Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Neetorino]

Lol the fade doesn’t work with that receding hairline, buddy
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You need to to a different salon. Also mow your grass.

Is it just me, or does Nick look a little like Maddox in this picture?



The transformation is coming Nick, you're gonna become the one man Dax hates maybe more than Eric July.

Also! I don't know if anyone saw this back when Nick got arrested, I know I sure didn't, Maddox put it on his Instagram! I bet he's real happy to know his arrest gave George lots of free dunk points.

 

[RodgerDodger]

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Clipped:

Aaron relays that Nick went to Instagram DMs to Keanu to claim that he has been encouraging April to get back in contact with Keanu.

Keanu accuses Nick of writing April's texts (not clear if she directly accused Nick of this in their DMs or not)

When Keanu pushed back against Nick, he went on a range against Aaron, telling Keanu that Aaron "got cucked out of his life" by Nick.

They will be discussing the shower call when Keanu comes on to co-host Steel Toe this Thursday.

Why is Nick Shower texting this new chick?

 

[Procrastinhater]

If you say

Nickchan Rekieta Chu

Five times in a mirror with your light off when you turn them back on this will be in your garage

 

[Burn It All Down]

Why is Nick Shower texting this new chick?
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Because he is a slut?

 

[200MB]

Why is Nick Shower texting this new chick?
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What is it with all these guys and skeleton women?

 

[Pedophobe]

What do Nick's detractors want?

I want him to refuse all deals, take it to trial, represent himself and blame everything on his wife.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

If you say

Nickchan Rekieta Chu

Five times in a mirror with your light off when you turn them back on this will be in your garage
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...was this AI image shenanigans or did someone actually go through the effort of building an animatronic body for a demon to inhabit?

 

[Tablet County]

What is it with all these guys and skeleton women?

At least Lady Rackets didn't start out that way.

 

[Procrastinhater]

...was this AI image shenanigans or did someone actually go through the effort of building an animatronic body for a demon to inhabit?

Its an animatronic.
It's like 6'8" and weighs about 200 pounds.

Horrifying isn't it?

 

[Sharpeteer]

What is it with all these guys and skeleton women?

And whores in general. Find a good self-respecting woman that doesn't place herself on a pedestal, but nope, impossible, must go after stanky slut that looks like her body wasn't destroyed by childbirth (but was destroyed by other means). They exist, but people like Nick, Cody, Fandom Menace, etc just cannot seem to find them. Even Kiwi Farms seems to have more than those places.

Is it just me, or does Nick look a little like Maddox in this picture?

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Spoiler: unrelated fun Maddox thing

Like 10 years ago, I found this book called "I Am Better Than Your Kids". The premise of the book is showcasing artwork made by young kids, and the author is shitting all over them, and talking about how he can draw so much better than them. It made me laugh, and it was so ironically funny to me thinking "Wow, this guy is a complete asshole, and this is absolutely hilarious that somebody would make this."

Not too long ago, I thought of that book again, and wanted to finally figure out who wrote it. FUCKING MADDOX. That revelation threw me into a laughing fit. I was apparently exposed to Maddox a decade ago before I got into any of this internet stuff.

 

[ChromaQuack]

What do Nick's detractors want?

OOHHH ME LADDIE YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT.

YOU KNOW THAT NICHOLAS REKIETAAAAAAAAAA!
I AM COMING TO CLEANSE YOU!
IN MINNESOTA! AT YOUR SEX DUNGEON!

Or in kiwifarms?

NO! IN REAL LIFE!
I AM GOING TO REPORT HIM! BECOME OBSESSED WITH HIM! AND SNORT HIS COKE AND BOXED WINE MONSTER REHABS! AND USE HIS BALLDOS LIKE A CHAINMAIL LIKE THE ANCIENT SCANDINAVIANS DID!

 

[ItsWhitneyBitch]

Why is Nick Shower texting this new chick?
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She's one of April's besties, Aaron & April were good friends with her and her soon to be husband. April was supposed to be her maid of honor in her soon to come Wedding with Geno Bisconte .
Also is Chrissy Mayr's bestie.

She has been really vocal on Aaron's show or Simpcast about the Rekieta situationship and of April being changed by Nick saying April was a poor farm girl and was never like this or in any situation similar to the one she is in now with the arrest and etc. . .
She also has a onlyfans if I'm not mistaken.

So nick is trying to gain her trust respect and get into her good graces or whatever in my opinion to get invited with April to the said Wedding since it would be awkward for April to be at the wedding alone without kayla or Nick where Aaron will be and everyone else just chatting about her in her back.
They're now a trouple so its her new reality her new life and going to see the old friends would ask her to face the accountability of it all!

 

[RotPockets]

Here are the relevant sections of the DSM-5

Always go with the DSM-IV, the DSM-V was compromised by WPATH and The Eunuch Archive.

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

skeleton women?

They are all reverse architects, they only know how to destroy and have never received the gift of creation.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Why is Nick Shower texting this new chick?
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first of all thumbnails nigga
second of all am I taking crazy pills or are these pics so photoshopped her body looks horrifying? Like that's not sexy you have weird lumps in strange places and your bikini doesn't even fit right because you literally have no hips
What even is this?

 

[AnOminous]

Has Nick reacted to his defenders using his own children as the scapegoats for the drugs?

He's upvoted their bullshit. I don't know if he's directly responded to that particular subhuman take.

 

[GoudaChris]

You mentioning dramatic girls having mental breakdowns gave me a silly idea for Nick's next stream.

"My name is Nick Rekieta, and this is MY TRUTH"
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horrifying. hes the human balldo

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Rocking back and forth

Body cam footage? Where is it? I need that balldogate or altisticright posted in community happenings alert. I know it’s either Rekieta or Dax with them maybe Ralph… needs it. The precious

 

[anionfarflung]

I hope that black doesn't see the clip of Rekieta calling Michelle Obama a Baboon.

Sorry to reach so far back in the past, but did someone already share Nick's Facebook post from before his time on YouTube were he upbraided someone for calling Michelle Obama a monkey? I thought I saw it somewhere on the Farms but I can't find it now.
I was watching the stream that you're referencing live and I was shocked by the flip in light of what I knew about that Facebook post.

And the idiot is going to represent himself.

To be fair, he was only representing himself (and Kayla and April(!?)) during simple stuff like the arraignment, for time and convenience I assume.

I’ve been out of the loop with lolcow happenings for a while now and came back because I watched a dude do almost the exact thing Rekieta is doing with the drugs and swinging.

Don't leave us hanging? Or is this power-level stuff?

 

[Can of Spam]

Nickchan Rekieta Chu

Five times in a mirror with your light off when you turn them back on this will be in your garage

I've always wondered where the inspiration for Five Nights at Freddy's came from. Didn't realize it has roots in the deep-lore of the Sonichu demon.

Good thing Rackets invited the demon into his home. Saves the rest of us from it, until it gets bored and needs a new host. What's the status on getting the medallion over to Juju?