Containment What If?

Marvin said:
It'd probably be the best content we've had in awhile.

Get Chris to make video diaries.
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I remember Happy Harry saying in an interview "If Chris just uploaded a rant a day and monitized it, or sold the rights to his life to a movie studio, he'd be a millionaire by now, but he won't because that makes too much sense."
But, unfortunately, most people stopped caring.
 
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What if Chris had been born a regular kid? Would Borb still have created the nucleus of modern trolling?
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
He could talk to a professional about getting the government to pay for it, just like that HRT bit he's so motivated to go under.
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I support the government paying for hormone therapy, because it's the same as voluntary sterilization.
And, Adonai knows, we don't want Chris to procreate, no matter how unlikely it might seem.
 
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What if Chris got a gun?

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Somari1996 said:
What if Chris held a 24 hour live stream to raise money for his toys and junk food charity?
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Barb would come in and bust up all the action by yelling at Chris to do a mother/son duet to increase donations. The song Barb would choose would be "Endless Love" By Diana Ross & Lionel Richie. Naturally, Chris would stress sigh and agree, but halfway through the song, he would become angry at Barb after she insists that he sings the man's part. The Stream would be over after Chris suggest to Barb that they change into matching outfits on camera, leading to Barb calling her baby Chrisschun a "fag".
This would be in the first 3 hours.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Barb would come in and bust up all the action by yelling at Chris to do a mother/son duet to increase donations. The song Barb would choose would be "Endless Love" By Diana Ross & Lionel Richie. Naturally, Chris would stress sigh and agree, but halfway through the song, he would become angry at Barb after she insists that he sings the man's part. The Stream would be over after Chris suggest to Barb that they change into matching outfits on camera, leading to Barb calling her baby Chrisschun a "fag".
This would be in the first 3 hours.
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Chris's incestuous impulses would finally get out of control and he would grab his mother like a long lost lover and tounge the hell out of that toothless hag.
 
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What if Chris's life was just one really really long Twilight Zone episode?
 
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