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[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Li'l Guy has Big L:

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"pass as a cisgender male"

Oh really?

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nly lesbians and straight men are into me (self.FTMMen)

submitted 1 month ago * by Klutzy_Software_5138 to r/FTMMen

I am a bi transman but my attractions lead more towards women. I’m only on queer dating apps because apps like Hinge, Bumble, and Tinder just have never worked out. Literally the only people that hit me up are lesbians or straight men. I’ve called them out in the past and said I’m not comfortable dating or hooking up with someone that’s not into men because it just feels invalidating af and they always get mad. I don’t have much else to say but asking anyone else deals with this.

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Being called pretty (self.FTMMen)

submitted 2 months ago by Klutzy_Software_5138 to r/FTMMen

How do you feel when someone calls you “pretty boy” or “beautiful boy”? Tonight at the train station a homeless woman begged me for money and she kept saying “you’re so pretty.” Mind you I am nearly 6 years on T, I got a beard and while I’m skinny and short, I aim to appear as masculine as possible. Anyways when she called me that I basically said “I am a man” and she walked away.

Idk for me being called terms like pretty, gorgeous, and beautiful have always felt incredibly emasculating to me. I have fought so hard to be a man. I want to be called handsome but no one ever says it to me. I just get called “nice” also the boy part of it all. Beautiful boy, pretty boy like I’m almost 26 years old. I’m not this cute Uwu boy. I am an adult man.

Idk I often don’t hear cis men get called these terms. Why are transmen constantly having feminine terms and infantilizing language thrown at us and when we say something about it we are told we are “ungrateful.” That I have “toxic masculinity” when really I just want to be seen as a fucking man like every other cisgender guy. It’s just so annoying to deal with.

I understand people are only trying to be nice but it still rubs me the wrong way. Being called pretty for me brings back trauma of the days I couldn’t be me and I just don’t like it.

People are calling her "pretty" and her only dating app matches are straight men and lesbians, but she completely passes! Look, she has a beard!

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Mind you I am nearly 6 years on T, I got a beard and while I’m skinny and short, I aim to appear as masculine as possible.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

'Pretty' isn't necessarily a gendered term, it gets used all the time to describe more delicately featured men (basically the type who are usually the frontmen of shit bands that tween girls tend to lust after). Does this alphachad not realise that being born female basically precludes her from approximating any male phenotype other than that specific one? A wispy pube beard doesn't make you Vin Diesel, darling. You've still got all the shoulder breadth of an emaciated housecat.

 

[Chickenpolar]

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Main: @ astridapollyon
Alt: @ astridgaytime
Instagram: @ aluxvt
Twitch: AstridApollyon
And because of course they do:
18+: @ alux18plus
Fansly: @ AluxVt

Astrid looks like a Pooner name. I did not expect those photos

Hecking valid name Astrid Dude.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Astrid looks like a Pooner name. I did not expect those photos

Hecking valid name Astrid Dude.

He chose it because it’s an anagram of “is tard.”

 

[FinnSven]

The only famous Astrid I know is Astrid Lindgren who wrote children’s classics like Pippi Longstocking, Ronja the Robbers daughter and Emil.

I suspect she would have been a TERF like Germaine Greer, who she probably knew, and JK Rowling.

Pippi for instance despite being quite stereotypically male in her behavior was very clearly a girl and not pretending to be anything else.
Astrid was also very keen on children being children and having a time of innocence. I think she would be very rightfully suspicious of drag story hour and “trans kids”.

 

[Candidate No 7]

New hormone hack dropped.

I'm in the hospital at the moment - I broke my tibia and fibula yesterday. When they were taking my medical history I disclosed that I'd been taking Tgel from a private clinic but ran out a few weeks ago (true, thanks GGP...) I am probably being discharged tomorrow and just saw that the hospital has given me a new bottle of Tgel amongst my discharge medication! I'm so happy, that really buys me time to sort out a new source.

Imagine how many hormones you would get if you broke FOUR bones? or EIGHT? Total euphoria.

 

[Josie and the Sussy Cats]

The only famous Astrid I know is Astrid Lindgren who wrote children’s classics like Pippi Longstocking, Ronja the Robbers daughter and Emil.

I suspect she would have been a TERF like Germaine Greer, who she probably knew, and JK Rowling.

Eh, the Swedish state would have just threatened to raise her taxes to 150% per annum if she deviated from the party line in today's climate.

 

[FinnSven]

Eh, the Swedish state would have just threatened to raise her taxes to 150% per annum if she deviated from the party line in today's climate.

They did that anyway.

No shit. At one point she was being taxed 101% of her income.

 

[Josie and the Sussy Cats]

They did that anyway.

No shit. At one point she was being taxed 101% of her income.

Indeed. If I recall correctly, didn't the Swedish government have to tweak the laws as a result?

 

[Rare Steak]

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Instagram: @ aluxvt
Twitch: AstridApollyon
And because of course they do:
18+: @ alux18plus
Fansly: @ AluxVt

Looks like his most recent IG is actually: aastrid_duffee

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[FinnSven]

Indeed. If I recall correctly, didn't the Swedish government have to tweak the laws as a result?

Yep.

It was that there wasn’t any ceiling limit on personal income taxes.
There is now. It can be as high as 50%, but one does have to earn a pretty substantial amount for that to kick in.

 

[Susanna]

Yep.

It was that there wasn’t any ceiling limit on personal income taxes.
There is now. It can be as high as 50%, but one does have to earn a pretty substantial amount for that to kick in.

It's still going to result in those wealthy people hiding their income and moving abroad.

 

[Troon Meet Noose]

They're functional for women, not gorilla sized dudes in dresses.

 

[Poyorin]

Imagine thinking about cutting off your family over such thing.

They throw away their families so easily. They find themselves so-calld found/chosen families, and then cry online when their parents cut them off the financial support, that they have no place to live in anymore or that they have no support whatsoever, and blame it on "transphobia". Ask your chosen family to support you, or does the support stops when you need financial aid or a place to live in long term? Funny that.

Well... You see... They can't ask for financial support or place to live when the other "chosen family" members are also homeless and penniless. By then the "chosen family" turns into an e-begging e-whoring polycule.

 

[MongInTheMirror]

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They're functional for women, not gorilla sized dudes in dresses.

Yeah, or you wear women's actual comfortable, orthopedic work shoes or sneakers most days like an actual woman, instead of relying on size 13 platform poledancer heels to desperately signal your True and Honest Wammen (TM) status

 

[HarrietTubmansTittyFuckSu]

Yeah, or you wear women's actual comfortable, orthopedic work shoes or sneakers most days like an actual woman, instead of relying on size 13 platform poledancer heels to desperately signal your True and Honest Wammen (TM) status

Off hand I think about Victoria Beckham being open about needing treatment for how her obsession with wearing stilettos has affected her feet. Just because women walk around confidently in heels doesn’t mean they feel comfortable, and that dainty tiny feet make it easier but I’m sure a man’s 13 feels awful supported on a tiny stick held together with a strap or two.

Tranny cope of course would be look at the ignorant cis! She can’t wear them either checkmate! The one thing I’ve learned through the farms and personal experience is that all trannies, mtf and ftm, hate to be inconvenienced or slightly uncomfortable. When I see McDonald’s girl I see a woman done at the end of the night, a guy in a dress would simply look fucking nuts. Men think a spinny skirt and pink hair means life on tutorial setting and the ladies, a button down with belted baggy pants means deference and respect for existing. We are all just trying to make it, no one wants to deal with a hysterical leech bringing down our steeze

 

[MongInTheMirror]

Off hand I think about Victoria Beckham being open about needing treatment for how her obsession with wearing stilettos has affected her feet. Just because women walk around confidently in heels doesn’t mean they feel comfortable, and that dainty tiny feet make it easier but I’m sure a man’s 13 feels awful supported on a tiny stick held together with a strap or two.
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Tranny cope of course would be look at the ignorant cis! She can’t wear them either checkmate! The one thing I’ve learned through the farms and personal experience is that all trannies, mtf and ftm, hate to be inconvenienced or slightly uncomfortable. When I see McDonald’s girl I see a woman done at the end of the night, a guy in a dress would simply look fucking nuts. Men think a spinny skirt and pink hair means life on tutorial setting and the ladies, a button down with belted baggy pants means deference and respect for existing. We are all just trying to make it, no one wants to deal with a hysterical leech bringing down our steeze

I get your point, but you've got to admit Beckham is an outlier case - barring the most devoted to their power heels (and I'm a shoe afficionado myself, in the right circumstances), I think most women save shoes like that for special occasions. You just kind of accept a certain amount of bunions in exchange for your feet being a literal work of art at that friend's wedding/ HS reunion/ whatever, but hell would freeze over before you'd wear the things daily.

Troons, being the porn addicted shut-ins they are, assume we wear them as a matter of course because as women we naturally long for the days of imperial China, when us females were forced to hobble along at 0.25 km/ph like the good little crippled broodmares we are...

 

[Catboy Ranch]

I'm convinced the more Manic Panic hair bleach and dye products they use, the less trans they are. Straight up pink = don't even have an HRT Rx.

 

[HarrietTubmansTittyFuckSu]

Troons, being the porn addicted shut-ins they are, assume we wear them as a matter of course because as women we naturally long for the days of imperial China, when us females were forced to hobble along at 0.25 km/ph like the good little crippled broodmares we are...

For sure! It’s also why a lot of them live in bisexual lighting and cheap AliExpress goth bondage gear. They want to emulate the women they want to fuck. Whether it’s the elusive 00s emo chick or a bimbo powderpuff it’s never a realistic representation of women. Only my thought but I guess the closest to them finding a middle ground would be that meme of the loli in a hoodie being sad. Why live life if I’m not the object of sexual attention?

 

[Dr. Butt]

This is how women, lesbians especially, should gatekeep their apps. When you open it, it should be two hues of a color that are very close and the user is asked to differentiate them in some way or the user is presented with a series of colors and is asked to pick one, I.E you see six different pinks and reds and are asked to pick which one is "rose".