Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

There's a gofundme up for Riley, apparently Mints real name is Marie Hintsala Retard grift

I went to bed at 4 am EST, it's now 11 EST. It's gotten 10 bucks.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

First amendment audit of a building? Donating a sticker that’s $41? If Riley’s charges stem from this event he shouldn’t be bringing it up at all.

 

[Fleetwood]

Dick is failing miserably at being Howard Stern. For those out of the lore, Stern got huge because he’d send his resident retards like Stuttering John to harass celebs on live TV.

But for one, Dax doesn’t know how to pick his retards. Howard had an eye for freak-shows that only a jew could have. Like it or not it was entertaining and new. in contrast to Dax’s. stale rage baiting. nobody gives a fuck about a random black comic artist. The biggest problem though has to be how incredibly unfunny he is. You send your retards out and got no content, just stale jokes about ugly women. Even if Howard didn’t do this 20 years ago, it would still fall flat.

Howard Stern show was all taking place in NYC not Texas like this incident. NYC are used to freaks on the street getting in people's business and man on the street reporting was normal in the 90s for even regular networks. Plus yeah Howard would have had this on his show instead of having it on Riley's channel. No ambition, Dax just gets something else to sperg about on his shitty podcast in the laundry room.

Really it should just be $1.5k to $3k. Bet they tried a bondsman and after see that Riley has an:

• Outstanding warrant
• Lives out of state
• Zero collateral for bond

They were then denied service because even a bondsman knows Riley is just going to run and stay out of Texas.

If they did let him try that it would take care of the problem of Riley going to Texas to stalk Eric.

Anyone else notice the strange mugshot of Riley, he has a towel wrapped around him? The Police had to hose him down because of the smell.

 

[Captain Manning]

The Stern people were usually well informed about the limits of the law, didn't go past them and would never have sent someone to do a bit in a place where they already had an outstanding warrant.

Stern would have also been smart enough to:

1) Fully monetize the video of the arrest on the show rather than giving it away almost for free.
2) Would have read the room after the arrest and laughed at Riley rather than doing an all-day social media tantrum about Eric July.
3) Everyone would have understood that they were doing a bit for a show. That there was nothing personal in it and the priority was the content.
4) Stern would have also understood when a "bit" like the Eric July thing was played out.

I always thought Stern had a better understanding of social cues than people gave him credit for. Back when 9/11 happened, he suspended his regular programming and turned it into a normal news program about the day's events.

I think he knew, at that moment, nobody was in the mood to laugh at some guy playing the piano with his dick, or whatnot.

Most of Stern's problems were that he was on terrestrial radio, and the FCC is enforcing antiquated rules.

 

[Fleetwood]

Most of Stern's problems were that he was on terrestrial radio, and the FCC is enforcing antiquated rules.

Despite that, at the time he had stuff you couldn't even have on youtube now. By the time he was a few years into Sirius/XM it was really tamed down. Post- Artie Lange the show became like a radio version of Jimmy Kimmel and not so much the Stern you remember.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Howard Stern show was all taking place in NYC not Texas like this incident. NYC are used to freaks on the street getting in people's business and man on the street reporting was normal in the 90s for even regular networks. Plus yeah Howard would have had this on his show instead of having it on Riley's channel. No ambition, Dax just gets something else to sperg about on his shitty podcast in the laundry room.

If they did let him try that it would take care of the problem of Riley going to Texas to stalk Eric.

Anyone else notice the strange mugshot of Riley, he has a towel wrapped around him? The Police had to hose him down because of the smell.

I mean looking at how much of a sweat soaked, piss smelling bum he looks I wouldn't be surprised if the cops wanted to delouse him before they booked him, but then looking at the way his eyes are, the funniest option is he ran his dicklicker like the cocky little faggot he is and the Texas cops just thought fuck this guy and pepper sprayed him.

If it got on his clothes they'll have taken them off him because that shit on someones clothing indoors gets in everyones sinuses, and it looks like they made him shower, his face looks like he was (finally) forced to wash.
But again, that could just be because he smells like a combination of Mint Salads crotch and his own piss.

 

[Truly Rural]

Isn't Riley employed and is earning living wage from Dax? I don't expect bail to be very high, his salary should be enough to bail him out.

 

[AnOminous]

Nobody thought "hey, what do we do if..." before sending this gaggle of retards out to do illegal things.

Dick totally had a master plan of "When my pet retard gets picked up on his outstanding warrants, I'll seethe like a faggot all day at some children and women! That'll show them!"

Isn't Riley employed and is earning living wage from Dax? I don't expect bail to be very high, his salary should be enough to bail him out.

He's an obvious flight risk and they picked him up on outstanding warrants he'd already blown off. He isn't a good bet on showing up in the future and they don't want to have to go get him.

Apparently he's still in jail too. Lmao faggot.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Isn't Riley employed and is earning living wage from Dax? I don't expect bail to be very high, his salary should be enough to bail him out.

Nope all the folks at the peanut gallery need to chip in. Daddy Dax Masterson isn’t going to open his wallet.

I’m sorry Riley my wallet is feeling light today. Enjoy Prison Stalker Child.

 

[Lain of the Wired]

Really it should just be $1.5k to $3k. Bet they tried a bondsman and after see that Riley has an:

• Outstanding warrant
• Lives out of state
• Zero collateral for bond

They were then denied service because even a bondsman knows Riley is just going to run and stay out of Texas.

This assumes riley isn't a retard. A normalish person would realize they have passed the "shit got real" line and back off. A retard like riley (and dax) is just going to get even more tard rage and keep escalating.

I'm guessing that once riley gets out he's going to go right back to fucking with nigger man, just with the added "help" from digibro and bird.

 

[Musashi's Son]

(A)
>Anything for you Riley
>I didn't say that I'm gonna donate just promote it to my dwindling audience

 

[AnOminous]

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>Anything for you Riley
>I didn't say that I'm gonna donate just promote it to my dwindling audience

"Hey Dick here, I ordered my spastic piss gimp to commit a crime and he's in jail now, so YOU SUCKERS are gonna have to open your wallets!"

 

[GaryGray]

Nope all the folks at the peanut gallery need to chip in. Daddy Dax Masterson isn’t going to open his wallet.
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I’m sorry Riley my wallet is feeling light today. Enjoy Prison Stalker Child.

Sorry Riley I was walking my common law wife's dog, tripped then my wallet exploded. Oh wait no I have to redo the sewer line for my mansion. No, no I have to go buy $15k of Magic the Gathering cards to destroy when Vito refuses to get on a scale. Sorry valued employee you are on your own.

I thought Nick had said Riley was pulling in over $6k a month whoring out Mint. Should be easily for Riley to post 10% to 20% of $15k for bail.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Nope all the folks at the peanut gallery need to chip in. Daddy Dax Masterson isn’t going to open his wallet.
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I’m sorry Riley my wallet is feeling light today. Enjoy Prison Stalker Child.

I like that every comment are people just shitting on Riley. The most engagement Dick has gotten in a long time.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

was reminded of riley's first gofundme. From 800 to 15k. Our boy's growing up

Spoiler: full description

My best friend of the last few years, and recently the best roomate I've ever had, Riley, has had a tough few weeks that are really making life miserable for him. He was recently terminated from a career he spent 5 years at trying to work his way up out of retaliation for whisteblowing a manager above him. We're currently out of town visiting friends, as we had no idea this would all happen so suddenly, and we're likely facing eviction before we even return home. While he seeks a new job, and we do everything we can to earn money on our own, we have to face the reality that, given our current situation, we have to do everything we can to avoid losing our apartment. Therefore, we are trying to do everything we can raise enough money to give us a month or two for him to find a new job, start working, and get paid so that we can start supporting ourselves again and get our lives back on track.

I donated five dollars

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

Even if the prevailing theory is "behind the scenes support" that only shows how much of a grift and scam this whole thing is. Because they sure as fuck aren't going to stop the fraud post if Dax gave them the 15k or mysterious benefactors chipped in.

Also, I see you Anonymous, go on, stand with your people, stand up and be counted. CAN WE HIT IT!!!

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Nope all the folks at the peanut gallery need to chip in. Daddy Dax Masterson isn’t going to open his wallet.
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I’m sorry Riley my wallet is feeling light today. Enjoy Prison Stalker Child.

Nulls wisdom in dealing with juju showing here. Just ignore him and watch the salt flow. We would not be getting this kino if July had gone full retard when juju and Vito started harassing him. But by simply ignoring them and doing well for himself maddax has become the angry Wojak

 

[Musashi's Son]

(A)



"FUCK YOU ERIC JULY YOU ARE STILL AT FAULT FOR MY RETARDED GIMP FOLLOWING MY ORDERS".


(A1) (A2)
Archives of the gofundme.

 

[Strix454]

I'm guessing that once riley gets out he's going to go right back to fucking with nigger man, just with the added "help" from digibro and bird.

I suspect digibro and bird are headed to wherever Riley lives to "help" themselves to all his stuff and in particular his drugs.

 

[owed to joy]

Dick is failing miserably at being Howard Stern. For those out of the lore, Stern got huge because he’d send his resident retards like Stuttering John to harass celebs on live TV.

But for one, Dax doesn’t know how to pick his retards. Howard had an eye for freak-shows that only a jew could have. Like it or not it was entertaining and new. in contrast to Dax’s. stale rage baiting. nobody gives a fuck about a random black comic artist. The biggest problem though has to be how incredibly unfunny he is. You send your retards out and got no content, just stale jokes about ugly women. Even if Howard didn’t do this 20 years ago, it would still fall flat.

Dax can't pick or pay competent retards, true, but also Dax can't rally enough support for his bullshit counter-points that anyone would even want to see Riley or any retard disrupt anything. Dax has a mere 10s of actual fans & many of them dislike Vito, whose beef this actually is. It's legitimately as though some good samaritans got together to build a new jungle gym for the kids and Dax just got so mad people liked it that he sent Riley to go drive the crowd away with his & his shetard's vile stench & airborne diseases. Expecting that other noble rebels in the crowd would cheer it on, meanwhile nobody knows who the fuck any of them are.
At least Stern had the numbers to predict a crowd of his fans would actually be present at any given event. And he went after celebrities that people already had common petty complaints about. Not just some random guy who garners resentment because he's productive & successful.

You guys ever watch the BPITU episode with Turkey Tom; Vito & Dax are hating on Eric's metal band and they play one of his songs, and Turkey says it's really good and Eric July sounds based. Lol it's like Dax is just doing that IRL over and over again expecting a different result.

The only thing that would make this funnier would be if Eric paid the bail.