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Another giant slab of meat phallo
The last week at home has been incredible. Definitely hard times, but overall there's nothing like being in your own space, eating your own food and seeing people on your own time.
I was sore as hell after the drive home, but happy to be there with my darlings and my dogs and cats and daughter. When we bought a couch last year, we specifically got one that would be good for napping and easy to clean. And we got it a warranty. All good decisions.
BIDMC referred me for a VNA program in my town and they called my first night home and we set up an appointment for the next morning. It's been incredible to have a professional coming by every day to check out my progress and help calm my anxious brain like is THAT an infection??? No, it's not, bodies are just gross. They put in for a delivery of wound dressings for me so that was covered by my insurance, too. They also had an OT come visit my home and talk with me about making it more accessible for me.
Changing the dressings has been difficult. The instructions I went home with were xeroform, ab pads, gauze, and an ace bandage wrap, and to let the "sponge" material under tegaderm dry and come off on its own. Both have had their difficulties. The xeroform dries on my wounds which is not fucking ideal. It means they hurt like hell when they come off. We've tried changing them daily instead of every other day, we've tried adding vaseline at the 12 hour mark, we've tried rehydrating with saline spray before removing them. No joy. The best we've found so far is to boil a pot of water to sanitize it with a couple of hand towels in it. Use that water to sanitize a bowl and take a bit of the water and towels out and leave them somewhere to cool. After about an hour they should be warm but not hot and you can leave them on your legs to soak the xeroform and pull it off when it's a bit more rehydrated.
I will also say that it helps to pull the stubborn bits yourself. When I wasn't looking at them being released or using my own hands to help, my brain didn't seem to know what to make of all the input and just decided it was lots of pain. When I've been a part of the pulling off process myself, it has been less painful.
The sponge was... Problematic. It was really drenched in blood and the weight of it kept busting through the tegaderm until I ran out of it and messaged Cauley's office. They suggested removing it and we're giving it the same wrappings as the other leg. It was GROSS to remove (wear gloves), but it's healing nicely out of it. My VNA has been really impressed with the recovery process. She had lots of compliments for the sutures/cuts at the base of the phallus ("I see why you'd drive all the way out to Boston for that."), and for the way that we've been caring for the wounds. She's annoyed I can't shower (to help with the xeroform) and they they're not treating these wounds like burn wounds and prescribing lidocane or anything local for the pain (I've noticed no pain input notice when tylenol or ibuprofen is in my system or when I've had some shweed). I'll bring it up at my follow up tomorrow and see what they say. Less pain would be nice.
Stitches have been completely out of sight out of mind. I think they may end up coming out tomorrow tbh. I want to ask about driving and showering. Those are two privileges I can't wait to get back. I know I can't rush this part, but I would LOVE for my legs to heal faster. I don't like the graft site pattern and the thighs are not a great place for wrappings. Pulling them up and rewrapping has been very annoying.
Sleep has been good with a nightly edible and staying on top of the pain meds. I've been slightly more mobile than a full bed rest. I've been able to load up my dishwasher on one occasion, I sat on the sides of my raised garden beds and did some weeding. I went across the street to sit on a neighbor's porch for an afternoon. Little things feel exhausting, but we all knew that would be the case. I do what I can and then I go lay down again. My daughter is loving the video gaming time, and my boyfriend and cat love that I'm always available for a cuddle.
I've been pursuing my hobbies and passions in a safe for me way. I haven't been to a protest in a whole two weeks (please applaud) because I know even if I go and bring a folding bench and sit there's not guarantee I won't be bumped anyways. I weeded and shuffled around with a basket to take care of my farm stall (I look like a real grandma with my cane, BIG flowy skirt and keffiyeh layered forward, all to hide my bulge). I sat on my foldable bench to work the three sister's plot I'm preparing. I was able to Dom by letting my sub give me a sponge bath, and I was even able to participate in them having sex/introducing the phallus bulge in a careful way (it was very queer and trans and excellent). DM if you want to be able to participate in sex with your partner but aren't sure how to start- I don't think this recovery time means we have to be out of the game, fellas.
That's it, I guess. I'm ready for my follow up appointment tomorrow, and I'll give more updates soon!
I was sore as hell after the drive home, but happy to be there with my darlings and my dogs and cats and daughter. When we bought a couch last year, we specifically got one that would be good for napping and easy to clean. And we got it a warranty. All good decisions.
BIDMC referred me for a VNA program in my town and they called my first night home and we set up an appointment for the next morning. It's been incredible to have a professional coming by every day to check out my progress and help calm my anxious brain like is THAT an infection??? No, it's not, bodies are just gross. They put in for a delivery of wound dressings for me so that was covered by my insurance, too. They also had an OT come visit my home and talk with me about making it more accessible for me.
Changing the dressings has been difficult. The instructions I went home with were xeroform, ab pads, gauze, and an ace bandage wrap, and to let the "sponge" material under tegaderm dry and come off on its own. Both have had their difficulties. The xeroform dries on my wounds which is not fucking ideal. It means they hurt like hell when they come off. We've tried changing them daily instead of every other day, we've tried adding vaseline at the 12 hour mark, we've tried rehydrating with saline spray before removing them. No joy. The best we've found so far is to boil a pot of water to sanitize it with a couple of hand towels in it. Use that water to sanitize a bowl and take a bit of the water and towels out and leave them somewhere to cool. After about an hour they should be warm but not hot and you can leave them on your legs to soak the xeroform and pull it off when it's a bit more rehydrated.
I will also say that it helps to pull the stubborn bits yourself. When I wasn't looking at them being released or using my own hands to help, my brain didn't seem to know what to make of all the input and just decided it was lots of pain. When I've been a part of the pulling off process myself, it has been less painful.
The sponge was... Problematic. It was really drenched in blood and the weight of it kept busting through the tegaderm until I ran out of it and messaged Cauley's office. They suggested removing it and we're giving it the same wrappings as the other leg. It was GROSS to remove (wear gloves), but it's healing nicely out of it. My VNA has been really impressed with the recovery process. She had lots of compliments for the sutures/cuts at the base of the phallus ("I see why you'd drive all the way out to Boston for that."), and for the way that we've been caring for the wounds. She's annoyed I can't shower (to help with the xeroform) and they they're not treating these wounds like burn wounds and prescribing lidocane or anything local for the pain (I've noticed no pain input notice when tylenol or ibuprofen is in my system or when I've had some shweed). I'll bring it up at my follow up tomorrow and see what they say. Less pain would be nice.
Stitches have been completely out of sight out of mind. I think they may end up coming out tomorrow tbh. I want to ask about driving and showering. Those are two privileges I can't wait to get back. I know I can't rush this part, but I would LOVE for my legs to heal faster. I don't like the graft site pattern and the thighs are not a great place for wrappings. Pulling them up and rewrapping has been very annoying.
Sleep has been good with a nightly edible and staying on top of the pain meds. I've been slightly more mobile than a full bed rest. I've been able to load up my dishwasher on one occasion, I sat on the sides of my raised garden beds and did some weeding. I went across the street to sit on a neighbor's porch for an afternoon. Little things feel exhausting, but we all knew that would be the case. I do what I can and then I go lay down again. My daughter is loving the video gaming time, and my boyfriend and cat love that I'm always available for a cuddle.
I've been pursuing my hobbies and passions in a safe for me way. I haven't been to a protest in a whole two weeks (please applaud) because I know even if I go and bring a folding bench and sit there's not guarantee I won't be bumped anyways. I weeded and shuffled around with a basket to take care of my farm stall (I look like a real grandma with my cane, BIG flowy skirt and keffiyeh layered forward, all to hide my bulge). I sat on my foldable bench to work the three sister's plot I'm preparing. I was able to Dom by letting my sub give me a sponge bath, and I was even able to participate in them having sex/introducing the phallus bulge in a careful way (it was very queer and trans and excellent). DM if you want to be able to participate in sex with your partner but aren't sure how to start- I don't think this recovery time means we have to be out of the game, fellas.
That's it, I guess. I'm ready for my follow up appointment tomorrow, and I'll give more updates soon!
Lady Farishta
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chromosonialy lol for many reasons
lol
sheepworldvizor
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Super weird how there’s a big ol man’s hand there in his photos lol.
Forget your mutilated peen, bro, your hands are the equivalent of billboards with MAN written on them.
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Agreed it looks suspicious, like those fake plastic lips from a gumball machine but uh... over an amhole.
Should have gone to the THC back before all this mess started and saved himself a lot of pain and suffering.
The neovaginas on here always resemble misshapen, overgrown cow hooves.
VitaminDsupplements
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Yeah just tell him you're infertile and fake-cry a little bit. There's no difference right?
Just have to burn all your childhood pictures and hope no-one remembers you. I mean how would they? All those facial feminization surgeries worked out so well!
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@GloriousScarf
What an absolute degenerate. I hope her "sub" ends up tugging the giant rot burrito off.
What an absolute degenerate. I hope her "sub" ends up tugging the giant rot burrito off.
Bloo
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kind of nervous? Lmao okay. Ah yes, most women‘s clits mysteriously go missing too.
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> Watch porn until coom dementia convinces you you need a "vagina"
> Pay a sociopath to butcher your penis into a crude facsimile of a woman's genitalia
> Can't find your own "clit"
Man moment.
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Give me clocks for lateness, but...
High heels were originally created for MEN to show off their calves. There was a whole thing about women appropriating them. Much social unrest, etc. If men want those torture chambers back they can have them lol
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Weren't they created for archers on horseback (also men)?
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That's in the past. High heels are for doing sick cyborg grinds while you're fighting giant robots with your ninja sword.
![metal_gear_rising_revengeance_raiden_black_cosplay_shoes_1[1].jpg](http://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/attachments/6067/6067989-cd028419c7bc12522903f59fde4f0d55.jpg?hash=zQKEGce8El "metal_gear_rising_revengeance_raiden_black_cosplay_shoes_1[1].jpg")
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Also, this pooner must be pretty big, those legs look like belong to Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers movies.
PaulBearer
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Troons who attempt to stealth deserve to be severely beaten, possibly to death, I don't mind.
Imagine being so lacking in guile that you had done the deed with a troon, I can't see how it's possible but certain men are maybe not so discerning...you're expecting a lot of people not to just see red...and as these men will probably be blacks you are asking for it really.
Imagine being so lacking in guile that you had done the deed with a troon, I can't see how it's possible but certain men are maybe not so discerning...you're expecting a lot of people not to just see red...and as these men will probably be blacks you are asking for it really.
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Dupers delight times ten. The ultimate narcissist coom, I guess - rape by deception. It's his fantasy, and it's more important to him than anything else.
He's counting on some inexperienced guy, probably high/drunk, to think it's his lucky day. I just hope any poor bastard who is naive enough to fall for this walking malignancy figures it out before he encounters the stink ditch.
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A lot of the rot dogs look like if the Pillsbury dough boy got his little wee wee stung by wasps.
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This is exactly why the argument, "What if the troon passes really well tho?" shouldn't move anyone.
Troons passing (assuming it ever fucking happened) does not make it OK, it makes it a million times worse.
Total. Tranny. Death.
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I do wonder sometimes about the "straight" men who claim to have been fooled by an MTF. How drunk do you have to be to not notice the 101 tells, while still being sober enough to get this far?
I think they look like unbaked sub rolls, ie a tube of dough. Except it’s grafted to your pelvis now
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We live in a world where massive groups encourage Rape by Deception & applaud it.
Also dough vs rot dog
Has stuff in the middle
Is weird uneven and often lumpy
Can be cut up and baked
Pooner horror images. I’ll see myself out. Yes yes I’m hilarious, I know.