Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

He's gone viral on Reddit multiple times, most notably for his "Actual tough guy" proclamations. It's funnier when they attack him
He’s the embodiment of a typical Redditor, which is why he makes the popular section from time to time. He’s fat, has nothing but opinions fed to him directly from left-leaning media, and is a faggot with no job.
She's also taken to referring to him as "#Trumplite",
No, stalker. That is your Pat Derangement Syndrome acting up again. Enjoy prison.
 
So LESLAAAAAAAY saw the overt comparison the pig made between himself and rape victims, and seems to have unwittingly echoed my many fantasies about having erotic encounters with fatrick
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I swear to fucking god the mental images I have goin through my mind reading this are gonna stay with me for many a year...

I wonder if Fatrick has been raped at some point?

This isn’t taking the piss.

Maybe back when he was a teenager or younger guy he got raped by some older guy, a teacher, school mate, one of his dad’s rodeo colleagues who couldn’t find his dad, who also belittled him while doing it.

Marriage to Adrienne could have been in part a way of proving to himself that he was a real man and not a dirty little queer or victim.

This is complete speculation of course, but it would be yet another explanation to his fragile ego and constant need to prove he is a tough guy.
 
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"Patrick Tomlinson looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his red shirt before Twitter. Very very disrespectful."
 
How would a potential Pat rapist even get past his many layers of body fat? The facts of the case just don't add up.

He wasn’t always fat. Earlier photos of him have him as slim as a normal human.

Maybe he unconsciously let himself get fat?

Like some women are known to do as a response to the trauma. It’s not unknown for a woman to make herself unattractive as a way of “protecting” herself from it happening again.

So Pat will be fine, provided he doesn’t meet any determined chubby chasers.

I know it sounds like I am taking the piss, but in my defense it’s pretty much impossible to feel sympathy for Patrick even if this turns out to be true.

Rape is horrible no matter who it happens to, even Patrick.
But if he wasn’t such a garbage human it would be possible to speculate without slipping in a barbed jibe.
 
Alright we got us anuddah fat and sloppy pig session for the evening

Firstly it seems that the ever more obvious curlover fat has going with his gayass tuft is a point he is a lil raw over
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Secondly he feels the need to deny an obvious AI transmog of his book is real
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And he is once again flailing at LESLAAAAAAAAAAAAY for noting how much of a creepy tard he is
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All in all nothing majorly funni yet, but the nights still young and the pork is frying as we speak

This whole thing about Pat getting raped just makes me think of that BOTW where Mike and Rich spend like ten minutes talking about some random washed up fat actor getting fat folds fucked on the bus.

Ah twas a classic....swear to god that the city of milwaukee provides me more entertainment than entire fucking continents at this point solely because of fatrick and RLM and reruns of true crime documentaries about Jeffrey Dahmer
 
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Ah twas a classic....swear to god that the city of milwaukee provides me more entertainment than entire fucking continents at this point solely because of fatrick and RLM and reruns of true crime documentaries about Jeffrey Dahmer
Ah thank you, I couldn't remember enough details to find the specific clip. This is right up there with juicy Shaq meat.
 
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is this a doggam photoshop or does his fucking forehead have a gunt

fuck me I outline what I'm talking about here

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my god I don't think I've ever seen whatever the fuck it is I'm looking at here please tell me it's not true, milwaukee doesn't even exist ...
The correct term is a melon. His isn't super well developed but will grow with time.

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you can look at Tammy Slaton for a human example with a well developed melon
 
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is this a doggam photoshop or does his fucking forehead have a gunt

fuck me I outline what I'm talking about here

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my god I don't think I've ever seen whatever the fuck it is I'm looking at here please tell me it's not true, milwaukee doesn't even exist ...
I got my Fatchelors Bachelor's degree in Phrenology, so I can tell you right now that that having kind of forehead lump means you're a retarded fatty. Sorry, Pat, it's just science.
 
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