Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[RodgerDodger]

Do you think he got the haircut because a farmer pointed out that he needed one after his first locals stream back?

And clearly whoever his barber is hates him. If the barber is a KF'er, we'll played secret Farmer, we'll played.

 

[Captain Manning]

The sheriff and undersheriff of Ramsey County (second most populous county in the state and has the State Capital) livestreams from their car every weekend

https://youtube.com/@liveonpatrol

From the statute @AnOminous cited, regarding exceptions to the prohibition:

(6) in an authorized emergency vehicle while in the performance of official duties.

I am assuming they are on the clock and doing official duties when they do their livestream.

Cops often get to do shit we peasants can't because legislators say so.

 

[AltisticRight]

He really shouldn't stream until this is over.

Who are you? Do you have a license plate that says LAWPOPE? You're just some inconsequential Scandinavian incel prude talking shit on a forum that writes endless fan fiction. You probably don't even let other men fuck your wife and don't keep a St. Andrew's Cross under the bed for bondage. Do you even have a field kit? I hope you make a million dollars.

Balldo CAN do what he wants, and he WILL do what he wants.

Crack a bottle or ten open, take a shot and cut a line. You've earned it!

 

[RodgerDodger]

she's an easy lay, she fucked a homeless alcoholic dude repeatedly last year, and is still friends with him. Nick would seem like Brad Pitt compared to thatt

And she looks it. You have to respect when they advertise the desperation and crazy right up front.

 

[AltisticRight]

The sheriff and undersheriff of Ramsey County (second most populous county in the state and has the State Capital) livestreams from their car every weekend

https://youtube.com/@liveonpatrol

Yeah, they're pigs. They're exempt from this.
Their pig carriages are also fitted with computers and an array of stuff to communicate with other pigs but G-d forbid you whip out your phone at a red light to adjust the GPS.

 

[OutInTheRain]

He's trying for that wigger transformation.

"Gimme mah keeds, judge dood, I ain't done no meff in at least two owahs!"

I was thinking more the type of hillbilly that calls the Judge "Your Majesty" and then tries to argue the back of his rusted out car is adequate accommodations for his kids.

"Yer Majestery, as you know from the charges against my butter half. We don't feed our youngins' a whole lot, so they's small and the back of the Mustang is more than enough room for like three of dem to sprawl out in."

Meanwhile the judge is wondering if he can order the bailiff to beat a defendant to death.

 

[Nate Higgers]

With that haircut Nick looks like a meth head about to ask the judge for his kids back. Which you know, considering how the last few weeks have gone is fitting.

With that haircut, Nick looks like the one white guy who hangs out with a group of blacks and he comes up to you in the Walmart parking lot trying to sell you his “mixtape” for $20

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

110,000 for an SUV is insane, let alone for a modern Lincoln. Receipts for the notion that he became stupid with money post-Depp.

Lincoln Navigators in 2024 have msrp of $83k-114k. On 2022 the top/end model (of 4 levels) was $110k, so that amount is feasible. I mean, it might be insane from a money management standpoint, but it's not off the charts for that vehicle.

I'll try to take up on a attorney role and defend "losing weight due to sickness" argument.
I am personally lost 22 lb in a couple weeks when I had very bad flu. Although it was so bad that eating was insanely hard, I felt I was going to die lol. I guess if Nick snorts cocaine with whiskey and other shit he kind of feels he is sick when drugs wear off.

Funny thing - drinking excessively, especially with lack of nutrients otherwise, tends to make you more prone to illness (and I have to assume that drugs on top don't help that).

I might be projecting my own experiences with a family member, but he just doesn't seem like he's hit a brick wall yet, so he hasn't been forced to learn and change a god damned thing.
He's still out on bail, he still has money and comfort, he's not worried about his kids because he knows (or thinks) that they're fine with his family members, and he still has plausible deniability with his audience in that we don't know for sure that the allegations are true.
There's nothing about his situation that's yet gotten so bad that it will make him give things up.
So he won't choose. He'll still think that he can have it all.

Agree. And despite the crisis of the current situation, unless he is required to do time incarcerated (and maybe even if he is), he won't hit any kind of wall mentally. And tbh, there may never be a thing that is a real reckoning for him, because he has 50 safety nets below him.

Just shave that shit off and start over.

please no we don't want to see that chicken head scraped.

 

[Can of Spam]

The Casino-Mutahar crossover for a deep dive on Balldoman is a trip. Forcing Andy and PPP into having to do a speed run explanation with clips and sources, and without most of the usual grift, for Mutahar and his more-normie audience is actually decent.

Good thing nobody really watches Mutahar, and Rackets in no way will passive-aggressively try to clap back by bitching and moaning. And then doing something stupid. Again.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Stop sweeping for the balldo and talk about Hitler.

If Hitler wasn't such a fuckup there would be no living (((Rekeitas))).

 

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His haircut looks so retarded.

I can't decide on which character Nick is trying to LARP as...

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

cause his kf thread has too much shit.

literally just read the new OP and then you're caught up to may 2024, and from there literally just listen to Kino Kasino. Although if you don't want to do that, Turkey Tom did an amazing video, him covering Nick being a trust fund boy really paints him in a shitty light for the rest of the video covering his e-celeb career.

I'm looking forward to on the bodycam footage

people really think we're getting that footage? rural courts/police are run by the biggest retards possible. they'll probably tell Josh to get fucked and accidentally end up throwing out all the body cam footage and Nick wins because everything is hearsay.

i'm sure some goody two shoes will go "i know Nick has been terrorizing this town with his balldo antics but surely this would effect his case therefore it should never be seen by anyone nor be used as evidence. its what jesus would want"

I like how Andy is just nodding along, like he's cruising on a freeway.

If Andy's going to act like the hole he might as well put on a dress and make up and wig too.

 

[AnOminous]

From the statute @AnOminous cited, regarding exceptions to the prohibition:

(6) in an authorized emergency vehicle while in the performance of official duties.

I am assuming they are on the clock and doing official duties when they do their livestream.

Cops often get to do shit we peasants can't because legislators say so.

Maybe or maybe it isn't an exception and I disagree that attention whoring is somehow "official duties." This sheriff shouldn't do that shit.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Good thing nobody really watches Mutahar, and Rackets in no way will passive-aggressively try to clap back by bitching and moaning. And then doing something stupid. Again.

Also good thing Mutahar isn’t planning to do a Rekieta video and PPP isn’t willing to give Mutahar his twenty-six folder Google drive doc on Rekieta.

Thank god, that could be a disaster for Nick!

 

[Shagedan]

Imagine being Nick’s dad. Your grandkids are staying with you because your son is too busy getting his junkie polycule homeschool co-op off the ground to feed or clothe them, and now he’s calling you to complain about not being able to bitch about his pending criminal and civil trials on the internet. What a life.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

If Andy's going to act like the hole he might as well put on a dress and make up and wig too.

He does that for 50 subs

 

[Burd Turglar]

That haircut is fucking heinous but he's putting weight back on so that's good for him. You can quote me in the future when his court case turns out to be a big nothing burger because he faked it to make till it's over....but then he'll be right back.

 

[AnOminous]

I was thinking more the type of hillbilly that calls the Judge "Your Majesty" and then tries to argue the back of his rusted out car is adequate accommodations for his kids.

He'd never be so weak of a pussy to use honorifics like "Your Honor" for a judge, when he could just tell that cunt whore judge that he refuses to drink her pussy liquor because he's just that much of a badass.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Lincoln Navigators in 2024 have msrp of $83k-114k. On 2022 the top/end model (of 4 levels) was $110k, so that amount is feasible. I mean, it might be insane from a money management standpoint, but it's not off the charts for that vehicle.

Sorry, I was unclear. Spending 110,000.00 USD on any Lincoln vehicle is crazy. It's an upjumped Ford.

It's not the Lincoln of yesteryear.

 

[Captain Manning]

Maybe or maybe it isn't an exception and I disagree that attention whoring is somehow "official duties." This sheriff shouldn't do that shit.

Maybe not, but good luck getting a pro law enforcement judge (as many of them are) to agree to that interpretation.

Nick, OTOH, gets no such loophole. He gets another ticket (or would, if he were caught).