Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Sicko Hunter said:
Love how literally every person even tangentially related to Ethan Ralph is just a complete irredeemable piece of shit. Meigh, Gator, Dick, Flamenco, that drunk Australian wife beater guy
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Evan Ralph was too pure for this world, that's why he was made slow in the mind and put into a mental institution
 
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ChromaQuack said:
I think Dick's plan is to stack so many curses they all fight for ownership of his body, wear their energy out and destroy themselves.

It is most definitely a bold strategy, mayhap we should compile a list of cursed lolcow objects to aid him in his quest.

I'll do my part and say he most definitely needs to get a balldo and a copy of cyberfrog.
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The Bible actually has spoken about that strategy. It does not work. Demons are fine with carpooling.

Mark 5:9 for reference.
 
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Niggernerd said:
Dax called himself the prom king and actually believed it :story: any at some point I kinda just hope someone decks him irl. What's he gonna do? Be a bootlicker and call the cops?
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He's already said what he would do. He'd suck your dick. If it was big enough. He literally said that.
 
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DAKKADAKKA said:
I’ve kept my identity completely masked ever since I started on the sector. No one has it. I cannot risk my Children’s safety. Nothing is worth that risk.
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I hope you and your family stay safe.
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Tiny Chinaman said:
His cool guy act only ever worked on retarded boomers chasing clout. He is only comfortable in his little hug box and its shrinking every day
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What's more fucking sad about that is it's shrinking to the degree he'll only be left with 3 fat weirdos. A sex offender in mexico, a pedophile cohost and a faggot that pisses on a retards face on OF. That's fucking grim near future and dax should really kill himself when that conclusion inevitably comes around the corner.
 
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Just watched the MATI Riley/Mint Salad Elissaclips video where @Null reffered to Mint Salad as retarded. I thought it was the usual hyperbolic jab and didn't think much of it until I watched some of her movie reviews out of curiosity.

I'm legitimately disgusted at how this fat fuck Riley and JuJu have blatantly taken advantage of a women with cognitive limitations; going as far as sexually exploiting this obviously troubled young girl (I can't even refer to her as a woman). Absolutely disgusting. She seems like a really sweet girl and I find it irredeemable and disgusting using her on all caveats.

Riley and JuJu, if you are reading this: you are such monumentaly morally bankrupt faggots I cannot put into words how much I loath you.

Get aids and cope and sneed. I'd happily put your fat ugly faggot ass against the wall myself.

EDIT: So the more I watch brief snippets of her movie reviews the more aghast and angrier I'm getting. This goes beyond moral fagging, this is a blatant sociopath taking full advantage of a cognitively disabled autistic girl with mental age probably around 10 or 11 years old. I can't comprehend the mentality someone has to even entertain the idea of being in an intimate relationship with a girl like that.

Blow L.A up with a fucking nuke.
 
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Tablet County said:
I'm not a religious man but I think if Satan existed he would behave like Dax Herrera.
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Nah. Satan has a strong influence; Satan can cause men of good character and high intelligence to deviate & self destruct. Dax takes weak-willed desperate little simpletons who'd happily give blood to be acknowledged. Anyone with any sense easily dismisses this insecure little princess; 45 years old & still not famous, Daxi.
 
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Sammich said:
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1801357624270799208.html
not sure how to archive further than that, but it's paulyfrog's thread in full
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See Stalker Child accusing someone of Sex Trafficking a mental midget 18 year old is a big no no which is why Dick is ready to sue people it's a heinous vulgar crime. And believe me it's a TOTAL LIE! I think MintSalad is actually a child prodigy nothing sketchy happened whatsoever. I think her and Riley are a wonderful Christian Couple parodying a degenerate drug addict mess. It's all real avante garde performance art, a commentary on the "Industrial Society and It's Future."

Seriously why did you ever lie with dogs Dax? All ya had to do was keep your fucking distance from freaks online. Why don't you just cut off Riley, Ethan Ralph, Digibro and all these other scumbags? You can bully psuedo-anonymous chumps but what you think Null, PPP, Metokur, and other muckrakers are going to not broadcast this shit? Why did you even put yourself in this position by being connected with such disgusting people?

Fucking cash in your chips and enjoy the Barbie Dreamhouse. You're going to get felted.

LEGAL DISCLOSURE: I AM NOT ACCUSING THE GRAND ACTOR, WRITER, COMEDIAN, PODCASTER, HOMECOMING KING OF ANY CRIMES WHATSOEVER. Everything I write is in autistic satire. And let me make this most clear Patrick Tomlinson does not grind black children into pepperoni.
 
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For anyone with more context: is it worth doing an ultra-thorough and detailed investigation into the claims made in Paulyfrog's post followed by a more comprehensive writeup? It appears that there is something in there that Dax and his capos are eager to tuck under the rug. My familiarity with this clique isn't on par with my knowledge of Ethan's group but I could give it a shot.

Anyone who's read my more serious research posts can attest that I'm pretty good at nailing down slippery claims in such a way that they become difficult or impossible to worm out of, but I'm not sure if the juice is worth the squeeze in this instance so I'd appreciate some advice as I consider getting started on what could be a good weekend project.
 
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DAKKADAKKA said:
I’ve kept my identity completely masked ever since I started on the sector. No one has it. I cannot risk my Children’s safety. Nothing is worth that risk.
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You shouldn't retract anything. If Juju sues you, put a go fund me up for legal defence and it is going to be funded in no time. Don't let him intimidate you
 
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