Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Figger Nucker]

He has a job and believe it or not, enough charisma to pull teenage girls around his orbit. Two things a potential troon will never have and which push him to do it.

Oh good, I was worried the dude over 30 wasn't able to convince teenagers to date him.

 

[Gornery]

Do we have actual proof that this polycule saga is over? All I’ve seen is that they’ve taken some pictures down and unfriended him on Facebook (possibly to prevent ween harassment). The complete radio silence and lack of pity-me Facebook bullshit that normally comes when people cut him off suggests that he’s just laying low and could potentially still be in contact with the cast-of-fraggle-rock polycule

 

[BingBongDingDong]

believe it or not, enough charisma to pull teenage girls around his orbit

I'm pretty sure the original chasing minor shot happened somewhere between 19-22 while he was at community college lol. He was a loser college guy chasing after loser hs girls that he still kinda knew. After that he's just been catfished multiple times lol, with a real gf once who was too batshit for even him. Heck, go look up VODs on his twitch if you want to see him shining bright. There's no way he'll ever nuke that channel with how high he held himself for being a twitch ~partner~

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I hate the trooning out discourse section of the Chibi cycle. I hate hate hate it. I am so upset the Polycule saga ended as quickly as it was discovered.

Agreed. I hope whichever chest-slapping spazzes decided it would be the peak of comedy to immediately destroy the polycule thing take a break from discord and hentai long enough to see how retarded what they did is.

And besides, if he hasn't hopped aboard the troon train yet he probably isn't going to. The dream's dead friends. Adam White will never be Madam White.

He doesn't really have charisma though. He just traumadumps until the other person feels sorry for him

I suspect that's why he manages to draw in teenagers: he acts pitiful and sad and teenagers are pitiful and sad so they feel like they can relate.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Do we have actual proof that this polycule saga is over? All I’ve seen is that they’ve taken some pictures down and unfriended him on Facebook (possibly to prevent ween harassment). The complete radio silence and lack of pity-me Facebook bullshit that normally comes when people cut him off suggests that he’s just laying low and could potentially still be in contact with the cast-of-fraggle-rock polycule

Cheebs is breathing a sigh of relief because he didn’t have to suck off the guy in the weed beanie

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I suspect that's why he manages to draw in teenagers: he acts pitiful and sad and teenagers are pitiful and sad so they feel like they can relate.

I think it's more that he's childish enough to relate to them and their interests while at the same time trying to play the "cool older guy". But like everybody else in his life they see the creep he really is and wind up abandoning him. Or find the clip at GDQ and tell him they'd really wish he'd be quiet.

 

[Wheat Skeleton]

The fact that this guy seems to possess next to no shame or accountability is almost impressive. If I was him, I would've suck started a shotgun a LOOOOOOOONG time ago. I imagine the only thing that keeps him going is the hope that he can find another minor to groom.

 

[David Kirk Ginder]

He doesn't really have charisma though. He just traumadumps until the other person feels sorry for him

That's like horseshoe theory, which is the idea that the far left and far right are so extreme, they end up agreeing which each other.

So Chibi's charisma is so negative, it loops back and he achieves pity sex. It might not be the same sexual experience you get from having lots of charisma but it's still sex.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

That's like horseshoe theory, which is the idea that the far left and far right are so extreme, they end up agreeing which each other.

So Chibi's charisma is so negative, it loops back and he achieves pity sex. It might not be the same sexual experience you get from having lots of charisma but it's still sex.

Chibi can't have sex. I mean he tried, couldn't get it up and had to masturbate using his GF's panties to get a boner.

That's beyond pity sex.

 

[Whaler]

Chibi can't have sex. I mean he tried, couldn't get it up and had to masturbate using his GF's panties to get a boner.

That's beyond pity sex.

Only Cheebs can be so pathetic that instead of pity sex, he gets a pity erection.

 

[Eadred]

Chibi can't have sex. I mean he tried, couldn't get it up and had to masturbate using his GF's panties to get a boner.

That's beyond pity sex.

To be fair, his then-girlfriend was way too old for his acquired taste, of course he could not get an erection.

 

[Light-Blue Yoshi]

That's like horseshoe theory, which is the idea that the far left and far right are so extreme, they end up agreeing which each other.

So Chibi's charisma is so negative, it loops back and he achieves pity sex. It might not be the same sexual experience you get from having lots of charisma but it's still sex.

Damn white boy is gettin it!

 

[Deez Nuts]

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Damn white boy is gettin it!

The rizzmaster

 

[Brave Sir Robin]

I've been re-reading this thread and I'm genuinely stunned how someone can be THIS socially inept, immature and fucked in the head. I think my favorite clip of him is him having a fucking "panic attack" over Among Us.

So I have a question for everyone here.
Can the worst people change? Will Slippin' Chibi ever disappear? Because I do think even the worst people can change their ways with a little hard work and effort, but even with that in mind... I dunno, I don't think this Chibi can ever actually change unless he leaves the internet entirely, and that'll probably never happen.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

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Wow, what an empath. I can see why he was drawn to therapy as a possible career option.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Isn't caveman a tranny now?

Maybe the true tranny was the friends we made along the way.

 

[Butwhythough2]

I think it's more that he's childish enough to relate to them and their interests while at the same time trying to play the "cool older guy".

He's a more retarded and less charismatic Mathew McConaughey from Dazed and Confused. "High school girls, I keep getting older and they stay the same age."

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He's a more retarded and less charismatic Mathew McConaughey from Dazed and Confused. "High school girls, I keep getting older and they stay the same age."

But at least he could get laid.

Chibi can't.

 

[David Kirk Ginder]

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Damn white boy is gettin it!

Why would you admit this in public?

Oh, I forgot. Chibi.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Give me clocks, but is him making a fool out of himself on national television something new? I could have sworn this wasn't mentioned in the thread's subtitle before.