Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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Some real forward thinkers out there, showing their intense brainpower.
Wow, that last one. Eric July was bullying Riley by... appearing at an event, which he knew Riley would not be able to resist attending. Then tricking or goading Riley into acting unhinged in the parking lot. I guess that's what they're going with? Admittedly, I am not very familiar with Eric July, but I've never heard of him "bullying" anybody.
 
I never cared to follow Juju here or his many pet retards, but Tuesday's MATI was rather revealing about this Riley character. I didn't know Juju collected retards like some stamp collection, I just knew about Vito the pedo.
He's like that archtype of the sleazy con artist Hollywood kingmaker, gathering this posse of washed out never-will-bes and subsuming them within the LA lifestyle (a group that now includes Rekieta). The existence of a married, self-made man with a successful company within the same space as him must be like light on mold.
 
Wow, that last one. Eric July was bullying Riley by... appearing at an event, which he knew Riley would not be able to resist attending. Then tricking or goading Riley into acting unhinged in the parking lot. I guess that's what they're going with? Admittedly, I am not very familiar with Eric July, but I've never heard of him "bullying" anybody.
Eric wouldn’t read Riley’s superchat where he insulted and attacked Eric, so CLEARLY Riley had no choice but to start stalking Eric in real life and piss on his ancestor’s grave! What a monster Eric July is to not give attention to a very clearly not at all insane man employed by a guy who has stated multiple times he wants to ruin Eric July!

Jesus fucking Christ, what an exceptional shitshow…
 
Hilarious that he thinks anyone is afraid of him. The only people who should fear him are apparently retarded girls and their parents

Dick Masterson was hellbent on proving Eric July right about him organizing a borderline stalking campaign because a black guy not voting democrat triggered him.

There’s also a lot of weird “well maybe you just need to sit down and communicate with the clearly ment
Only a dumb white nigger like Dick Masterson thinks Ethan Ralph being on his side is a win. Can't help but notice Dick and Gunt fans all have 60s to 70s era Marvel Comics art on their Twitter-profile. Baby boomers simping for online E-celebs are more cringe than TikTok zoomers. I swear.
 

Cope? HA! Im not coping and seething, YOU'RE COPING AND SEETHING

I've been thinking about it and:
Man, the storyline for the Lolcow of the Year awards as of late has been really convoluted. Are the writers even trying? I'm supposed to believe Nick Rekieta, His wife, Dax, Riley and a slew of other lolcows all connected to eachother just self-immolated because a black guy made a comic book that sold well? Come on. Thats a little contrived dont you think?

We're also supposed to just believe all these people conveniently know each other too? Come on writers, it's too absurd to write a character like Dax who connects to Vito (and mint salad the "stop watching star wars" boob video) who connects to Digibro and Mumkey Jones and Ethan Ralph who connects to Chris Chan lore?
 
I've been thinking about it and:
Man, the storyline for the Lolcow of the Year awards as of late has been really convoluted. Are the writers even trying? I'm supposed to believe Nick Rekieta, His wife, Dax, Riley and a slew of other lolcows all connected to eachother just self-immolated because a black guy made a comic book that sold well? Come on. Thats a little contrived dont you think?

We're also supposed to just believe all these people conveniently know each other too? Come on writers, it's too absurd to write a character like Dax who connects to Vito (and mint salad the "stop watching star wars" boob video) who connects to Digibro and Mumkey Jones and Ethan Ralph who connects to Chris Chan lore?
THE WEB IS VAST
 
We're also supposed to just believe all these people conveniently know each other too? Come on writers, it's too absurd to write a character like Dax who connects to Vito (and mint salad the "stop watching star wars" boob video) who connects to Digibro and Mumkey Jones and Ethan Ralph who connects to Chris Chan lore?
We need a Charlie Kelly-esque cork board string theory connecting all of these people. Maybe I'll work on that tomorrow.
 
I’m just gonna quote myself from earlier this week because it keeps being relevant and is still very funny

Hey Dax!

How does it feel to know that the only time your thread has been regularly active is when your pet retard got himself arrested?

Riley is more interesting to talk about than you.

Have fun letting that thought eat away at you.
 
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"A mysterious woman calls the school where “80s Girl” — the Helen of Troy who was a former girlfriend of Maddox, slept with Dick, and is now Dick’s girlfriend — works as a teacher. The caller levies some baseless accusations, stating among other things that “she shouldn't be around children.” The woman is persuaded to leave her name and phone number with the school: as it turns out, the mysterious caller is Metal Jess herself. Shortly after, 80s Girl is granted a restraining order protecting her from Maddox’s live-in girlfriend."
 
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