Talking here, get it twisted.
Is this RALPHAMALE behavior? Fuck no. Whining like a LITTLE beta bitch more like it. Ralph is the king of taking a great idea (-CAPITAL EYE- internet blood sports) and executing it at peak mediocrity (Durr Sekturr). So I’m just gonna flip this unrelated movie script I’ve been writing onto this innocuous in-character ERP forum.
So far Ralph has reposted v-tards’ info already floating around the internet + super duper meanie comments. This causes anime avatars to reeeeeee, and the bpd "talents" to flip out and run away from the internet for a while. (Oh yeah bro, she totally doesn’t care. The retarded whore who lives all day every day in an echo chamber of virtual losers 24/7 is mentally resistant enough to withstand THE GUNT. Yeah, uh huh, yup, OK, sure, definitely, yeah bro, how much was that last super chat you sent her?) And not much else. BORING. Sure it’s novel but you’ll never beat Nicky boy and get lolcow of the year doing that, so you might as well zonk out the rest of 2024. So, we NEED to up the ante.
Interview.
Live, in person, face-to-face interview with the inspirational, entrepreneurial ladies of the V-Tuber industry. I AM AGAINST ANY ILLEGAL ACTIONS/ACTIVITIES but, an
unplanned on the spot, hard hitting, highly journotistical recorded interviews asking the REAL questions like “Are you a pedophile?”, “Do you support (known pedophile a.k.a. anyone in the community)?” or even “Has anime and its consequences been a disaster for mankind?” I believe Ethan Ralph genuinely is the only man willing to do such interviews.
People who like these pedos would just interview online with prepared questions, no real journalism/pressure. People who don’t like pedos would just ignore v-tuber, the hassle of the gaggle of fans ain’t worth heckling. Who does that leave? Like seriously, who’s left? Oh come on, admit it,
THE RALPHMAN is the ONLYman(s) MAN enough to step up to the challenge. Make this an actual fucking war, not this limp dicked bitching match shit. Do shit that the world has been begging for, take up God on the task he has set up for us. Stop, Pussy, Footing, Around and single handily take down this pedo-industry Ralph.
Granted, there are problems with this idea:
- Ralph has no idea where to go, no contact info, addresses, pictures to confirm identity. It’s not like v-tards’ info already floating around the internet
+ super duper so he’ll never be able to contact these people.
- Many of these
e-prostitutes content creators live in America, the holy land, land of freedom, hotdogs, and freedom. Unfortunately. Ralph is too scared of ol’ Vicious Vickers to ever return.
No hyper masculine, cool red chariot from which to go on an evil slaying journalistic crusade, driving, camping and streaming across America destroying the anime scourge.
- Journalism hard. It’s not like there are forums of people willing to speculate good questions/collect interview topics/info for Ralph, literally for free. He doesn’t even have a web blog where he larps as a journalist so we shouldn’t try to call him out on bad journalistic integrity (Letting a good story go to waste is like a vulture not willing to shove its head into the visceral. Pussy shit).
- Interviews are scary and if Ralph is anything, he’s a feminist, cause he fucking loves women. So he’ll never interview a female pedo to put her on the spot nor would he ever get some personal thrill confronting these people (remember, crime=bad, this is a script. All likenesses are coincidence and the small hat tribe taught me pattern recognition= bad).
- It’s extremely unsustainable. It’s not like there are massive companies, employees, grifters, fans, orbiters, a-logs, CONVENTIONS, meet-ups, artists, etc. to milk potentially for years of content. Besides, everyone loves v-tubers. There is not a single human being on this earth who would pay money to see a pedophile squirm.
- The army of vtuber fans is too intimidating. Those keyboard warriors would tank Ralph illustrious image and send him to therapy. It would even burn bridges with his friends Juju, Pedo, Bottle-Licker, and our Pizza-boy. It’s not like everyone would egg him on and keep up to date on his war path.
- Ralph would rather fade away zonking on his faggot pills instead of grabbing the world by the dick, calling it a “retorded pe-do-file niggah” to its face before figuratively body slamming it to dust.
That’s the kicker. I wasn’t joking when I said “This is a movie script”. Ralph isn’t going to do anything, this is a nothing burger. Don’t get me wrong, I was entertained (especially writing this shit), people who hate v-tuber got respite via seeing the tumour seething, vtards vented some built up steam from their 2 minute hate, Procrastinhater realized he lives in a society and chase is a faggot.
A war doesn’t do that. A war is remembered and lives on in every word said there on in everyone who remembers, passing onto those who were never even there. This is going to be forgotten the moment Ralph reaches for the pills and drink again only to temporally resurface the idea, screech on twitter before hollering victory and waddling back to the pills again. I’m just writing this to get it out of my own system. It’s something I want to see happen because it would be hilarious, not because it’s something that’s ever going to happen.