also means that the photo must have been taken at Denton County jail sometime Sunday (probably around the afternoon their time since that's when the record appeared).

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Eric May - Reckieta
Eric June - Riley
Eric July - dammit now I’m invested!

 

[Beavis]

So, she has the free profile @ autisticboobs and then a paid tier @ titsmintsalad.

And she might be trying to get Riley bail money because she was last seen 43 minutes ago lmao. This site is so sad and degen. She says “no customs” but what are you doing logged in to this while your BF sits in jail? You’re gonna need bail money tomorrow morning.

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How does a 23 year old have tits that saggy?

 

[Tour of Italy]

Just send the fucking meteor already


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This girl had a loving family.

 

[NotADrunkLawyer]

Imagine getting arrested because you felt the need to IRL troll someone because your camp is against black comic book man.

Sometimes I think I’ve done stupid shit in my life, but in comparison the most retarded things I’ve ever done don’t seem too bad.

Kiwi Farms: You’ll feel better about yourself.

 

[break these cuffs]

How does a 23 year old have tits that saggy?

The very same genetics that made her an actual retard.

 

[Nick Gars]

Dick is so blindly, seething, shelf-smashing, dilating angry that I swear I can feel the heat radiating off the malding monkey through my Internet connection. Makes me wish we had footage of him of the past 12 hours in its entirety. Watching him scream and rage like a tantruming child when he thinks no one is watching would probably be the only genuine entertainment he's generated in years.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Balldoman weighs in.

Thanks Nick. Who is Asterios again?

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Clipped the relevant portion for those who want to hear it. He repeats himself a lot and rambles so i'll just give a very very short rundown

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-He didn't know (as was obvious via previous pages) was too busy hanging out with fans
-people alerted him but didn't mention Riley by name, only said some dumbass was outside making trouble, thought it was a drunk rando
-all of Juju's arguments were countered "Eric called the cops!" didn't with proof. "He was afraid of Riley!" all he had to do was #1 RSVP #2 Not act like a retard (impossible). "You and the team got the cops involved!" Says that they used the law to try to get a lawsuit to ruin his business so who gives a fuck, either way says he had nothing to do with it, was too busy signing posters and shit.

Dax, EVS and their dick suckers are retarded and this is another Eric July W. Whole video can be summed up as "I don't think about you at all"

(Sorry for the quality, had to make it fit, also imbed video is fucking up for me, don't know why)

Eric July really is Dax’s own Tarbaby.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Balldoman weighs in.

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Thanks Nick. Who is Asterios again?

the man dick fucked over once shit got real, genuinely sweet guy, better funny fat man than any of dicks fat gang he has nowadays

 

[Nate Higgers]

How does a 23 year old have tits that saggy?

If she had a kid (don’t think she has), or if she just never wears a bra. I could be dead wrong about the latter though; I’m not a lady so I don’t know the exact mechanics of proper breast ownership.

 

[Doug S]

How does a 23 year old have tits that saggy?

I don’t know but it’s pretty bad. She’s really only 23?

And I mostly feel bad for girls like this. I mean, if she didn’t fall into the degen shit what would she be today? (And I mean not even get into the furry art or any of that shit). Was there ever any hope?

Also, I’ve now been sent a video of her sucking off Riley. He has a micropeen. Dax’s strongest soldier has a toddler dick. Jfc it’s two pixels

Spoiler: pixelated nsfw

Edit: someone kill me

EDIT: he’s wearing the same shirt he was arrested in!