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Meatless Makeover: Joey Chestnut Is Out of Nathan’s Hot Dog Contest​

By Margaret Fleming

LAST UPDATED June 11, 2024 | 04:29 pm PUBLISHED June 11, 2024 | 02:46 pm
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America’s classic Fourth of July tradition, the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest, will look unrecognizable this year without its superstar Joey Chestnut. And a business decision is to blame.

Chestnut’s partnership with Impossible Foods, which makes plant-based meat alternatives to burgers and hot dogs, is what’s blocking him out of the event, according to the New York Post. Major League Eating said a Labor Day competition on Netflix with no brand promotion was offered, but the Nathan’s competition has had the same “basic hot dog exclusivity provisions” for nearly 20 years.

“We are devastated to learn that Joey Chestnut has chosen to represent a rival brand that sells plant-based hot dogs rather than competing in the 2024 Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest,” MLE said in a statement. “MLE and Nathan’s went to great lengths to accommodate Joey and his management team, agreeing to the appearance fee and allowing Joey to compete in a rival, unbranded hot dog eating contest on Labor Day.”

The Post reports that Chestnut made $200,000 competing in last year’s contest, and was offered a $1.2 million contract to stick around for the next four years. Whatever Impossible offered ultimately was more enticing.

An Accomplished Eater

Chestnut, 40, is the star of the competitive eating world, and has won 16 Nathan’s competitions while gaining national acclaim. He holds the world record for eating 76 dogs and buns in 10 minutes in 2021, and has won the Fourth of July competition every year since ’16. In ’23, he sailed to victory with 62 dogs.

MLE’s own website calls him the “greatest eater in history.”

“Joey Chestnut is an American hero. We would love nothing more than to have him at the Nathan’s Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest. We hope he returns when he is not representing a rival brand,” MLE said.

MLE and Chestnut did not immediately respond to Front Office Sports’ requests for comment.

Chestnut’s biggest rival, Takeru Kobayashi, won six straight Nathan’s contests before also dropping out due to business quarrels with MLE. He hasn’t entered the competition since 2009 because he refusedto sign an exclusive deal with the organization. Kobayashi retired in May, saying: “I no longer feel hunger.”
 
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Word on the street is Joey was really banned for hate speech. He said hotdogs were sandwiches because they were protein served between bread.

Of course, rational people know that a hotdog is not a sandwich. A hotdog is a hotdog. This blatant profiling and pigeonholing of prominent foodstuffs needs to end. It's current year.

Source: I made it up
 
You will eat the bug wiener. You will be happy.
 
One of the less and less rare cases of two brand deals totally destroying each other. Nobody cares about Chestnut outside of one day of the year, and this only brings flak to fake meat from people who already aren’t going to eat it.

If I were a vegan hippie I’d wager that it’d be normal to hate a competition that centers around meat and how wastefully the meats gone through. Just all around bad choices by marketing managers who assume growth is possible in diametrically opposed demographics.
 
The competitive eating scene and the Eatfeats forum would make a hilarious niche lolcow thread. Everyone involved is some level of insane and has been carrying a bag of grudges for about fifteen years. The bad blood would impress even TayTay.
 
The taste isn't bad, but I don't get why I'd pay more to replicate something I can easily get. With other meat alternatives I actually like when they do something different and that's what gets me to buy it on the rare occasion I do.
I think it's not really about cheaper, i think it's more about vegans and stuff right?
It is about cheaper, because even vegans have alternatives (mian jin or if you’re gay, seitan). And for us meat lovers looking to not die by 50, it’s hardly a good substitute for that either with the price point only further creating a divide.

Impossible tastes fairly meaty ,but the texture is awful. Beyond has a nice texture but lacks the taste. The issue with both is that they are not any healthier than beef, and in the case of Impossible, is worse on everything but saturated fat.
 
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IN THE BROWN CORNER, FIGHTING OUT OF A HOVEL IN PUERTO RICO, SHE STANDS 5 FT 6 IN TALL, WEIGHTING IN AT WELL ABOVE THE HEAVYWEIGHT LIMIT, WITH AN UNDEFEATED RECORD AGAINST ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET OWNERS AND CREDIT CARD COMPANIES AND HER ONLY THREE LOSSES BEING TO THE IRS, TYPE 2 DIABETES AND HER EX-HUSBAND IN A CUSTODY BATTLE, THE NUMBER ONE COMPETITIVE EATING CONTENDER IN THE WORLD, JACKIE "THE STREET SHITTING OGRE" SIIIIIIIIIIIIINGH!

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Joey Chestnut is an American hero. We would love nothing more than to have him at the Nathan’s Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest. We hope he returns when he is not representing a rival brand,” MLE said.
Nikocado Avocado eating more impressive than this faggot. Nikocado avocado probably sucked far less dick than Joey Chestnut.
 
You mean to tell me that the guy who swallows boiled processed meat product practically whole and dips buns in water so that they go down easier for ten minutes straight once a year, and then probably doesn’t eat a well cooked hotdog the other 364 days endorses Impossible meat? Fuckin’ sign me up
 
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