Official Kiwifarms Woman-Hate Thread - DO NOT post about OTHER USERS or OTHER THREADS from THIS WEBSITE.

[Ser Prize]

It makes sense actually. Women spend more than men do in aggregate, so it stands to reason they would financially support the world's biggest gossip site. Most men don't like to spend money especially if they don't have to.

I've long suspected Dear Leader is partial to the Salon because the users both support the site and are crucial to Kiwifarms's overall depoliticization. The Thunderdome's contentious presence allows unchecked egos to flourish with minimal interruption and detracts from the site's mission as a meticulous chronicling of the Internet's village idiots.

While I can understand the goal of wanting to depoliticize things it's an absolute impossibility, and has been increasingly so since like the late 2000's. Politics have invaded everything to the point you can never escape it, no matter what you do. And it's become a much more prominent issue in the everyday life of everyone because of it.

You cannot escape the constant rainbows and faggotry messaging throughout the course of an entire month. You cannot escape constant snipes aimed at wrongthinkers in any form of media. You cannot escape the hordes of unwashed immigrants pouring into your country.

Posting this in this thread because A&H and it's associated userbase only became this way because of the above, and all of those above things were championed by women. Women predominantly vote for retarded leftist policies and as the world gets worse and people wise up, they cry about how they're the real victims because of our mean thoughts.

Fuck, even lolcows aren't apolitical and haven't been for a long time. Ever since Chris trooned out.

 

[grimacefetishist]

The amount of catty drama in this thread makes me seriously wonder if we've had a foid containment breach.

This whole site is a foid containment breach, sillywilly

 

[crab fucker]

I don't know what's worse, the fact that you keep showing up here to also try to dunk on us, or the fact that you only ever do it when Null is here or he mentions us. Are you physiologically incapable of having an original thought? Do you need Daddy Null to tell you to not piss in your pants?

It is kind of eerie that a shitsperg appears in this thread whenever Null mentions it, or whenever he posts here. Like I know he has ballwashers the same way any internet personality does, but you think they'd be more subtle about it. If what someone else said is true and Null thinks everyone in this thread hates him and hates the forums I would like to say for the record that I don't hate Null or the forums. Null pisses me off sometimes but I don't hate him. I legitimately think he comes into this thread sometimes to bait us with a really shitty take on a situation, or he genuinely believes some of the shit he says and that's why he gets so angry and defensive in this thread when he gets shit thrown back at him.

Like fuck, if he came into this thread with a take that more users here would agree with, I doubt we'd call him names for it. He's made similar comments before when I used to watch MATI, such as when he talked about Drexel's baby momma and other stuff like that. I think we would all agree with him on that point if that was the kind of post he made in this thread.

 

[The Ugly One]

Women predominantly vote for retarded leftist policies

But they only do that because men are RUDE. If we would stop being MEAN, they would stop voting to destroy the country.

 

[crowabunga]

I'm not some crusty post-30something any time soon, and yet women younger than me are so grotesquely obese. Forget looking like refrigerators, these bitches got them pear and apple physiques. They aren't even black or Mexican!

I deeply envy the time when these abominations would be reserved to literal freakshows, gawked at with full acknowledgement that they are biological abberations, for no matter the quantity they are nonetheless a perversion of the human form. We as a nation, a world, were brought so close to perfection by plentiful nutrition, and then it was ruined by goyslop and a dearth of personal responsibility and honesty.

 

[Ser Prize]

But they only do that because men are RUDE. If we would stop being MEAN, they would stop voting to destroy the country.

That's the worst part. The proposed solution to "please stop voting in ways that literally ruin my life" is unironically "well if you appreciated women more MAYBE we'd vote your way".

Like how do you even start trying to argue with that? With someone who honestly believes that? It just boggles my mind, man. How otherwise reasonable people can unironically say the solution to women ruining the country is to worship women more.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

I don't know what's worse, the fact that you keep showing up here to also try to dunk on us, or the fact that you only ever do it when Null is here or he mentions us. Are you physiologically incapable of having an original thought? Do you need Daddy Null to tell you to not piss in your pants?

He is to Null as Cgoody is to Nick Rekeita.

 

[California Newt]

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It follows then that he wouldn’t bite the hand that feeds:

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(which I suppose makes them whales in the financial sense) (unless he’s joking)

You guys need to stop spending your allowance on tendies and start sending it to Null, so then maybe he’ll have to like this thread.

He evidently meant that dash to mean a "minus" rather than a "hyphen". It was a joke about the website losing money.

 

[God of Nothing]

But they only do that because men are RUDE. If we would stop being MEAN, they would stop voting to destroy the country.

this is what women actually believe

Like how do you even start trying to argue with that? With someone who honestly believes that? It just boggles my mind, man. How otherwise reasonable people can unironically say the solution to women ruining the country is to worship women more.

you can't
if you tell them to go fuck themselves for such a mind-boggingly stupid and lopsided idea of how things should be, they'll take their view that you're just a stupid vagina-hater as the only correct one while continuing to do the things they know swirls society down the drain

 

[Lurker Child]

I don't know what's worse, the fact that you keep showing up here to also try to dunk on us, or the fact that you only ever do it when Null is here or he mentions us. Are you physiologically incapable of having an original thought? Do you need Daddy Null to tell you to not piss in your pants?

Be gentler on him. He's just trying to get Null to convert to Mormonism.

I'm not some crusty post-30something any time soon, and yet women younger than me are so grotesquely obese. Forget looking like refrigerators, these bitches got them pear and apple physiques. They aren't even black or Mexican!

I deeply envy the time when these abominations would be reserved to literal freakshows, gawked at with full acknowledgement that they are biological abberations, for no matter the quantity they are nonetheless a perversion of the human form. We as a nation, a world, were brought so close to perfection by plentiful nutrition, and then it was ruined by goyslop and a dearth of personal responsibility and honesty.

I still distinctly remember the reputation was that America had the fat women and Europe had the lean fit women. Even that has changed... Dios Mio.

You guys got dunked on on MATI. Lmao.

Like I or anyone who posts here gives a shit. MATI has gotten gay. I'm unironically w- w- watching Kino Casino clips now. Metokur got fucking cancer and Josh became a feminist so now I need to scratch the barrel for my fix of laughing at Internet retards.


On another note, it was interesting to hear that 75% of the site's funding comes from BP. Well done Josh! I can see why he thinks everyone here are genetic deadends if he's able to wrangle women's wealth like that.
I would like to raise a glass to honor those women who have donated to the site. Their husband's money has gone to a good cause!

Truly a man so wide eyed can only be a visionary!
With such cognition, his brain must be as wrinkled and creased as the fat of his body!

 

[Buttigieg2020]

He evidently meant that dash to mean a "minus" rather than a "hyphen". It was a joke about the website losing money.

He has said that salon supports the site disproportionally before, so I figured there’s probably a grain of truth in there somewhere.

Also, parentheses means a negative value already in accounting, so it was negative negative value. The PEMDAS got the better of me.

But really, I just really wanted to make the joke about BP being whales.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

That's the worst part. The proposed solution to "please stop voting in ways that literally ruin my life" is unironically "well if you appreciated women more MAYBE we'd vote your way".

Like how do you even start trying to argue with that? With someone who honestly believes that? It just boggles my mind, man. How otherwise reasonable people can unironically say the solution to women ruining the country is to worship women more.

I sometimes feel like women are still mentally caught up in their biology. They aren't attuned to a situation where they've got almost as much systemic power as men do, where their votes and money count for just as much; they still feel like if they dig their heels in and pout enough eventually the men will give in and make things better and then everything will be fine. They aren't really responsible for anything. Average men are, and they're just holding out.

That's why it's mainly unmarried women doing it too.

Idk what they expect. Maybe we as men have to collectively go out and pat women on the head and tell them we appreciate them very much but could they please at least cooperate instead of doing everything possible to trash society as some kind of weird attempt to get back at the world because they don't get enough validation.

On another note, it was interesting to hear that 75% of the site's funding comes from BP.

Eh, I always suspected BP was a money maker because it tends to court women who are older, working, and dumb/loose with money. Meanwhile the men who use the site tend to be younger and more likely to be paranoid neets with an oppositional streak.

At one point someone in this thread claimed Josh only tolerated the thunderdome because of money, but the reality is that there's a reason corporations pander to female causes. Women are much more easily herded cash cows (possibly, again, because they don't actually take the influence their capital has as seriously as men do).

 

[The Ugly One]

You absolute mongoloids, "75% of negative $2000" was a joke, not an accounting figure for you to dissect.

 

[Human Waiter]

I don't know why you guys are having problem with women, mine works fine. Maybe you just aren't using(beating) it right.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

Be gentler on him. He's just trying to get Null to convert to Mormonism.

Null is more likely to convert to Islam than he is to convert to Mormonism. The prophet Mohammed only had one underage wife.

 

[Ser Prize]

@Ultrapenguin

I don't think women actually want validation from men in that way. That's why "guys why can't we just ally with the radical feminists" has always been a losing strategy, and just gets us further into the world where a 6'8" troon menaces a woman in her rest room and that's somehow your fault because if you weren't such a meanie head women wouldn't have voted for him to be there.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

There is never any desire to compromise. It's all a slow walk to gay space communism.

pear and apple physiques

Good sir, pear and apple are used to refer to proportions as it relates to bone structure.

What you describe don't deserve fruit metaphors for they are amorphous masses of folds and distensions.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

What you describe don't deserve fruit metaphors for the are amorphous masses folds and distensions.

Way to ruin my appetite, thank you very much, sir

 

[Coolio55]

I'm not some crusty post-30something any time soon, and yet women younger than me are so grotesquely obese. Forget looking like refrigerators, these bitches got them pear and apple physiques. They aren't even black or Mexican!

I deeply envy the time when these abominations would be reserved to literal freakshows, gawked at with full acknowledgement that they are biological abberations, for no matter the quantity they are nonetheless a perversion of the human form. We as a nation, a world, were brought so close to perfection by plentiful nutrition, and then it was ruined by goyslop and a dearth of personal responsibility and honesty.

Heh. My mother's ancient and you reminded me of how she'd lament the inflation of the dress size when I was s kid.
Not that I'm calling you ancient, it's just that this has been going on for a long time.

 

[The Hardest R]

I don't know what's worse, the fact that you keep showing up here to also try to dunk on us, or the fact that you only ever do it when Null is here or he mentions us. Are you physiologically incapable of having an original thought? Do you need Daddy Null to tell you to not piss in your pants?

This nigger started off in A&H until he got ran out because every post mentioned he was a welder, started every post with “my guy,” or his ice cold neocon takes about politics or the military got him chased out. So now he’s become one of Dear Feeder’s dingleberries instead. He seems to crave validation from authority figures, which seems to be part and parcel of Mormonism. Now why he feels the need to do this is something that is likely worth digging into. I understand a kid who is 12 feeling this way but he’s in his mid 20s, which is pretty late in the game to be a Mormon without a wife either.

tl;dr - he’s a faggot