"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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I'm not familiar with radio technology, but is he basically asking for walkie talkies to hand out to his antifa buddies so he can roleplay operations co-ordinator? Because if so, and they do some retarded criminal shit he's going to be the only other retard who's walking around with a conspicuous antenna above his head which is a fine way to catch a conspiracy charge

>Black bloc to blend into the crowd
>Use conspicuous obsolete tech to link yourself to actual criminals

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Or is he trying to be the antifa hal turner, putting out pirate radio broadcasts to annoyed local bats and the occasional ham radio boomer, perusing frequencies cause his wife stopped giving him those good vibrations two decades ago?
 
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Flamin Park said:
I'm not familiar with radio technology, but is he basically asking for walkie talkies to hand out to his antifa buddies so he can roleplay operations co-ordinator? Because if so, and they do some retarded criminal shit he's going to be the only other retard who's walking around with a conspicuous antenna above his head which is a fine way to catch a conspiracy charge

>Black bloc to blend into the crowd
>Use conspicuous obsolete tech to link yourself to actual criminals

Pick both

Or is he trying to be the antifa hal turner, putting out pirate radio broadcasts to annoyed local bats and the occasional ham radio boomer, perusing frequencies cause his wife stopped giving him those good vibrations two decades ago?
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Basically he wants fairly low powered 2 m / 70 cm band amateur radios. Why? Probably to feel more like operator with all the larp he's got, stay in contact with his antifa high way patrol handler (aka "go sit there and keep the eye on the road") or even think his antifa "friends" want to keep in contact with him. Of course, since he's Phil, he had to get all sorts of bells and whistles before those handsets. (which will remain unused, like the bike - REMEMBER THE BIKE PHIL?!). Also no way Phil would have funds, or the knowledge to transmit on frequencies people actually use to listen to radio. And here's the minor powerlevel: hated those kinds of antennas in the army, imagine having what amounts to one metre of floppy metal (imagine few tape measures riveted together) poking constantly out from your pack radio, constantly hitting everything above your head, your helmet, your mate etc.
 
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Flamin Park said:
I'm not familiar with radio technology, but is he basically asking for walkie talkies to hand out to his antifa buddies so he can roleplay operations co-ordinator? Because if so, and they do some retarded criminal shit he's going to be the only other retard who's walking around with a conspicuous antenna above his head which is a fine way to catch a conspiracy charge

>Black bloc to blend into the crowd
>Use conspicuous obsolete tech to link yourself to actual criminals

Pick both

Or is he trying to be the antifa hal turner, putting out pirate radio broadcasts to annoyed local bats and the occasional ham radio boomer, perusing frequencies cause his wife stopped giving him those good vibrations two decades ago?
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The whole thing is Taters really needs to feel important. It doesn't matter what it is, he needs to be the one giving the orders or at least believe he is.

If he then has radios he can always stay in touch and coordinate. But we all know it's just part of the larp.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
The whole thing is Taters really needs to feel important. It doesn't matter what it is, he needs to be the one giving the orders or at least believe he is.

If he then has radios he can always stay in touch and coordinate. But we all know it's just part of the larp.
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Almost makes you feel bad for the antifa idiots that have to put up with Phil's stupid shit because having to babysit his ass is the better option when it comes to PR optics.
 
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Almost makes you feel bad for the antifa idiots that have to put up with Phil's stupid shit because having to babysit his ass is the better option when it comes to PR optics.
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I think he's got handlers who give him his marching orders and he follows them like the Super Spud he is but they frame it in such a way as to make it seem really important.

"Aspen (*or whatever name Taters is going by*), we need to you to go to that parking lot on the other end of town and just report back to us in case you see... some guy wearing a yellow jacket and sunglasses. Don't engage him just report back if you see him".

Then they send some Antifa-tard down there wearing that and acts suspicious so Taters feels like he's doing something important.

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Never feel bad for Leftards. They get what they deserve.
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I don't know. Having to deal with Taters is kinda harsh even for hardcore lefties.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
I think he's got handlers who give him his marching orders and he follows them like the Super Spud he is but they frame it in such a way as to make it seem really important.

"Aspen (*or whatever name Taters is going by*), we need to you to go to that parking lot on the other end of town and just report back to us in case you see... some guy wearing a yellow jacket and sunglasses. Don't engage him just report back if you see him".

Then they send some Antifa-tard down there wearing that and acts suspicious so Taters feels like he's doing something important.


I don't know. Having to deal with Taters is kinda harsh even for hardcore lefties.
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If they can't figure out that gatekeeping is necessary and always being "tolerant and accommodating" leads to getting taken advantage of, especially when their instincts and better judgement should be telling them to do the opposite, then they deserve everything Philthy has to offer them.
 
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The Dude said:
If they can't figure out that gatekeeping is necessary and always being "tolerant and accommodating" leads to getting taken advantage of, especially when their instincts and better judgement should be telling them to do the opposite, then they deserve everything Philthy has to offer them.
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I don't know if anybody really deserves to have to deal with Taters. I mean I'm pretty sure that that's one of the ironic punishments in hell.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
I don't know if anybody really deserves to have to deal with Taters. I mean I'm pretty sure that that's one of the ironic punishments in hell.
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I dunno; there are a few lolcows out there who would provide me tremendous entertainment watching them try to tard wrangle Phil. We got some decent content from the vodka ogre, for example. Not to mention the figging story from Jordan. Imagine if he shared a living space with Jessica Yaniv or Tommy Tooter or Chris Chan. How entertaining would that get?
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
I don't know if anybody really deserves to have to deal with Taters. I mean I'm pretty sure that that's one of the ironic punishments in hell.
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Obviously I strongly disagree. There are people out there who genuinely do deserve the worst that can happen to them, including having to associate with Phil.
 
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Sniperwoof said:
Are there any recent pics of Philthy? He looked absolutely horrific even in 2016 so I'm curious how much he's degraded in almost ten years.
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The James Webb Telescope is busy, when it gets back we can finally have a wide enough angle shot to see Phil.

I bet he's close to bed bound death fat by now. Welfare at work!
 
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Most recent images of Phil were in the video where he had to be tard wrangled away from pepper spraying the lady burning the Koran. He was covered head to toe in Wish Dot Com quality tactical gear, looking like 300lbs of shit stuffed into a 200lb trash bag, so you couldn't actually see his face or how bad he's looking these days. But he's definitely still morbidly obese, waddling like a drunk penguin because fat, and definitely still retarded (the Derp Eyes don't lie).
 
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The Dude said:
Most recent images of Phil were in the video where he had to be tard wrangled away from pepper spraying the lady burning the Koran. He was covered head to toe in Wish Dot Com quality tactical gear, looking like 300lbs of shit stuffed into a 200lb trash bag, so you couldn't actually see his face or how bad he's looking these days. But he's definitely still morbidly obese, waddling like a drunk penguin because fat, and definitely still retarded (the Derp Eyes don't lie).
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I want to see a video of him fall and roll down a hill just to watch the yardsale he's carrying around go flying.
 
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