Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 196 8.2%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 217 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 774 32.5%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 449 18.8%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 489 20.5%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 258 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,383
It would have to be some type of open-relationship faggot, and an absolute soycuck who is willing to whiteknight for Anisa once she gets rinsed by the whole internet in the hypothetical scenario that she leaves him. Probably a low-end breadtuber, like an EthanIsOnline type. They'd have to be relevant and successful, yes, but maybe she wouldn't be dumb enough to look for someone with more clout than what 2016 Ian had, and would instead be looking for someone who beats his current numbers, which would honestly not be hard.

I know I mentioned Boogie, but holy shit you just described Destiny. The faggot is freshly divorced too.
 
I know I mentioned Boogie, but holy shit you just described Destiny. The faggot is freshly divorced too.
I'm not the biggest Destiny loremaster, but I DO think he'd find it appealing to actually cuck iDubbbz, he already threw some shade at him a while back. Do we have our winner (Loser?)? Would he be dumb enough to bag Anisa or would he know better? I think if even Hasan would know better, Destiny would at least dump her as soon as she tried to control what he did. I think he prioritises his own personal enjoyment over anything else.
 
I'm not the biggest Destiny loremaster, but I DO think he'd find it appealing to actually cuck iDubbbz, he already threw some shade at him a while back. Do we have our winner (Loser?)? Would he be dumb enough to bag Anisa or would he know better? I think if even Hasan would know better, Destiny would at least dump her as soon as she tried to control what he did. I think he prioritises his own personal enjoyment over anything else.

He would definitely pump and dump her which would be even more hilarious, especially if Ian took her back. I can imagine him streaming how based it is that they opened up their marriage.

@Godmode @JelloJerk
from what i know of destiny, he is constantly banging random fangirls who are all much younger and hotter than anisa

That assclown has young hot fangirls? Gahdamn, my faith in humanity dies a little more each day.
....Anisa is taller than Destiny, isn't she?

Everyone is taller than Destiny.
 
There are more ecelebs that are willing to take Anisa than it seems. She's a woman, therefore if she shows a slight amount of interest in a desperate eceleb they'll fall for her hook line and sinker. The shitstorm that would come from cucking the content cuck himself would be huge, and a clout hungry eceleb would ignore Anisa's history and take that chance.

Alternatively if Anisa decides to cheat on Ian, the eceleb she picks could expose her before anything happens. Which would also be funny and force Ian to break his codependent relationship or fully cuck himself.

I'm not the biggest Destiny loremaster, but I DO think he'd find it appealing to actually cuck iDubbbz, he already threw some shade at him a while back. Do we have our winner (Loser?)? Would he be dumb enough to bag Anisa or would he know better? I think if even Hasan would know better, Destiny would at least dump her as soon as she tried to control what he did. I think he prioritises his own personal enjoyment over anything else.
Destiny's not in that category. Anisa would find a way to accuse him of something. It doesn't take a debatebro to know that getting into Anisa's pants is dumb.
 
There's a LOT more Wine Aunt, Psycho Stalker and Rat Faces where these came from.
I didn't mean to derail so much but I'm fascinated by same-ness of these low effort thots. Aside from being married to idubbbz, Anisa would be entirely interchangeable to Jaelaray and K4iley. I haven't looked into Denims yet but I expect this exact same "why even bother" bullshit. Like they make Momokun look like a seasoned professional by comparison. It's all so embarrassing.
Maybe they're secretly sex negative tradcons at heart and they're using onlyfans to try and turn guys off porn.
 
Pretty much all e-celebs have access to legions of retarded groupies that are waiting and willing to fuck them. Even Ian had them back in his heyday, but for some reason he wanted to settle with a titty streamer.

Watching the bunjeee stream he showed a bit of their podcast where Ian admits he first heard of anisa in a “stupid twitch thot” compilation video. If it isn’t one of their fabricated lies, then he’s more retarded than I thought and even less pity should be given to him.
 
I don’t follow these guys, but I was an idubbz fan back in the day. It really is just sad to see what he’s become. He’s thrown away a lucrative YouTube career to become what he is now.

The way he talks about his past is like he was a serial rapist or something that warranted this punishment of being a nobody cuck weirdo who’s running out of money, when in reality he just made mildly edgy YouTube content.

From what I remember he was never actually spiteful either, it was all meta irony and part of the joke that he’s being edgy.
 
Destiny is a sex obsessed weirdo, so he wants his BPD women to be semen demons. Anisa is pretty much asexual. Even if she was young and hot he wouldn't have any interest in her.
Well part of BPD is shape shifting and changing your whole personality on a whim, no? I'm sure she used sex when she first got together with Ian to trap him, now they don't bang probably because she's repulsed by him, and maybe he's not interested in sex either. I'm sure she'd be willing to put out if he's willing to put up with her... sorry for the imagery.
 
She even tried to use the word "hyperfixation" to refer to a song she'd been listening to over and over, indicating that she doesn't even have an understanding of what that terminology means.
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The shitstorm that would come from cucking the content cuck himself would be huge
Leafy cucking Ian is obviously the funniest option, he's a retarded stim junky as well.
 
>This weekend Idubbbz and Anisa recorded a new podcast addressing all the hate from cold ones but idubbbz apparently forgot to hit record so they have to redo it

Thanks again to @BeezleDeezPleez
  1. Why the fuck would you admit both of you are incapable of hitting record(this is one of many ongoing technical issues)
  2. Confirms Anisa doesn't do anything for the podcast besides yap. Is it because idubbbz is a control freak? Or is it because Anisa has no fucking applicable skills that she's more of an hindrance than an aid?
I'm just so baffled. Anisa is inactive on onlyfans, she only started back streaming last week. What the fuck has she been doing in the past 6 months? It ain't boxing shit because she's proved to us that all the "important meeting" shit is just her attached to idubbbz while he talks business(very yoko ono like btw, slay queen). How does she spin it all like she's a strong independent business woman constantly working? The mind gymnastics to justify her laziness is a fucking talent.
 
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Leafy cucking Ian is obviously the funniest option, he's a retarded stim junky as well.
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Anisa could never. She probably heard a song come on the radio a couple days in a row that she liked and decided to call it a hyperfixation.

Fantastic greentext pull though.

Anisa x Destiny - pump and dump with any resulting milk coming from Anisa only.

Anisa x Leafy - A bounty of milk from all parties, endless breaking up and getting back together. Leafy does drugs right?

He and Anisa should party.
 
>This weekend Idubbbz and Anisa recorded a new podcast addressing all the hate from cold ones but idubbbz apparently forgot to hit record so they have to redo it
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So like we like totally like, forgot to, like, record. It was like, we like, like, didn't like record what like we like wanted to like record.
She has to have the world record of likes jammed into a sentence.
 
How does she spin it all like she's a strong independent business woman constantly working? The mind gymnastics to justify her laziness is a fucking talent.
You just don't get it. She runs six miles every day, do you think she has the TIME to do things like work?

Seriously tho, Anisa loves to yap on their podcast so much, you'd think she was at least constantly reminding Ian to record the damn thing.
 
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