Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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EVS could be hand painting every panel of his schlock, and it means nothing if he never finishes the damn thing.
The nigga is ten months behind on delivering comics which he hasn't even scripted yet. Not even full length comics either, it's a 10 page comic and he's not even finished writing the script.

He's literally a scamming grifting piece of shit or so beyond retarded and incompetent that he deserves his own Guru Larry Kickscammers episode.
Mint is not happy with the narrative that she is a mentally retarded victim

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Thanks, Twitter user "autistic boobs," for denying the retarded whore allegations. Who would have thought that "autistic boobs" was a retarded whore? Egg on our face, piss on yours.
 
Don’t engage in mindnumbing moralfag debates because that feeds into Dax’s misogynistic entertainment brand. I am 99% sure I can predict Dax’s rhetoric and he’d be so joyous if Null or any a-log tried to confront him:
Anything funny that has ever happened regarding him was because he was responding to some kind of "moral faggotry": from Cuties, to Riley, Vito, Rekieta, Ralph and that´s only what I know of.
The only thing that makes this loud taco slightly interesting is his mind numbing response to anything relating to human decency, that derives from his defiance and absolute certainty he is smarter than anyone he interacts with.
You are waaaaaaaaaay off.
 
That's the mystery. Is Daxipad so miserly that he is hoarding absolutely all he gets? Or is there chicanery regarding his income?

Juju has been such a skin flint. Cheaping out on his artists, on Asterios, on Riley. He purchased his retard Ford a while back and the barbie mansion. What other major purchases has he done that we know of? He stopped traveling for the most part since COVID. What is he doing with his money?
I really think it just comes down to him not caring about anyone he doesn't find useful and irreplaceable. Why bother going to the trouble of coughing up $50 when there's always another artist you can hire on Fiverr?
 
That is absolutely not how a Tard like her would respond to a tweet like that. Her reaction would be similar to a Chris Chan reaction - thanking them for recognizing her plights without realizing the implications. I think someone wrote that tweet for her.
You know she means business because she was not able to formulate a coherent sentence to finish the xeet. I´d bet she was sighing in frustration while writing it and hit send without meaning to.
 
Yeah suing people isn’t Juju’s style. He wants to provoke a lawsuit not instigate it.
This week feels like a Daxipad meltdown but if you want to consider him Machiavellian, it's a feeler. You could learn two valuable lessons from Riley if you had the mind for it:
1. Nobody is going to pay Dax to fuck with Eric Julay.
2. Threatening lawsuits is a surefire way to make absolutely everyone hate you.
 
I just want to point out that the Mintsalad situation is something that not even the most depraved Japanese pervert could come up with.
Disagree insomuch as I know they've come up with worse, but I'll grant that it would take way more than ~25-30 pages or ~20-30 minutes to adequately build the world and introduce characters to get from zero to fucked up in this case, due to the amount of lore, so they would be unlikely to.
 
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Still haven't hit even a quarter of the goal. Don't worry Riley, I'm sure Dax will cover the difference!
 
The Patreon is the greatest mystery of in the sektur Who the fuck is funding these retards their budget? Who the fuck is listening to this shit? I am at a complete loss.
My guess is two groups - 1) people out of the loop on recent Dick, look back at the past through a sentimental lens (Lowtax is a great example this, his Patreon only plunged once his misdeeds were heavily aired) 2) people who have forgotten they've subscribed.

It did though. He had two peaks: one literally right before cuties, and another after he started getting attention from Eric July. Now it's a thing where TDS is losing supporters, but somehow people are actually paying to hear a pedophile yap.

There's this base of like $15,000 that never shakes though.

The data supports this hypothesis. The first screenshot is his Patreon earnings/subs on both monthly and daily trend since joining Patreon.

The second screenshot is the TDS' podcast rank on Patreon since joining Patreon.


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I'm still confused what dax has to do with anything regarding Eric. Does his small mestizo brain even know what 3D asset means or is it because EVS spergs about it he believes it's the right grift to do
 
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This week feels like a Daxipad meltdown but if you want to consider him Machiavellian, it's a feeler. You could learn two valuable lessons from Riley if you had the mind for it:
1. Nobody is going to pay Dax to fuck with Eric Julay.
2. Threatening lawsuits is a surefire way to make absolutely everyone hate you.
I think that if Dick was properly Machiavellian he would have already seen the way the winds were blowing with Eric July and moved his grift on to some other retard (of which the Internet is in no short supply of) who would prove more fruitful. I think the reason that hasn’t happened yet is because Juju has the same contrarian narcissist mentality as his protege Rekieta, where he must always double down and never admit fault or move on from the situation.
 
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now he's doing that thing again where he accuses everyone who thinks the situation is weird and fucked up of wanting to date mint salad. Damn bros we really are witnessing his biggest meltdown in a while. This rules

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Oh god, I really hope he starts engaging with the retard abuse allegations. It will go wonderfully!
 
The laughter is hard and forced and then suddenly just stops. Combine with the stalking and pathologically lying, any sane individual will put together very quickly that Dax is a psychopath.
I refuse to give Dax the proper title of psychopath, as much as he's a retard who just hasn't been graced with consequences yet. I'm not saying this is a 100% rule, but you talk to and see enough people, it should activate your pattern recognition, and what that is, is certain people excel very well in controlled environments; see Prom Kings at High-School or Squad Leaders or Guides in Boot Camp. They're able to excel and be a retarded piece of shit, because they're competent enough to perform and manipulative enough to game the system to put themselves at or close enough to the top. The problem being, once they leave that controlled environment, their bullshit antics don't work because they don't have the system backing them up and their shit behavior gets them thrown out. He's not a psychopath, as much as he's still trying to be the Prom King but doesn't have the wherewithal to pull it off; he wants to pretend he's some sort of Patrick Bateman, but he doesn't have the discipline to invest in himself and acts like a hypocritical and hysterical woman while screaming at people (mostly women) to be skinny. He's not a savvy and conniving tactician plotting his next move; he's a retard who peaked 20+ years ago flailing around and telling the special needs kids that some black dude has their baseball. Hell, he's so stuck in the past he's still using the Dane Cook approach to comedy.
 
Anything funny that has ever happened regarding him was because he was responding to some kind of "moral faggotry": from Cuties, to Riley, Vito, Rekieta, Ralph and that´s only what I know of.
The only thing that makes this loud taco slightly interesting is his mind numbing response to anything relating to human decency, that derives from his defiance and absolute certainty he is smarter than anyone he interacts with.
You are waaaaaaaaaay off.
I hope you’re right but I just can see the comedic stylings.

>So you want dumb people to not be allowed to make porn? Okay then porn with women will no longer exist ACK ACK ACK ACK. Get it Vito? It’s because all women are dumb!
>Mint isn’t a retard, she’s a great artist and she’s doing what she wants to do. Who made you king?
>Look at CaptainSaveAHoe here ACK ACK ACK ACK.


I can go on, he’s going to deny responsibility, he’s going to play it down. It’s just ultimately not worth debating.

Edit: Well Dax beat me to the 3rd one.
 
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Eric is benefiting greatly from just letting Dax get angry but do not forget: If Dax becomes irrationally mad he might do something worth suing over. Eric better be ready for the worst. Dax is a blend of cunning and stupid. Cunning enough to come up with plans to fuck with others that play by his rules and too stupid to deal with those that do not play by said rules. Eric does not bite.

I just want to point out that the Mintsalad situation is something that not even the most depraved Japanese pervert could come up with.
Just "Metamorphosis" alone is way worse. (DO NOT GOOGLE THAT!)
 
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