Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

grapeshark77 said:
Why post the photo of innocent people? Also literally nobody on here or OandA is doing this unless they're lurking.

I wonder if this stuff is related to the case - docket gets a bunch of updates, suddenly another issue. He probably thinks this somehow helps his lawsuit despite being unrelated.


Edit: new selfie. Nice bright red dot on the forehead.

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He did the same fat false flags when he was suing the second, better forums. Death threats on voicemail that sounded retarded and suspiciously like his voice, the fake vandal on video that he gave to Josiah, youwillneverfindme1488. And then the swats started when quasi came to collect, frantically followed by the media tour and hiring a publicist. Fake bomb threats that aren’t documented by law enforcement. Torswats foreshadowing the MPD lawsuit, the swats ending with his arrest besides that one straggler afterwards that fat thought would put all suspicion of him to bed. And now the lawsuit drops and 1.7 thinks stolen scrap wood and spilled paint are enough to keep sympathy and public interest and “I’m so sorries”.

I also find it interesting that after his lawyers encouraged him to change his number the texts stopped, but now the chair/paint/craigslist saga ramps up because other than Twitter taunting, he has jackshit to point to when telling people he’s being hunted for his life by domestic terrorists.

If it wasn’t so funny it’d be sad, he’s genuinely retarded and thinks everyone else operates on a 1.7 level like him so he can’t see how transparent it all is.
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
I wish he’d fuck off with the chairs already, its tired and desperate at this point.
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Interesting that he immediately posts security footage of his Adirondack chairs getting taken when he didn’t do the same for the vicious paint can attack.

Maybe the camera isn’t pointed far enough in that direction but maybe there’s a simpler, fatter reason he didn’t want to share the footage.

Makes ya think.
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
I wish he’d fuck off with the chairs already, its tired and desperate at this point.
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This is beyond stupid. Goddamn it.
Don't waste the Habitat drivers' time, Pat. They legitimately fucking hustle out there, and they're getting paid peanuts for it. Some of these guys are ex-cons who are actually trying to do some right in the world.
Does this guy not realize that he's basically putting a charity on blast? Habitat MKE is good people and they really don't need to be looped into this bullshit.
Hey fat fuck, spend a little less time tweeting and a little more time volunteering. It's okay, they'll let you swing a hammer even in light of your shitty craftsmanship.

Look how smug he is after pulling off his clever little fat flag. Asshole.
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HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAOHGAAAAAAAAAAWD HE ACTUALLY FUCKING WENT THERE

HES STRAIGHT UP COMPARING HIMSELF TO A RAPE VICTIM I AM LITERALLY CRYING LAUGHING FUCKING JESUS WHAT A FAT FAGGOT (with bitch tits)

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I swear to fucking god there is no finer feeling than finishing a day in the wage cage, settling back with a glass of decent hooch, and tuning into the fatrick show to see his latest hijinks.

Also "encoraging"



DOUBLE EDIT: WAIT THEY TOOK HIS FUCKING LAWNCHAIRS AGAIN?!
 
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Patrick refused to change his number on principle for years. He was defiant. He Didn't Let The Idiots Win.

But then he did.

He is B U C K B R O K E N

Eventually he'll bend the knee and let someone pick up his chairs as well. He'll likely watch from his window as they strip yet another metaphor for his defiance from him.

He will part with his chairs the same way he parted with his number. Humiliated and emasculated.

Give them the chair, patReek.
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
I wish he’d fuck off with the chairs already, its tired and desperate at this point.
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holy fucking shit this faggot hasn't printed out a "no these chairs are not for taking, you got taken - donut steal"

this is proof he's faking this shit and figured out a way to do it so he can put up pictures without getting someone in trouble

what a faggot. print the sign - even mostly brain-dead gorilla niggers would read it and say "uh" and move on

also this faggot is too scared to simply walk out side and explain what's going on, no, he needs the performative video

he really thinks the judge is would take this shit into consideration at all
 
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Summer of George said:
This is beyond stupid. Goddamn it.
Don't waste the Habitat drivers' time, Pat. They legitimately fucking hustle out there, and they're getting paid peanuts for it. Some of these guys are ex-cons who are actually trying to do some right in the world.
Does this guy not realize that he's basically putting a charity on blast? Habitat MKE is good people and they really don't need to be looped into this bullshit.
Hey fat fuck, spend a little less time tweeting and a little more time volunteering. It's okay, they'll let you swing a hammer even in light of your shitty craftsmanship.

Look how smug he is after pulling off his clever little fat flag. Asshole.
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Summer of George said:
Look how smug he is after pulling off his clever little fat flag. Asshole.
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When is the last time he's posted a recent selfie or full body picture? He's aged tremendously, holy shit. I don't remember him having that much gray in his hair. This is almost as bad as St. Balldo, but not quite.

Looking a bit more like Chad Daybell now...
 
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For your autistic viewing pleasure, I present to you: the Patrick Tomlinson New Vegas playthrough! Someone else had this idea WAY back, but I decided to fuck around with it again just for fun.

With this handy dandy guide, I'm gonna teach you how to play through Fallout: New Vegas as Patrick Tomlinson, for a highly authentic and enjoyable experience! With my help, you'll be playing NV like a fat fucking idiot.

Major Goals:
- Be a cunt to everyone
- Do everything the hard way
- Fail as much as possible while still completing the game

Your stats:
Most important thing is to give yourself low charisma. I'm talk 1 point if you can. Patrick is not a charismatic figure, always acts cunty and picks fights with people. Min Charisma and put the points in Endurance, since if nothing else, Pat can take a beating. The other positive stats like Strength, Agility and Intelligence, Perception and Luck are all things Pat lacks in real life, but you've got like four more points to spend so just put them into whatever you want.

Dialogue:
This is the KEY to any Patrick playthrough. You have to do your best to lose friends and alienate people. If there's a dickish dialogue option, always pick that one if possible. Start fights for no reason when you can, unless you wanna suck up to someone. Failing skill checks is also important. You need to ruin any chance you have to make a good impression on people. TL;DR: just be a cunt!

Combat:
This one's a little more flexible. Patrick will use guns when he has to, but will almost always want to fist-fight people when he can, to prove how "tough" he is. No melee weapons either, just pure fists! But if you're finding it too hard to progress in the game with this build, you're allowed to just actually play the game right for this part. The real soy and potatoes of this run is the roleplay!

Choices and Quests:
Your choices in New Vegas matter, so be sure to fuck every single one of them up. If there's a choice you know will end in disaster for someone, get them killed or ruin their life, go for it! Fail quests when you can, go for the worst endings you think you can get. Fighting the Powder Gangers? Make as many people in Goodsprings die as possible, etc. If your bad decisions get your killed or stuck a couple times, you'll know you're doing right.

Faction & Ending:
You're going for a Yes Man run, with an NCR-friendly character. Patrick respects the DEMOCRACY and DECENCY of the NCR, they're his favorite authority figures. However, rules are for the ruled, and Patrick is oppositional and defiant. So you'll be going for a Yes Man ending. Be sure to blow up the Securitron bunker too, because I don't need your robot army, child. I'm an actual, real life tough guy who can fend for myself.

And that's all there is to it. Enjoy ruining the entire Mojave, stalker. Tune into the Cooking with Jack thread, where I'll teach you how to roleplay as Jack in New Vegas but eating a bunch of disgusting raw and irradiated food and dying of septic shock.
 
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