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Newly-released Star Wars series The Acolyte just made a major change to established Star Wars lore – by revealing that lesbian space witches created life from the Force before Darth Plagueis.

If none of that sentence made much sense to you, you’ve clearly not read the entirety of the incredibly detailed and comprehensive Star Wars wiki site Wookiepedia. But we have, so we’ll try to sum it up.

It’s also worth noting at this point that this article contains major spoilers for The Acolyte episode three.

Darth Plagueis was a legendary Dark Lord of the Sith who makes Darth Vader look like a massive wuss, frankly. He was extremely powerful and obsessed with immortality.

As pointed out by BoundingIntoComics, in the 2005 prequel movie Revenge of the Sith, Emperor Palpatine talks about how his former master “could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.”

TL;DR: the power to create life using Force manipulation has always been considered a near-impossible feat.

However, in The Acolyte episode three, which dropped on Disney+ on Tuesday (11 June), we find out that the first person to create life in that way wasn’t Darth Plagueis at all. It was actually the newly-introduced leader of a band of Force sensitive witches (the Force Witches of Brendok), called Mother Aniseya (Jodie Turner-Smith).

The Acolyte’s first two episodes closely followed a pair of twins called Mae and Osha (Amandla Stenberg). When we first tune in, Mae is on a murderous rampage against four Jedi: killing her first victim, Jedi Master Indara (Carrie-Anne Moss) in the first few minutes of episode one.

Osha (full name: Verosha) a former Jedi padawan who ended up working as a mechanic, ends up helping her former Jedi master, Sol (Lee Jung-jae) to try to get to the bottom of her sister’s crimes. The sisters come face to face at the end of episode two.

Aniseya explains that she used the Force to bring to life two embryos, carried by her fellow force sensitive witch Mother Koril (Margarita Levieva). Those embryos (you guessed it) grow up to be Mae and Osha.

Oh, and did we mention that Aniseya and Koril are a couple? They aren’t just space witches, they’re lesbian space witches. We love to see it, especially given the increasingly virulent right-wing arguments against surrogacy for same-sex couples.

Of course, we weren’t exactly surprised to see this queer representation pop up in The Acolyte: it was always going to be an LGBTQ+ extravaganza.

Transgender icons Abigail Thorn and Jen Richards are both involved with the series – Thorn plays a character called Ensign Eurus, and Richards is one of the writers. Plus, showrunner Leslye Headland is a lesbian, and her wife Rebecca Henderson also appears in The Acolyte alongside Thorn and many other LGBTQ+ icons.

Amandla Stenberg is gay and non-binary and uses she/her and they/them pronouns. Charlie Barnett – who plays yellow lightsaber-wielding Jedi Yord Fandar, is gay and says that he realised the truth about his sexuality when he was just 13.

Stenberg has brushed off complaints by some fans that the show is making Star Wars “woke”, saying: “There’s a vast array of Star Wars fans. There is a specific kind of Star Wars fan [who’s] very vocal on the internet They’ve called our show The Woke-alyte, which I’m like, ‘OK, what about it?’”

However, the ratings don’t side with the critics: The eight-part series has already broken records, despite the conservative tears and sabre-rattling about its inclusivity.

TVLine reported that the first episode garnered 11.1 million views across the first five days of streaming, making it the biggest launch of the year on the streaming service. The series beat Disney+ competitors including Doctor Who, Marvel’s Echo and X-Men ‘97
 
They are not welcome in my Emperor's galaxy.

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These weirdo journalists are just trying too hard to spin this shit-fest as something of a ground-breaking narrative, aren't they? :story:

Now they want to undermine the prequels too by introducing forgettable characters like the rest of the sequel trilogy characters such as space dykes.

You know it's really bad when attractive space dykes in a porn movie look more interesting to watch than the current Lucasfilm shit show.
 
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I wonder if George Lucas knew how Disney was going to molest his baby and let it happen as a final troll to the people making fun of the way he handled Star Wars.
South Park warned his ass to sell it to the Chinese instead.

It still would've been communist space propaganda, but it would've been "Let's study hard so we can go to space" propaganda and not "I'm a strong independent woman who don't need no man" propaganda.
 
Nightsisters have been part of the Star Wars lore for many years. We just never saw them on screen until Clone Wars. The Jedi also mistrust and fear the Nightsisters because the Jedi are zealots who think everyone should use the Force like they do - meaning, taking children away from their families at a tender age and training them to not have human emotions and attachments. The Nightsisters could have been using the Force to do all kinds of things before Darth Plagueis; it just wasn't seen as important or relevant because they didn't do things the way the Jedi thought they should.

This is a stupid article for a lot of reasons, but it does actually get the lore wrong on a basic level. But then again, their only source for this was Wookiepedia.
 
TVLine reported that the first episode garnered 11.1 million views across the first five days of streaming, making it the biggest launch of the year on the streaming service.
Lol. Lmao even.

TV Shows used to release to 20+ million viewers. Somehow I doubt [insert almost any anime here] has trouble getting 40+ million viewers on release.
 
Nightsisters have been part of the Star Wars lore for many years. We just never saw them on screen until Clone Wars. The Jedi also mistrust and fear the Nightsisters because the Jedi are zealots who think everyone should use the Force like they do - meaning, taking children away from their families at a tender age and training them to not have human emotions and attachments. The Nightsisters could have been using the Force to do all kinds of things before Darth Plagueis; it just wasn't seen as important or relevant because they didn't do things the way the Jedi thought they should.

This is a stupid article for a lot of reasons, but it does actually get the lore wrong on a basic level. But then again, their only source for this was Wookiepedia.
Still not as cool as the force witches of Dathomir. Mind you, Courtship was one of the trashiest EU novels, however....
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You already hit the part where this isn't new, but I'm disappointed that you didn't say that this isn't important at all.
 
Nightsisters have been part of the Star Wars lore for many years. We just never saw them on screen until Clone Wars. The Jedi also mistrust and fear the Nightsisters because the Jedi are zealots who think everyone should use the Force like they do - meaning, taking children away from their families at a tender age and training them to not have human emotions and attachments. The Nightsisters could have been using the Force to do all kinds of things before Darth Plagueis; it just wasn't seen as important or relevant because they didn't do things the way the Jedi thought they should.

This is a stupid article for a lot of reasons, but it does actually get the lore wrong on a basic level. But then again, their only source for this was Wookiepedia.
These aren't the night sisters. The night sisters are Dathomirians.
 
Hilarious that Kennedy basically hired herself again (longtime assistant with a producer vanity title, zero creative history) to make this series and because this one got coffee for the most notorious predator in Hollywood instead of Spielberg, the show is this massively over-compensating incoherent girl power nonsense.
At this point my only interaction with Star Wars is watching youtube critics complain about it.
 
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