Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[MirnaMinkoff]

I disagree that supervising, entertaining, feeding, schooling, bathing/dressing, etc. 5 kids who are all only a few years of age between each other is a one person job, even very attentive mothers get help from their family in those situations. If the kids went to public school? Sure, but they don't. And they all have a ton of extracurricular activities too apparently. I challenge you to adopt one puppy a month for five months, meeting all their physiological needs and also training them. Keeping on top of cleaning up the house, too. Guarantee you will be exhausted very quickly.

All that plus people seem to forget you get absolutely shit sleep when kids are young. The first year and only 3 hours of sleep at a time due to nursing is tough, but kids wake you up all the time until they hit 4 or older.

I’d argue the biggest need for a nanny for 3-4 or 5 kids isn’t to clean or cook, but to make sure parents are not terribly sleep deprived for years in end. Even taking kids #4 & #3 to school and pre-K is hell if you been up all night with toddler 2 and nursing infant 1. But Kayla was doing home school teaching, not dropping kids off at school.

I’m not sure how the fuck one would balance that homeschool stuff plus caring for the younger children unless Nick did night duty or there was a nanny to help. This is why humans did multi-generational homes for thousands of years. It’s probably why Kayla and Nick had such involvement in their church and lived near Kayla’s family - extra childcare help.

BUT Kayla’s family and the church became problems when Nick wanted to fuck other chicks, stay drunk and do drugs. I think he convinced her the solution was the polycule life. If Nick wanted to banish the additional childcare help of family and church, then it needed replaced with something else. Maybe the nanny worked for awhile but once she noped out they were in a tight spot. No decent Nanny was going to be okay with the obvious substance abuse and filth, so that leaves finding another degenerate swinger couple or new step-mommies/ sister wives.

What boggles my mind is that all this all implodes when the youngest is six. They’ve now gotten over the hardest, most work intensive years, with all the kids.

I still can’t understand why Nick and Kayla did all the homeschool shit. The kids saw more degenerate shit in their home than they’d manage to see in public school. Nick is okay with porn and sexual degeneracy of all types, so he can’t worry about the LGBTQ shit in schools. He doesn’t actually believe in Christianity, or at least not what any church in Spicer is teaching, so it’s not for religious reasons. Looking at the public schools in that area - it’s all white. It’s white and rural, his kids have zero worry about cultural diversity issues.

Years ago I just assumed they homeschooled because they were hardcore Christian conservative trad types - but they aren’t, not at all.

It makes me wonder if they homeschooled for the reason some other weird degen creeps do - to avoid their kids being around lots of mandated reporters. The church school only relented and reported them after shit was FUBAR. A public school might have reported shit years ago. Public school is specifically supposed to look for the dirty clothes, abnormal behavior and kids truancy/ constantly showing up late as pointing to problems at home.

For all Nick’s moaning about driving kids places I’d bet the kids regularly missed classes and showed up late a lot. You’ll get a pass on that at home school “capsules”. and voluntary church programs, but not public schools. I’ve known of white trash that “home school” only because getting kids dressed and to school at 7 am 5 days a week is too much for them. The school gets involved because the kids miss a lot of days, show up late constantly and aren’t dressed appropriately so they decided public schools are evil and they will home school (aka let their kids watch tablets all day while mom smokes meth).

The church or home school peeps got the point saying Nick couldn’t teach one class a week. I figure that would have been the point a public school would have already been making reports to CPS, but the church or local peeps kept trying to sweep it up until the public spectacle hit Mach 5.

 

[Yeet Ninja]

Nick is horrible!
Kayla is horrible!
April is horrible!
Aaron is horrible and contradicts his self in the same breath! Aaron is just a broke Nick! There is absolutely no difference between the two.
I understand the long, personal, harvest of Nick.
However, I seriously doubt much of Aaron's story to be truthful. He had been referencing KF since December. He knew exactly what stories to tell to get Nick's alogs on his side!
I'm gonna guess he never had any part of the throuple. Remember April was at AM last year, Aaron was not. She got her hip tattoo there. Listen close to Coomalot. He is telling everyone in the clues he is dropping.

I tend to agree. I think there's a good chance Aaron never had anything with Kayla.
Kayla has always struck me as being more into women. If that's the case April was always the target and Aaron's presence was merely tolerated. It would also explain the Faran DMs. She seemed to be throwing herself at Nick and Nick kept inserting his wife into these hypothetical visits.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

this begs the question: what is nick rekieta's rock bottom?

the day after the arrest, null went on to the kino casino with ppp and warski. null thought this arrest was rekieta's rock bottom and ppp begged to differ.

turns out ppp was right about that. so what determines one's own rock bottom? there are many factors but i think one key factor is a realization of a line crossed that your moral convictions will not allow you to cross. for example, coomalot told a story about his sister's rock bottom with drugs being the birth of her child.

so what are rekieta's moral convictions that he will not cross?

• his wife. no. it looks like he wants to get rid of her and replace her with april
• his kids. no. he appears to be happier now that the children are no longer living in his home.
• his church/community. no. he hates them. and trashes christianity with his blasphemy "bible sermons"
• his youtube/locals career. no. he still has sycophants who pleasures his delusions.
• his money. no. he doesn't appear to be cut off of his trust fund. and will not anytime soon.
• his humanity. no. this psychopath kills animals (such as racoons) in sadistic ways (chopping their heads off and putting the heads on sticks).

i must conclude rekieta has no rock bottom. it looks like the future story arc with the divorce saga and the socal odessy with daxipad is more than likely gearing up for rekieta. and he will die in the gutter with aids.

Rock bottom for him is to be completely ignored on the interwebs. Any publicity is good publicity in his eyes; he's already coping with the online negativity as some massive government/biblical persecution.

The minute his die-hard fans start waking up en masse and seeing that he's a walking talking Potemkin village is the minute he'll go the Samson route within his own household.

 

[Captain Manning]

According to Aaron, Kayla said that the swinging really was her idea, but she suggested it because she (correctly) surmised from Nick's show that it was what he wanted. That kind of fits with things like the massage story she told on air years ago, and the text from Faran that said it was her idea.

It seems like a comment Aaron wouldn't be knowledgeable enough about the lore to make up on his own.

If Aaron said that, I guess I have give Faran's story a lot more weight now.

By itself, I thought it was weak evidence, but with corroboration from Aaron, it's probably much harder to do that now.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

The fact that the nanny later moved on to work for another family in the community suggests that she was simply fed up with working conditions at the Rekeitas.
Maybe her complaints to her new employers about the Rackets shithole likely contributed to the pastor eventually reporting them when corroborating info from other sources (the teacher(s), Kayla's sister) flowed in.

April's presence there has NOTHING to do with nanny/home-making; she's Nick's coke buddy and cock garage. Aaron alluded that she didn't give a fuck about his 3 kids when her coke addiction went into full swing (no pun intended).

Maybe she just got tired of being screamed at about the grocery bills. Tired of having every receipt scrutinized and questioned as if she was trying to rip the Rekeitas off by buying laundry detergent and name-brand cheese. Whining about inflation as if she'd marked up the prices herself. Scapegoated for being the no-fun Scandinavian Prude party-pooper, always trying to insert reality into the situation, talking about appointments and schedules and the proper care and feeding of human children. Maybe she just got TIRED of being the only adult in the room, getting shit on for being the voice of reason, and had to call it quits.

 

[huckbeine]

Maybe she just got tired of being screamed at about the grocery bills. Tired of having every receipt scrutinized and questioned as if she was trying to rip the Rekeitas off by buying laundry detergent and name-brand cheese. Whining about inflation as if she'd marked up the prices herself. Scapegoated for being the no-fun Scandinavian Prude party-pooper, always trying to insert reality into the situation, talking about appointments and schedules and the proper care and feeding of human children. Maybe she just got TIRED of being the only adult in the room, getting shit on for being the voice of reason, and had to call it quits.

gotta be fair, the butter is expensive and the nanny probably bought that useless butter dish, thats probably why Nick always berates the nanny

 

[holyhandgrenade]

When was it that balldo said he went to one of our wife's relatives weddings and it got crazy with fighting and shit and he said he had to take care of everything?
I wonder what the real story behind that was
Edit I found a post describing the story I was talking about. I bet that was an interesting night

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-16345411

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Maybe she just got TIRED of being the only adult in the room, getting shit on for being the voice of reason, and had to call it quits.

I have no evidence for these things, but I think she either caught Nick and/or Kayla doing coke, or Nick propositioned her in a way that made her quit immediately.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Aaron is horrible and contradicts his self in the same breath! Aaron is just a broke Nick! There is absolutely no difference between the two.

I've said this before but Aaron better hope that Rackets doesn't fumble his case and get locked up for a while. If he does there will be a week long victory lap and then all this Rekieta stuff will vanish like a fart in the wind. After that the people who really enjoy shitting on Rekieta will want someone else to call a big cuckold fag and Aaron is sitting right there.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Nick is horrible!
Kayla is horrible!
April is horrible!
Aaron is horrible and contradicts his self in the same breath! Aaron is just a broke Nick! There is absolutely no difference between the two.
I understand the long, personal, harvest of Nick.
However, I seriously doubt much of Aaron's story to be truthful. He had been referencing KF since December. He knew exactly what stories to tell to get Nick's alogs on his side!
I'm gonna guess he never had any part of the throuple. Remember April was at AM last year, Aaron was not. She got her hip tattoo there. Listen close to Coomalot. He is telling everyone in the clues he is dropping.

April was at Anime Matsuri 2023 in Houston? Press X to doubt. Vegas is the only place outside of Minnesota that she visited while with Aaron.
That tattoo was done locally in Bumfuck-Wherever-ville in MN.

I'm more prone to believe that the hip tattoo was suggested by Nick as Kayla also had one and it was a subtle message that April's hip 'branding' was she as the new Sith apprentice to eventually replace Kayla.

Edit: Anime Matsuri and the Steel Toe anniversary show were happening at the exact time, so.....unless we have a Schroedinger's April.....

 

[There She Glows]

I have no evidence for these things, but I think she either caught Nick and/or Kayla doing coke, or Nick propositioned her in a way that made her quit immediately.

You don't have to catch someone in the act of doing coke to know that they are doing coke if you spend any amount of time around them.

 

[Captain Manning]

I understand the long, personal, harvest of Nick.
However, I seriously doubt much of Aaron's story to be truthful. He had been referencing KF since December. He knew exactly what stories to tell to get Nick's alogs on his side!

That's not true. As @Balldo's Gate and myself have both pointed out, he did some REALLY deep pulls at points. Examples include Nick's resentment towards Vic Mignogna, and seemingly confirming Faran's much earlier claim that Kayla told Nick that she wanted to swing (presumably without mentioning Faran)..

I won't say Aaron is right about everything, but I think he's right about a great many things. He would have had to read a metric ass-ton of old shit to get some of the things he's said from here.

Hell, *I* have trouble finding shit I want to reference in this thread a lot of times. It's gigantic, and the search function helps only so much.

EDIT: Clarification.

 

[Oxyjen]

I'm more prone to believe that the hip tattoo was suggested by Nick as Kayla also had one and it was a subtle message that April's hip 'branding' was she as the new Sith apprentice to eventually replace Kayla

Reminds me of the NXIVM sex cult.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I've said this before but Aaron better hope that Rackets doesn't fumble his case and get locked up for a while. If he does there will be a week long victory lap and then all this Rekieta stuff will vanish like a fart in the wind. After that the people who really enjoy shitting on Rekieta will want someone else to call a big cuckold fag and Aaron is sitting right there.

I don't know about that. Although both are despicable people, the way I hate each of them is very different.
Rekieta is like a disgusting roach that I want to see crushed.
Aaron is like a disgusting worm that I just want to squirm away from me. I don't know why this guy gives me Jerry vibes, just a pathetic worm.

 

[200MB]

Maybe she just got TIRED of being the only adult in the room, getting shit on for being the voice of reason, and had to call it quits.

Nick's also a massive creep. I can imagine him trying to put the moves on the nanny and then playing it off as a joke. Leaving sex toys around so she'd see them, etc. "Woops haha! you weren't supposed to see that haha... unleeeesss?"

 

[Empress Nympho]

I don't know about that. Although both are despicable people, the way I hate each of them is very different.
Rekieta is like a disgusting roach, in which I want to see crushed.
Aaron is like a disgusting worm, in which I just want to squirm away from me. I don't know why this guy gives me Jerry vibes, just a pathetic worm.
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If you're gonna compare him to a worm AND to Jerry, at least insert a photo of Jerry-as-worm:

 

[StannisTheMannis]

I've said this before but Aaron better hope that Rackets doesn't fumble his case and get locked up for a while. If he does there will be a week long victory lap and then all this Rekieta stuff will vanish like a fart in the wind. After that the people who really enjoy shitting on Rekieta will want someone else to call a big cuckold fag and Aaron is sitting right there.

Aaron will ALWAYS be the cuckold fag regardless, and he's fucked either which way the case goes.

If Nick ends up in jail, Aaron will feel the wrath of well-connected Lawtube noseguards like Barnes, Viva, etc. who will make his life hell on a national scale as a scorned rat.

If Nick goes free on a technicality, on a Minnesota level, Nick will torment and gloat to the fullest in his face and send him tons of videos and images of himself flaunting with his 'prize' April in suggestive acts.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Surely they weren't starving and stinking until relatively recently, or it would've been reported long ago.

Takes a long time before (most) people feel compelled to do something specific , even amongst Scandinavian prudes (maybe even moreso then). And couching it as child neglect and illegal drug use is a big step even farther.

(Well, it wasn't clear that people came forward with their observations couched that way. It's possible it had been talked about but after the teacher raised the concern the pastor asked others, some of whom might have raised eyebrows or something similar. I don't think we know. The narrative seems to be a noted fall-off in the Rekietas' appearances, odd behavior, and kids saying things aren't OK. But until the kids actually said something, the rest was generally just conversation. It's the totality of the observations that would have led to a report and investigation.)

I just wonder who was taking care of the kids before then. Even nannies generally aren't 24/7 unless you're celebrity tier. Did they have some kind of maid or housekeeper?

It's just a curiosity to me because taking care of 5 kids and a huge home is not easy. Even if you are a very tidy person, bathrooms need routine cleaning, laundry needs doing, kitchen needs to be wiped down, floors mopped, etc. And then you add 5 kids plus Nick who works from home, being home 24/7. If Kayla did nothing at all it's a miracle that the place wasn't condemned ("and we would have to move out of it!") a long time ago.

Their house isn't enormous. And they could easily have had someone in to clean it. For that size house they could have had a weekly basic clean/vacuum for under $200/time [this requires you get spaces clear enough to clean. And also not have your drugs everywhere]. They also could have hired someone for more daily or couple times weekly presence, doing dishes and laundry as well as the basic and deep cleaning. *or a damn dog trainer*. People do it all the time, especially people with kids and means. A periodic maid/cleaning service and a nanny would have left Nick and Kayla free [to do what they did anyway], but at least the kids would have had clean clothes and space.

They obviously know how to hire people and obviously could afford it. They didn't because they had too much to hide and didn't prioritize their kids.

Nick never had a full-time job, except maybe during Rittenhouse/ Depp. He otherwise had plenty of time to participate in the household. Kayla never had any job. Even if house/kids was too much for them to handle, they could and did hire help at some points. They didn't hire much, and stopped altogether after the nanny left. If that left Nick running kids around more than he wanted, oh, well. Get your house in literal and metaphorical order, hire someone you're not fucking and snorting with, and stop whining.

They both suck and are both insipid, selfish twits. If Kayla was too zonked on whatever to do anything at home, get her some fucking help and also hire people to take it up. The $200k on OTT cars and whatever went to Balldo and blow could have gone a long way to improving the physical environment for those children.

 

[Captain Manning]

Remember April was at AM last year, Aaron was not. She got her hip tattoo there.

April was at Anime Matsuri 2023 in Houston? Press X to doubt. Vegas is the only place outside of Minnesota that she visited while with Aaron.
That tattoo was done locally in Bumfuck-Wherever-ville in MN.

Come to think of it...

By all indications, the Imholtes and Rekietas first met in-person at that comedy show in October of 2023.

Anime Matsuri 2023 was in August of 2023. Two months before they seemed to know each other.

You're gonna have to provide a source for you claim, @Tumbling tubers are terri. A great deal of your post doesn't compute.

EDIT: Added "in-person" for clarification.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Aaron will ALWAYS be the cuckold fag regardless, and he's fucked either which way the case goes.

If Nick ends up in jail, Aaron will feel the wrath of well-connected Lawtube noseguards like Barnes, Viva, etc. who will make his life hell on a national scale as a scorned rat.

If Nick goes free on a technicality, on a Minnesota level, Nick will torment and gloat to the fullest in his face and send him tons of videos and images of himself flaunting with his 'prize' April in suggestive acts.

I guess that's fair, but I'm just thinking. Does Aaron HAVE to give a shit about any of that?

If he gets a-logged by balldowashers he can just... idk, do the Eric July thing where he doesn't even so much as acknowledge Juju and EVS' Klansmen internet and field operatives. Which just makes all of them hardcore seethe in hilariously deserved ways. If Nick wants to gloat about his goddamn side piece all Aaron has to do is say that either the wind is especially loud today, or there really is some child neglecting felon degenerate yapping about fucking a crackaddled whore he'd made the mistake of talking to a few times. Nick and balldo boys would just Ralphamald at him for that, and that's about it.

Aaron will only be "tormented" by Nick and co. if he allows himself to be. He's retarded, so he may well let that happen but otherwise? Just ride it out, ignore anybody, notorious or otherwise either in chat or elsewhere calling you a cuck and a crackhead, move on.

Hell, if Aaron was smart he could even give himself a little boost by using them as appetiser content that he only alludes to indirectly to generate a little hype for his schtick, but I don't think he's either intelligent or emotionally stable enough for it ("CRACKAYLA I LUV U BISHH IMMA SAVE U HOE" on goddamn Kino Casino).