Elaine April Gertler-Miller / Elaine Georgie Gertler-Miller / Elaine Miller / Trollcow / "Pissminge" / Z3R6 / Echo - Pisswhore, liar, future fed, faildoxxer, swatter, Imageboard apostate, sektur bicycle, sock enthusiast, linked her nudes to a 14 year old, cut "Josh Moon" into her thighs, genuine cautionary tale about wanting Internet fame, Torswats orbiter, drug addict

Subject to information to the contrary, I suspect that's her dad's old room in her grandfather's house.
A man who thinks "I'm an architect, but on a Vesper" is a winning strategy is exactly the sort of man who has brass boobs in his bedroom and a child raised by watching "Peppa Cow" on an iPad.

It's retards all the way down.
It looks lived in though, there is no dust on the titty statues or the tables and the magazine is the edition from June 1st 2024, the bed looks like someone just slept in it. It's not her dad's old unused room. Why would she be in the attic between old boxes if this room was available to her the entire time? That's because whoever she is living with still lives there. I don't know why it's hard to believe that Elaine moved in with her uncle or whatever because her parents were sick of her.
 
It looks lived in though, there is no dust on the titty statues or the tables and the magazine is the edition from June 1st 2024, the bed looks like someone just slept in it. It's not her dad's old unused room. Why would she be in the attic between old boxes if this room was available to her the entire time? That's because whoever she is living with still lives there. I don't know why it's hard to believe that Elaine moved in with her uncle or whatever because her parents were sick of her.
That just means she dusted and bought a magazine?

It could be an uncle, I'll accept that. If her uncle has lots of brass figurines from Titties"Я"Us that suggests a horrifying explanation why she's so broken.
 
That just means she dusted and bought a magazine?

It could be an uncle, I'll accept that. If her uncle has lots of brass figurines from Titties"Я"Us that suggests a horrifying explanation why she's so broken.
New Scientist is a specialist magazine and between that and the ongoing death of the print industry in general, is probably not available at the local newsagent out in the sticks, so if she did that she's almost definitely still in London.

I agree with @Lidl Drip though, much more likely they've packed her off to live with a relative somewhere in the Home Counties or further afield and that that relative subscribes to NS and has their copy delivered. Anecdotally, IDER the last time I saw it available on a news stand but it would've been in a bigger WH Smiths or similar, and likely in London or Brighton or somewhere vaguely lively. You're more likely to find Farming Weekly and Peppa Pig Magazine and OK magazine in the smaller shops out in bumfucknowheresville than anything that highbrow.
 
New Scientist is a specialist magazine and between that and the ongoing death of the print industry in general, is probably not available at the local newsagent out in the sticks, so if she did that she's almost definitely still in London.

I agree with @Lidl Drip though, much more likely they've packed her off to live with a relative somewhere in the Home Counties or further afield and that that relative subscribes to NS and has their copy delivered. Anecdotally, IDER the last time I saw it available on a news stand but it would've been in a bigger WH Smiths or similar, and likely in London or Brighton or somewhere vaguely lively. You're more likely to find Farming Weekly and Peppa Pig Magazine and OK magazine in the smaller shops out in bumfucknowheresville than anything that highbrow.
I'm not arguing over the magazine per se. Let's face it, if you saw this photo:
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...you realise this house probably contains the June edition of Fortean Times. as well

Yes, I used to have both NS and FT delivered. No, that's not my house, I've never owned a book on the Beatles.
 
Whoever owns the property that Elaine is squatting in, I feel bad for because in no time, Elaine is turning it into a crack den.
Nah, she's friendless to the point that she meets creeps like Vordrak offline so whoever owns this place is in no danger of it turning into a proper trap house with a squad of junkies tearing down the wall paper when they are out of drugs and the monkey on their backs needs feeding. Writing this i am reconsidering my stance on if she's actually doing drugs at all, seeing how she's posted those boner pills i see her as the kind of person who would post pictures of lines chopped up on a plate for that online gangsta cred if she was indeed using. I can't say if this makes it better or worse in regards to her unhinged behaviour.
 
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Nah, she's friendless to the point that she meets creeps like Vordrak offline so whoever owns this place is in no danger of it turning into a proper trap house with a squad of junkies tearing down the wall paper when they are out of drugs and the monkey on their backs needs feeding. Writing this i am reconsidering my stance on if she's actually doing drugs at all, seeing how she's posted those boner pills i see her as the kind of person who would post pictures of lines chopped up on a plate for that online gangsta cred if she was indeed using. I can't say if this makes it better or worse in regards to her unhinged behaviour.
If she's taking drugs, she should stop. If she's not taking drugs, she should have something prescribed by a professional.
 
If she's taking drugs, she should stop. If she's not taking drugs, she should have something prescribed by a professional.
I said it before ITT when i still had a smidgen of compassion for her, before i was fully aware of how she's completely alright consorting with legit pedos and animal torturers, that just going offline (or at least going full anon online) would do her a world of good even apart from whatever she's doing offline. After i realized how much of a piece of shit and truly despicable human being she is i am hoping for that terminal stimulant psychosis because i know it will be the funniest shit ever.
 
Yes, I used to have both NS and FT delivered. No, that's not my house, I've never owned a book on the Beatles.
Book on astronomy too, and vegetarian "food". Pity its so low resolution I'd like to get a better look at the pictures on the back wall.
One of them looks like a young Barb Chandler.
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What if she's living with Vordy and those are his titty statues and magazine subscriptions? (I joke, but only 80%)
That doesn't look like Vordraks house unless he's moved up in the world.
I don't know if I should post a picture of his house but it looks like a UK Council Flat building on a street with semi-detached houses, unless he's moved from the dox I have.
I could believe the titty statues but does Vordy look like a guy who has books on science and astronomy?
Or vegetarian "food"?
 
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Elaine snuck into her male relatives bedroom again to film a short video.

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Next to the naked lady statues Elaine obviously keeps her subscription science magazine (the newest edition). Elaine, a young woman, is definitely subscribed to a physical magazine, that she keeps next to her titty statues. She just loves to read about quantum loops in between her goon sessions. This is definitely not an old man's room.

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Yeah she's not in Easter Europe or Southern France or whatever she's pretending this week. She's still in England.
I wonder if she actually understands anything from that fucking thing or she just "reads" (skims) it thinking she understands it to her Discord simps so they can validate whatever bullshit she's doing that day.
 
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Perfect opportunity to blab about misogynists and girls and science and she missed it. Very poor radfemming on her part.
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Has she always pretended to have a brother or is this a new character in the Gertlerverse?


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She forgot she made up a penthouse in Russia. She had an entire room for her network!

Lidurlee studies science at college.
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She means prestudying for the (lol) SAT for college... that she's already attending.
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Green Goddesses were historically represented butt up, asshole to Jupiter.
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But she found them in the garage of the house she bought outright full of science mags and objectified female statues worth thousands!
 
Perfect opportunity to blab about misogynists and girls and science and she missed it. Very poor radfemming on her part.
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She forgot she made up a penthouse in Russia. She had an entire room for her network!

Lidurlee studies science at college.
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She means prestudying for the (lol) SAT for college... that she's already attending.
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Green Goddesses were historically represented butt up, asshole to Jupiter.
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But she found them in the garage of the house she bought outright full of science mags and objectified female statues worth thousands!
No man on earth has ever heard of Aphrodite and her significance in the greek pantheon before, yes Elaine. God, the retardation.
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"I knew it was over for Null when he called me low IQ" lmao that one really upset her, she keeps repeating it over and over.
Fucking rich of her to philosophize about another person spiraling into cowdom. Null is way too stubborn to ever off himself.
 
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This is so disgusting, Elaine.

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Can't afford a cleaning staff for the house you totally own?
Thats fucking grimey. Some of the ones on the right next to the candle look like dessicated pillbugs, the remains of a spiders dinner.
 
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